27. My Blue Blind Date
The one who had just sent off a guest was cleaning up his plate when he heard the bell ringing at the door. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Jingle Bell ......"
Accompanied by the sound of bells, he walked in with a man in a suit of more than one meter and seven meters, he supported the glasses on his face with his left hand, a light flashed in the corner, and his right hand tightened the bow tie on the collar, such an image reminded Lin Xun of the famous god of life and death in the island country, not to mention, this person has a Zhengtai face, if it is not for his height, he is simply the best candidate to play the primary school student of the god of death!
"President Nim, may I ask you that this is a late-night cafeteria, right?" Shotao asked.
Lin Xun was a little speechless, wasn't there a signboard hanging outside, and it wasn't that he was illiterate, but he still nodded.
"Oh, President Nim, I've got a reservation here tonight, you just have to entertain me and my friend."
"I'm sorry, but we don't have this service." Lin Xun said lightly.
"Hey, a small restaurant is a small restaurant, you can't even charter a venue, and you can't make money if you have money." Zheng Tainan muttered in a low voice, and then said to Lin Xun: "Then bring me something to drink, I'm a little thirsty, you should have Lafite in eighty-two, right?" ”
"I'm sorry, our store is small and thin, and I can't afford that kind of luxury drink, or the second pot head of Huaxia Red Star on August 2nd?"
"Hey, forget it, bring me a cup of fresh milk, hey, how could you choose such a place." Shotao suddenly felt a little resentful about the person who asked him to meet in the late-night cafeteria.
"Guest Nim, your milk~" Lin Xun held a glass of white liquid that was still steaming a little hot and put it in front of Zheng Tainan.
"Hmm~" Zhengtainan picked up the milk and took a sip, his face was full of enjoyment, and he asked Lin Xun, "President Nim, what kind of milk is this?" ”
"This is pure milk that was flown in from Jeju Island Ranch 82 hours ago, pasteurized, and then heated by me in a three-minute microwave oven made by Samsung Korea, and then it becomes the cup of milk that the guest nim you drink."
"Sounds so natural and halal!" Zheng Tainan sighed.
Lin Xun nodded, he wouldn't tell you that he had just mixed in with pure milk that had expired for eighty-two hours.
"Jingle Bell~"
The bell at the door rang again, and this time it was Quan Baolan who walked in, she had just gone home and tossed for a while, and specially calculated that the time was half an hour late before it came to the middle of the night.
It is said that being late is the exclusive right of a beautiful woman, and as a confident high-quality beauty, Quanbaolan must of course drive its own patent as a beautiful woman.
As for her dress today, she is very good and Lori, that Lori face that has not changed for thousands of years, coupled with a plump upper circumference, the age of the royal sister can meet all kinds of controls of all ages.
Seeing Quan Baolan walking in, Zheng Tainan immediately stood up, walked in front of Quan Baolan, and enthusiastically stretched out his hands and said: "Hello, Quan Baolan xi, I was introduced by Aunt Li Meiyan, and my name is Duan Zijiao (book friend silly little Jiaojiao Jiaojiao appears again). ”
"Hello, Duan Zijiao," Quan Baolan stretched out his hand to Zheng Tainan, that is, Duan Zijiao, and gently touched me.
After parting, Duan Zijiao immediately pulled out a chair beside him and asked Quan Baolan to sit down, but Quan Baolan looked at Lin Xun and smiled slightly: "President Nim, long time no see." ”
"Well, I don't feel it," Lin Xun remembered Quan Baolan, of course, although he didn't know her name, he gave her the nickname of the rain god in his heart.
"You guys, acquaintance?" Duan Zijiao asked stunned, no wonder Quan Baolan asked him to come over to meet here, it turned out to be an acquaintance's shop.
"Well, I've been here a few times!" Quan Baolan sat down and asked Duan Zijiao, "Duan Zijiaoxi, what do you want to eat?" ”
"Huh? I don't know, it seems that there is only egg fried rice here, right? Duan Zijiao looked around and found that there was only one option on the menu, egg fried rice.
"As long as there are ingredients here, if President Nim knows how to make them, you can order them, right, President Nim!" Quan Baolan's last sentence was said to Lin Xun.
Lin Xun nodded, and then turned his gaze to Duan Zijiao to see what he wanted to order.
After thinking about it for a while, Duan Zijiao still didn't think of what to eat, so he said to Quan Baolan: "Quan Baolan xi, let's have some of it, I'll be the same as you!" ”
"No opinion!" Quan Baolan labeled the blind date man in front of him from the bottom of his heart, and then said to Lin Xun: "President Nim, please burn the udon noodles in two pots." ”
Lin Xun nodded, turned around and walked into the kitchen, leaving Quan Baolan and Duan Zijiao alone.
