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Altar Tribute House.

It is a place that connects countless tribute tables all over the world.

To put it bluntly, this is where the Pure Altar Messenger Zhu Bajie works.

These days

Zhu Bajie finished eating the tribute and was sleeping soundly.

Suddenly,

A unique wave of induction came.

He leaned sideways, snored, and ignored it.

But suddenly, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes violently!

This induction, if he remembers correctly... It seems to be reminded by the monkey show information that I have marked with special attention!

Depend on!

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie jumped up as soon as he was excited.

Hurriedly took out the Pan Tao brand WeChat mobile phone and looked down.

Sure enough, I saw the information I dreamed of:

"Old pig, is the old pig here? I've found a way! ”

It was sent by the Monkey King!

After reading the information, Zhu Bajie was excited!

Without saying a word, he immediately replied: "Brother Monkey, I'm here, you've found a way!" What's the solution!? ”

Zhu Bajie was even so excited that his hands trembled, trembling, and he sent WeChat over.

Then he waited in anticipation.

A moment later.

Just listen to the ding.

Zhu Bajie was shocked, only to feel that the most beautiful fairy sound in the world was nothing more than that.

Then he smiled, his mouth grinned to the root of his ears, and he opened the red envelope presented on the screen with a smile!

Then under Zhu Bajie's expectant gaze, the red envelope page slowly turned.

The next moment.

Congratulations on getting a Durex card dodge!

Avoiding the trap?

Also Durex card?

What kind of magic weapon is this?

Zhu Bajie was a little confused.

Brother Monkey, what did you send to yourself!?

Zhu Bajie was very puzzled, and couldn't help but look at the introduction information that came with WeChat.

Durex brand avoidance trap has the effect of slightly hindering the way of human morality.

Zhu Bajie seemed to understand it, so he simply took out this thing from his WeChat mobile phone in a flash.

He scrutinized it.

Immediately, it was discovered that this Durex brand avoidance cover was a small square object, and the outer layer seemed to be wrapped with a layer of pink packaging.

After fiddling with it for a while, Zhu Bajie really didn't understand the use, so he had to hurriedly send a WeChat message and asked, "Brother Monkey, what kind of magic weapon did you send here?" I don't understand! ”

Seeing this message, Yang Hao, who was lying in his room and playing WeChat, suddenly laughed like crazy!

Hahaha! Of course you don't understand!

This is something that only exists in the human world!

Teleporting to avoid the trap to Zhu Bajie in the past can be regarded as completely opening up Yang Hao's thinking.

As a result, he found a new way to pit the gods!

Ha ha

Just imagine, if one day, Yang Hao takes a pack of spicy strips, and he can exchange a golden pill from Taishang Laojun's hand, or exchange a peach from the queen mother's hand,

That's not too cool!

Ha ha!

After Yang Hao finished laughing, he typed again: "Don't worry, old pig." Let's listen to my old grandson. ”

"Okay, Brother Monkey, you say." Zhu Bajie still couldn't wait to reply.

Yang Hao thought about it, pondered for a while, and then began to reply: "This magic weapon is the magic weapon that I have worked hard toon, spent endless efforts, and consumed a lot of materials, and then researched the earth-shattering ghost and god cross-era marriage series magic weapon, you should know that it can slightly hinder the way of humanity!" ”

"Uh, Brother Monkey, hearing you say this, I'm even more confused, can you be a little simpler."

Yang Haojian frowned, dizzy, speaking of this, you still don't understand?

"Well, in short, it's avoidable! Now, you get the idea, right? ”

"Retreat? You mean..? ”

"That's right, that's right, when you're with the fairy, just put it on your pig root, and then it can ensure that your fairy seed will not fall into the fairy's body in the end, which is a good way to avoid the chance of getting pregnant!" Yang Hao explained simply and directly.

Now, I should understand.

Sure enough.

After Zhu Bajie saw the information, he was shocked and suddenly realized.

It turns out that it is so!

When he came back to his senses, he couldn't help but have a look of ecstasy on his face!

