When Mama Kamijo recovered from the dizziness that seemed to have been hit on the head by a boxer's downpercut, the first thing he saw was broken eggshells all over the floor. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The ...... most important source of protein"

After experiencing the shampoo water heater that suddenly broke down when I took a shower in the morning, I was forced to take a cold shower, and then took expired cold medicine, and was mistaken for a pervert when I grabbed the special eggs, and after a series of daily bad luck, the egg gentleman, who was the source of nutrition for the next week, also died.

"Unfortunately, ......"

Uejo leaned against the wall with an expression of lovelessness, as if burning into white ashes (Note 1).

"I'm sorry to disturb your self-absorption, though...... Are you alright, though? ”

At this time, Kamijo Dangma turned his head and saw a girl leaning down with his hands on his knees, looking at him with shining eyes, the sun shining on her body, and her skin like fine white jade seemed to be emitting light, and her gentle breath hit her face.

But the girl looked at him as if she were looking at some prehistoric creature walking down the street, and her shining eyes seemed to say, "I'm curious!" (Note 2)

"It's too close, stand back!" Mr. Kamijo leaned back in discomfort and pressed the back of his head against the concrete wall behind him, "And I'm not self-absorbed but sad!" For my food! ”

"That kind of thing doesn't matter." The girl brushed the hanging hair curtain, and approached a little closer, and the light in her eyes pierced her eyes so that she couldn't open her eyes, "Excuse me, are you the king of calamity, Shenjing, and the devil!" ”

Although it is an interrogative sentence, it is a definite tone.

"No, no, no, even if you say that the unlucky ghost is a hemp, it's more fun than this majestic-sounding title! And isn't this dress the uniform of Bilibili School...... It turns out that Mr. Upper Strip's bad luck has spread so far away from Tokiwadai! ”

"Actually, it's already an urban legend. In addition, Misaka-san would definitely be unhappy to hear such words as if he was describing some kind of electric rat. ”

"Yes, yes......"

Unknowingly, Mr. Kamijo, who has become a legend of the city, can't get up again, and the girl on the other side seems to see herself fall into some kind of contemplation, so the secluded alley falls silent for a while.

After taking two deep breaths, Mr. Kamijo finally got rid of his self-pity, and then he was attracted to a certain part of the girl's head.

"Well, is it ability?"

The upper strip is pointed at that part when the numbness is pointed.

No, while it was true that the girl in front of her was giving a big deal without knowing it, Mr. Uejo was not paying attention to the slender legs in front of him, nor the face that looked like some small animal, but something poking out of the other person's black hair.

On the top of the girl's head, there is a pair of ...... Cat ears covered with fine black fluff.

Now her ears were stretched forward like all curious felines, facing the top of the tab, occasionally shaking.

It wasn't an ornament or some kind of mechanical thing, Mr. Kamijo was sure it was part of a real body.

"Ah, the hat is off!" The girl was stunned, and then hurriedly picked up her cat ears from the ground on the side and put them on, "Ahaha, that's just a hair ornament." ”

It's too fake! Whether it's the expression, the excuse or the tone, it's fake!

"It's really just an ornament. Also, Mr. Uejo, have any friends told you that your facial expressions are very vivid and rich? Have you ever considered working as a deaf translator after graduation? In that case, I feel like I will be the first deaf interpreter who doesn't need to use sign language. The girl smiled brighter than the sun, but Kamijo Danma suddenly felt a chill coming from nowhere.

"I believe, I believe well!"

"Well, although it was unplanned...... the girl muttered, looking a little distressed and stretched out her hand, "Tsukimi Sanwen, I'm very 'glad' to know you." ”

Kamijo hesitated for a moment and then wiped his hand on his body before shaking it with the other party. The other party's palm was soft and a little cold, as if he was holding a piece of warm jade.

Tsukimi Sanwen frowned with his eyes closed, carefully feeling this rare experience, and then smiled.

"Ah, sure enough, my ability is gone, what an interesting ability."

"Even the imaginebreaker knows!"

"This is also one of the urban legends, the body is unknown, the ability to make all abilities disappear ......and so on," the girl blinked, as if she had made a decision, "Well, to apologize, I'll treat you to something to eat, please enjoy it." ”

……

Tender cream, sweet chocolate, fluffy cake, a delicious cherry garnished it, a small plate with a few cookies and chocolates, and a drink of fragrant barley tea.

"Why, why is it a cake...... "Kamijo Dangma rested his chin on the table weakly, and watched weakly as Tsukimi Sanfumi, who was sitting opposite, added sugar to his cup spoonful.

