Chapter 125: Kill First and Fry Later
Bunier took out a paper phone bug and dialed the phone: "Of the three main forces of the Straw Hats, two have been defeated by me, one with both legs requisitioned by me, and one by me for barbecue." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Neither of them died, but it is certain that they had lost the ability to continue fighting. ”
"Well, I saw it, and I also saw you being targeted by a poodle." Lieutenant General West said, looking at the surveillance footage.
Bunier looked at the poodle that had suddenly popped out of the grass.
"Do you know why you're being targeted by poodles?" In the phone bug, Lieutenant General West's voice continued to be heard.
"Why?" Bunier asked, puzzled.
"That poodle is a descendant of a youkai from a thousand years ago, and you are most likely a descendant of a monk a thousand years ago."
"How is it possible, my head is not bald."
"Your head is not bald, but the level of your nonsense can be compared to that of a monk thousands of years ago, and when you are in a duel with others, you are still in the mood to tell your opponent a lot of scientific truths."
“。。。”
"Lieutenant General, it is a terrible thing to have no culture, and I have an obligation to popularize scientific knowledge for everyone, whether he is friend or foe."
"And...
Before Bunier could finish speaking, Lieutenant General West had already hung up the phone. Bunier shook his head helplessly, some ignorant people will never listen to the words of the wise.
Bunier looked at the poodle and began to re-examine the poodle that popped out of the grass, and had a strong question about who the mother of the poodle monster was: "People and monsters are born by mothers, different people, different people are fucking born, different demons, different demons are fucking born, may I ask your mother's surname?" ”
The poodle who was about to attack Bunier looked confused.
Bunier continued: "Are you learning from your ancestors to eat my flesh and want to live forever? I have refined my own meat, and found that there are no ingredients in my meat that can live forever, so ... ”
"Whew!" The poodle is going crazy.
Before Bunier could finish speaking, the poodle couldn't stand Buniel's mouth cannon and burrowed into the grass.
"Why did you run away, I haven't told you the cooking method of "immortal monk meat", according to historical records, the cooking method of monsters in the past was wrong, and it should not be directly "cooked raw", it should be killed first and then fried! ”
"Remember, it's kill first and fry later!"
"Kill first and then "fry", your taste is strong enough. A woman appeared behind Buniel.
"Poisonous Tongue Woman, Tamlis."
"Former President of the Hunters' Guild, Buniel."
"I wish us a happy cooperation, since it's a competition, it's still necessary to win the first place, what do you think?"
"Agreed."
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At the same time, the competition between the non-chieftain and the Dooni trio is in full swing.
The non-chief cooks the praying mantis, and in the Dooni trio, the cooking cadre Lemei is making soup.
On the black pot, the non-chief kept stuffing all kinds of beast meat into the body of the praying mantis, and fried the thin green-blue mantis into a fat reddish-brown.
Lemei, who is making soup, has a very peculiar way of making soup, actually holding his cheeks with his hands, looking at the soup utensils in a daze, Alan looked at Lemei's soup making posture like an old monk, and was very surprised, if Allen's guess is correct, Lemei, who is now cooking, may have entered the legendary "soul state", which seems to be in a daze, but is actually using mental power to affect the process of soup making.
Soon the praying mantis cooked by the non-chief came out of the pot, and he was still so confident that he served the dish first and gave it to Allen to taste.
Alan looked at the fat red mantis on the dinner plate, a skinny mantis, and the feeling of being made flesh by the non-chieftain was forced.
If Alan is asked to cook this praying mantis, he will definitely make a fuss on the mantis arm, seeking an ultimate bony delicacy, so that if you bite the praying mantis, you will be harvested by the sharp taste of the praying mantis.
Allen's approach belongs to the method of making the cooked praying mantis "explode and output delicious in an instant", while the praying mantis cooked by the non-chief goes to the other extreme, adding "meat" to the praying mantis, retaining the original taste and beauty of the praying mantis, and at the same time, making the thin and weak praying mantis meat, so that the cooked praying mantis has the ability to continue to output deliciousness.
Allen's approach and non-chief's approach have their own advantages and disadvantages, as for who is better, now there is only a plate of red-hot meat mantis, which cannot be compared, and it is impossible to distinguish the advantages and disadvantages of high and low.
"Braised Pork Mantis!" The non-chief introduced Alan to the name of the mantis dish.
Alan eats one of the sickle legs of the braised meat mantis. Sure enough, as Allen envisioned, the braised pork mantis retains the basic taste of the praying mantis. In the legs of the praying mantis, after stuffing enough meat, it avoids the embarrassment of the mantis arm being bitten and there is no follow-up, and with a certain degree of meat, the taster can continue to chew, so that the deliciousness of the braised meat mantis continues to fill the taster's mouth.
The horror of this fat mantis meat cooked by the non-chieftain, just eating one mantis leg made Alan feel full.
It's no wonder that the non-chiefs will first serve the "Braised Pork Mantis" for Alan to taste, and it is another routine, so that after Alan eats the "Braised Meat Mantis", he is completely full, and he has no appetite to eat the food cooked by Doni.
This routine can be had, Alan is very cooperative with the trick, eat the "braised meat mantis", for the sake of the safety of the lives of the three of Doni, Alan can only use shady scenes, eliminate them, let them go back, in the deep beast island, Alan is not sure that he can save the lives of the three of them.
"Hiccup" Alan burped, he really ate it.
After Allen finished eating the non-chief's "braised meat mantis", Lok Mei brought the steaming fish soup.
A stunned fish head stands on the noodle soup.
"Gazing at the fish head soup, please taste it." Lemei said.
Alan thought that if he used a full stomach as an excuse to directly refuse not to eat, and announced that the non-chieftains would eliminate them, it would be a little too dark, so Alan still tried to taste a bite of fish soup.
After only taking a sip, Alan knew that he was wrong, he had a dull expression like the head of the fish, and after drinking the fish soup, Alan forgot to think, his mind was emptied, and he maintained a stunned posture.
This position lasted for ten minutes, during which time he finished the fish-head soup.
It turns out that it is such a relaxing and pleasant thing to let the mind empty, because the mind has been empty for a long time, and now Alan has forgotten the taste of "braised meat mantis" and "staring at fish head soup", and only knows that his stomach is full.
"Now I declare that this game, the winner, is not the chief."
The three of them couldn't accept this reality.
"Go back!" Alan grimaced and said with a little ruthlessness.
"Wow!" Le Mei suddenly cried: "I'm sorry Sister Doni, it's all my fault, I cooked so hard, but I still lost, I'm sorry!" ”
As the head chef, Le Mei ran away with sadness and self-blame when she knew the result.
"Lokmei!" Dooni chased in the direction that Lemei had run away. (To be continued.) )