Chapter 111: The Stinky Duo of the Year
"Hurry up, stuff it in from here, just leave a corner......"
If someone enters the box where Ye Fanyin is, they will see a man and a beast pulling in the corner of the wall above, like two geckos stealing moths. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
At this time, Ye Fanyin was holding a piece of rune paper in his hand, and he was carefully stuffing the rune paper into a small slender hole.
Soon, all the rune paper was stuffed in, leaving only a small corner.
"And then? Direct activation? Ye Fanyin said, the yuan force in his hand flashed, and it directly sank into the rune paper.
Just after doing all this, Ye Fanyin's eyes darkened, and a fluffy ball "snapped" on her face, and then a gluttonous scream with horror sounded.
"Run, run, run! Come on! Get out of this room in ten seconds! β
Gluttony screams, you can imagine its urgency at this time.
Ye Fanyin was confused, but he still neatly put the gluttony back into the beast chain, and his figure flashed, appeared at the door of the box, put on a veil and opened the door directly and left here.
Arriving at the hall, Ye Fanyin went to the counter to pay the bill.
The shopkeeper who collected the money saw this vertical row of menus, looked at Ye Fanyin with a hesitant face, and suddenly sighed: "Girl, it's a blessing to be able to eat." β
Ye Fanyin: "...... "Gluttony, come out!" It's all you! Spicy Chicken Summons Beast! Ruined my reputation!
Gluttony: "??? β
Soon, Ye Fanyin paid for the meal, and before he could leave, suddenly, there was a loud "bang" at the door of the inn, as if something heavy had landed!
This was followed by the screams of passers-by.
Ye Fanyin was stunned for a moment, and before she could see what was happening outside, she heard the shopkeeper of the restaurant next to her exclaim, "Yes...... A guest has fallen from the stairs?! Ford! Let's go and see what's going on! β
"Yes! Shopkeeper's! β
Immediately, a guy rushed out the door.
Hearing this, Ye Fanyin was suddenly surprised - someone fell from the building? So the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground she heard just now ......
Looking closely, Ye Fanyin saw a petite figure struggling and screaming on the ground outside the door, seeing that there was no blood around, it should be no serious injury.
At this moment, the man walked up to the man's side, and before he could check it, an indescribable stench of salted fish that had been "pickled" in a manure pit for months, and which were about to be rotted and infiltrated, was picked up and sent to his nose!
"Gross!"
Before the guy could see who the other party was, he was smoked by the stench and took several steps back, and his feet hit the threshold of the inn, and he fell back into the inn with a "bang", covering the back of his head that was hurt and vomiting.
Not only that, but at this time, the pedestrians passing by the door of the inn, and the guests who were about to go out just now, also covered their mouths and retreated wildly!
"This ...... What's going on? The shopkeeper asked in a daze.
At this time, there was a sound of eager footsteps downstairs from the corridor, and a young woman rushed out of the corridor, she looked at the voice lying on the ground at the door and screamed in pain, screamed, and hurriedly ran towards the door, shouting while running: "Embroidered clothes!" How's the embroidered clothes doing?! I...... I really didn't mean to! β
"Gross!"
As the young woman ran by, the guests covered their mouths and vomited wildly at all the tables she passed.
Seeing this scene, if Ye Fanyin didn't know what was going on, she would really be a fool!
"Shopkeeper, I'm sorry!" Ye Fanyin threw two gold coins to the shopkeeper with a snap, and then when the woman didn't run to her, she immediately broke out of the window on the side and quickly moved away from here.
The shopkeeper looked at the broken window and wanted to cry without tears, but he just held the two gold coins to comfort himself, and the young lady finally left the compensation.
Then another question came to mind-
Why was that young lady in such a hurry? Is that girl who came downstairs some kind of flood beast?
Just when the shopkeeper was puzzled, the girl who ran out of the corridor ran in front of him with the wind.
In an instant, the shopkeeper foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground, covering his nose and vomiting.
Now, he probably knew the reason why Ye Fanyin was in a hurry to run away.
Mother! It was the first time he had lived for decades that he had smelled such a stench of slamming his soul!
Vomiting ββ!
Because of the woman who fell from the upstairs to the door, and the girl who rushed out of the corridor, this good restaurant was a mess, all the people who stayed in the restaurant, and the people who passed by the door of the restaurant, all covered their noses and retched, and they did not stop if they did not vomit their stomachs!
Seeing this scene from afar, Ye Fanyin couldn't help but have black lines on his head, and asked the gluttony with his spiritual power: "What kind of stinky talisman is that strong stinky talisman or what kind of hell talisman is itβwhat is the situation?" β
"It's the 'Enhanced Version of the Stinky Talisman'!" Tao Tao corrected.
Ye Fanyin rolled her eyes and said, "It doesn't matter what kind of talisman you are, quickly explain to me what's going on?" β
"Actually, it's a talisman that can make people stink." Gluttony coughed dryly.
Ye Fanyin: "......" so it's just a waste talisman with a more popular name, but it actually has no effect?!
As if sensing Ye Fanyin's disdain, Gluttony immediately jumped to his feet and argued: "Don't underestimate this, once someone gets it, the enhanced version of the super stinky talisman can make her ugly for a whole month!" The most important thing is...... She can't smell it herself! β
At the end, Gluttony laughed a few times.
"I can't smell it?" Ye Fanyin was stunned for a moment, and then said with some dissatisfaction, "Then where can it play the role of rectifying people." β
Gluttony: "......" So that's your focus? Ye Fanyin, you pink cut black!
"If you can't smell it, it's the real torture." "Think about it, when a person who is unaware of the stench on her body goes out on the street, and suddenly sees the people around her covering their noses retching, looking at them with disgust, and trying to press themselves to the ground and beat them - this kind of mental torture is more terrible than letting her smell the stench herself, right?" β
"Isn't it okay to hide at home alone for a month and not go out?" Ye Fanyin raised her eyebrows and retorted.
Gluttony heard this, but he smiled, and said: "Others don't mention it, just talk about Hu Xiuyi - do you think she can be honest?" You completely tore her false mask at the banquet the other day, and she can now swagger and let her stay at home for a month...... Aren't you afraid that she will be suffocated to death? β
Hearing this, Ye Fanyin's eyes suddenly lit up, she snapped her fingers, and said with a happy expression: "What kind of stinky talisman is that, it's really a good thing!" β
"It's an enhanced version of the Stinky Talisman!" Gluttony corrected again.
The two of them spoke, laughing and leaving the place, leaving the whole street in chaos.
On the second day, in response to this matter, all kinds of rumors poured out in Baicao City, one of which was the most reliable-
said that it was Hu Xiuyi, who went to the restaurant to eat with one of her cousins, and the two suddenly smelled a foul smell, both said that it was from each other, and under the dispute, the cousin accidentally pushed Hu Xiuyi down from the window!
Hu Xiuyi fell and fractured her right leg and left hand, and when she was sent to the hospital by the Hu family, the men who carried the stretcher were stunned twice by the smell of Hu Xiuyi's body, so poor Hu Xiuyi was dropped twice by her subordinates, and the injury was aggravated.
As for that cousin......
After returning home, her father wanted to beat her up to show his gratitude to Hu Xiuyi's family, but who expected her father to step forward with a stick and not do anything-
was smoked to the point of foaming at the mouth and fainting on the spot!
This incident has become a big joke in Baicao City, and some people call it "the best stinky duo of the year"!
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