Whether it was the elegant decoration around him or the numbers on the menu that he accidentally skimmed just now, it made Kamijo Dangma unable to understand how the girl opposite sat here calmly - 30,000 yen for less than a kilogram of pastry is a fraud at all!

Mr. Uejo, who exuded a poor sour atmosphere, attacked the cake in front of him, and the divergent thinking of the diners on the side of the two people also developed from "that pair doesn't look like a good match" to "I better call the police".

Ahh

"Well, then, I'm on the move, too—ahhhh As if he didn't know anything, Tsukimi Sanwen swallowed a piece of cake with a happy face.

So, why did you pull me over! Could it be that Mr. Uejo is the kind of person who seems to like to eat cakes very much? You can't fill your stomach with this kind of thing!

"The ......"

"Huh?" Tilt your head and wink.

Attacked by those eyes that were so clear that they could even cause discomfort, Uejo Dangma covered his chest.

Such an expression is too foul, isn't it?

"Woohoo - that's what happened." A laugh that made Uejo Dangma tingle suddenly sounded, and a figure suddenly appeared at the table. It was a girl who was also wearing a Tokiwadai school uniform, with a slender figure, and her brown hair was tied in two ponytails, jumping on her shoulders.

"Ah, it's Shirai-san." Tsukimi Sanwen put a piece of cake in his mouth, "What about Misaka-san?" It's not going to dump you. ”

"My sister is just going to pick a flower (Note 3), hey, sister, here and here!" Kuroko Shirai jumped and waved her arms and called Mikoto Misaka, who was still turning her head back and forth to find someone just now.

Kamijo Danma and Mikoto Misaka glanced at each other, both stunned, and then-

"It's you (Bilibili)!"

Both shouted at the same time.

"Oh, do you know each other between my sister and Mr. Ape?" Kuroko Shirai was surprised.

“…… We've met before. Mikoto Misaka said sullenly.

"In short, Tsukimiyama said that he was going to borrow books, but was he actually dating a man, a friend, or a friend?" Shirai Kuroko smirked, "Why don't you introduce me, Mr. Human, Ape?" ”

"First of all, I want to clear up a misunderstanding: although the Mr. Uejo Dangma in front of you did say 'As long as it's a sister, even if it's a demon god, I'll show you's deafening handsome lines——"

"Wait, I don't remember when I said that! And it's not handsome, it can only make people feel ashamed! ”

But we've only known each other for a short time, and secondly, unfortunately, I haven't felt a tendency to be conquered so far. Finally, I think Mr. Uejo is very interesting, both from a human and a capable point of view. ”

"Oh—that's right." Mikoto Misaka replied coldly.

You want to say it's fun, right? Now Bilibili looks at my expression as if he is looking at a garbage pervert!

Kamijo Dangma screamed in despair in his heart.

The riot ended with the inexplicable words of the poor-breasted girl named Kuroko Shirai, "Then, don't disturb the two's world, woo-hu-"

Then the two of them continued the eerie silence before, and Shangjo stopped when he sat on pins and needles, while Tsukimi Sanbun on the opposite side seemed to be completely immersed in the delicious pastry.

Yiyi stuffed the last cookie into her mouth contentedly, and then the girl clapped her hands with a relaxed face. "Well, that's it for today, thanks for the hospitality! I still have important business, so I'm leaving. ”

"Huh?" Uejo was stunned for a moment.

Inexplicably, I was called over, invited myself to a pastry, and then ...... No then?

Although I didn't look forward to the next development—after all, Mr. Uejo is still a normal pubertal boy—but this incident is too inexplicable! Even a third-rate novel wouldn't write such a headless plot!

When the girl was in a daze, the girl had already saluted politely and was about to leave.

"By the way, there's one more thing." Shangjo Dangma hurriedly stopped the other party, and then took out his scratched mobile phone from his pocket, "Where is your mailbox?" ”

“？”

"Returning the gift, returning the gift, although I don't have that much money to invite you to a big meal, but Mr. Uejo is still confident in his cooking skills!"

Facing Uejo Dangma's confident expression, Tsukimiyama commented with a gentle and sincere smile on his face: "It's a smart excuse, but it's not like what Mr. Uejo would do." ”

"It's a pathetic guy who looks like a woman without any popularity, I'm really sorry!"

Note 1: The ending of the famous boxing manga "Tomorrow's Zhang". The classic shot of the other two men staggering their arms into each other's faces (and then ending up together) is also from this comic.

Note 2: From the ice confectionery, Chitanda Airu.

Note 3: The metaphor of going to the bathroom.