I'm rubbing, artifact!!

It's a groundbreaking artifact!

This kind of means of avoiding marriage and hindering people from knowing, it is estimated that even if the old man sees it, I am afraid that he will be willing to bow down!

Brother Monkey is Brother Monkey!

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he held the avoidance sleeve in his hand, and he suddenly felt like a treasure!

Then he trembled his hands and typed excitedly: "Brother Monkey." You're my big brother! You're my brother! My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless! It's like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control! ”

belch

On the screen of Yang Hao's mobile phone, the message sent by Zhu Bajie couldn't help but blush.

He didn't expect that if he was not careful, he would fool Zhu Bajie into a brainless fan.

In fact

He just did it.

Because Jingyin Cake did Yang Hao a great favor, Yang Hao was naturally a little grateful to Zhu Bajie.

As the saying goes, there is kindness to repay kindness, and there is revenge.

Yang Hao also decided to help Zhu Bajie think of a way.

It just so happened that when he came back in the evening, the fat man stuffed him with an avoidance trap.

Originally, after Yang Hao returned to the room, he planned to throw it away, but suddenly he had an idea and thought of Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie plans to loosen the fairy after eating, isn't this thing exactly what he needs?

You know, what is the premise of loosening after eating?

It just didn't kill anyone!

So Yang Hao also had an idea, and he did it casually and sent this thing to Zhu Bajie.

Of course, even if Yang Hao avoids Zhu Bajie's tricks, it doesn't mean that Yang Hao doesn't hate Zhu Bajie's scumbag practices.

This does not conflict with his original intention.

After all, in the final analysis, he provided a condom, at best, he only provided a contraceptive method, and it was Zhu Bajie himself who really deceived the fairy.

But to be honest, Yang Hao is still skeptical about whether Zhu Bajie can trick the fairy and use the avoidance trap.

Because from the legend, this pig pickle girl is really not good!

Hehe.

But Yang Hao is not optimistic, but Zhu Bajie himself is very excited.

After admiring Yang Hao, he didn't wait for Yang Hao to respond, and continued: "Brother Monkey, then I'll go and test it first, this artifact is held in my hand, and if I don't use it, it's a violent thing!" ”

Yang Hao was stunned, this is going to experience?

He snorted, and couldn't help typing with some curiosity and asked, "Old pig, who are you looking for to experiment?" ”

The conscience of heaven and earth.

Yang Hao was really curious, so he asked. But in Zhu Bajie's opinion, it was Brother Monkey who was underestimating him!

His sister's!

Zhu Bajie immediately became a little angry: "I'll rub, Brother Monkey, you look down on my old pig?" ”

Yang Hao said: "Uh, how can it be, it's just a matter of asking." ”

Zhu Bajie felt a little better, but he still felt the need to explain, he couldn't let his senior brother look down on him!

He immediately replied: "Brother Monkey, I told you secretly, don't tell others. It's not that I'm an old pig, although I can't handle it with Chang'e and the like of Xuannu, but the fairy Xiaohong and Xiaocui in the palace of the Queen Mother still admire me. ”

Yang Hao couldn't help but be stunned.

And what's going on?

Well, he really doesn't know.

But Zhu Bajie's matter-of-fact tone made Yang Hao believe it a little.

However, when he thought of the situation when Xiaohong and Xiaocui were pressed under this pig's head, Yang Hao had goosebumps all over his body.

"Alright, alright, you can go quickly."

Yang Hao hurriedly drove him away.

However, in the end, Yang Hao did not forget to remind him in a serious tone, asking Zhu Bajie not to leak any information about avoiding the trick, let alone saying that it was obtained from him.

Although this time the teleportation dodge set opened up new ideas to him. But no matter what, there is the possibility of revealing his mortal identity.

So this matter needs to be considered in the long run.

And Zhu Bajie thought that avoiding the trap was among the artifacts, so he also made up the importance of this matter by himself, and immediately agreed with an oath.

In this way, Yang Hao was relieved.