After being silent for a while, feeling that the atmosphere was a little awkward, Duan Zijiao said to Quan Baolan: "That, Baolan xi, let me introduce myself first, Duan Zijiao, born in eight or nine years, is Chinese New Year's Eve one year old today, graduated from Ruprecht-Karls-Universit?tHeidelberg, Germany, and now works at the Merkel Banana Group Private Orthopaedic Institute, and this time I came back on a blind date...... Wrong...... It's to visit relatives, and then Aunt Li Meiyan said that I know Quanbao Lan Xi, so I asked her to introduce you to me, I am a fan of your tara, and I have been ...... since I was a child Phew, I've been listening to your songs since your debut, and I especially like your performance on stage, especially all sapphire blue xi you! ”
After finishing speaking, the German orthopedic surgeon Duan Zijiao Tongshou looked at Quan Baolan with bright eyes, as if he wanted to convey his love to her with his eyes.
But I didn't know that Quan Baolan was slandering him in her heart, about Ruprecht-Karls-Universit?tHeidelberg, as a scumbag, she said that she didn't know it, anyway, the man in front of her was a German orthopedic surgeon! Also, what does it mean to like her performance on the stage, she has always been a little transparent, and she has been paddling when she dances, which sounds like a lie, what have you listened to my songs since you were a child, don't think that you don't know if you don't finish speaking, is the old lady so old!?
"My name is Quan Baolan, I was born in '86, three years older than you, and I ...... this year Eighteen years and a few months, and then I graduated from a college knowing that I knew it, of course, you can't compare with Duan Zijiaoxi, and I'm currently the deputy lead singer of Tara. "Gifts are still exchanged, although the orthopedic surgeon in front of me has been blacklisted, but it is still necessary to introduce yourself.
Duan Zijiao was a little stunned, as if he was counting how many months those months were, until Quan Baolan called him several times before he came to his senses.
"Mi Anei, I was distracted just now, that, after the introduction, what does Sapphire Lan Xi think of me?"
Quan Baolan was frightened by Duan Zijiao's directness, since you asked so directly, should I refuse directly?
"Ahem," Quan Baolan coughed lightly twice, and then said to Duan Zijiao: "That, Duan Zijiaoxi, I think this is a little anxious, we don't know each other yet." ”
"How come, I just calculated, Baolan xi, you are thirty-four years old this year! If you don't hurry, it will be dangerous to have a baby! I just calculated, if we wait to go out to register, at night in the cave room, maybe we can give birth to a big fat boy before the end of next year, it is best to give birth to two, a boy and a girl, the boy and I go to Germany to study orthopedics, the girl can debut as an artist like you, with my talent, your appearance, the child born is perfect part-time! By the way, Sapphire Blue, where would you like to go for your honeymoon? Duan Zijiao seems to have fallen into the dream he weaved.
WTF, Quanbaolan is powerless to complain, this thing in front of you is a neurosis, right? You are still married and have children, your family just went to Germany to study orthopedics, your whole family goes, and the ghost wants to be with you! Also, how can the old lady have thirty-four! It's only thirty-two (years old), okay?
Thinking of this, Quan Baolan secretly glanced at Lin Xun in his eyes, I don't know if he heard the thing just now say that he was thirty-four years old.
"Joke banana xi, please respect !!" Quan Baolan said with a serious face.
Duan Zijiao was stunned and said, "What's the matter, Baolan, don't you like to go to the island country?" (This guy has already thought about where to go for his honeymoon), then let's go to Saipan, or France, England, or just go on a trip to Europe! ”
"I think Duan Zijiaoxi, you misunderstood, I didn't ...... you" Quan Baolan also tried to politely reject Duan Zijiao again.
"It seems that I'm in too much of a hurry, so let's discuss this in a few days, how about meeting a parent tomorrow?" Duan Zijiao didn't know if he was stupid or too narcissistic, and he didn't understand the meaning of Quan Baolan at all.
Discuss it in a few days, damn parent, Quan Baolan finally stopped trying to make the nervousness in front of him understand what he meant with tactful words, and said directly: "Duan Zijiaoxi, I think you really misunderstood, you are a good person (drop, good person card), but we are not suitable." ”
"How can it be inappropriate, you are completely worthy of me! If you feel like you're wrong, just change it! ”
Quan Baolan is about to vomit blood, such a strange "elite" doesn't know where to find his aunt, since words don't make sense, then use action!
"You wait for me in a moment!" Quan Baolan said a word to Duan Zijiao and then turned his head and shouted to Lin Xun in the kitchen: "President Nim, can you trouble coming out?" ”
"What's the matter?" Lin Xun walked out with a puzzled face after hearing Quan Baolan's words.
Quan Baolan beckoned and motioned for Lin Xun to lower his head, Lin Xun thought she had something private to say, and obediently obeyed her request.
And then...... I saw Quan Baolan standing on tiptoe, hooking Lin Xun's neck with both hands and kissing him.
Lin Xun's mind suddenly went blank, and his heart was galloping, I was forcibly kissed again! Hey, why do you say it again?
Quan Baolan skillfully stretched out her little tongue to pry open Lin Xun's mouth, and exchanged her jade liquid with Lin Xun, it was completely an old driver's posture, a joke, the old lady had been on Juli, pushed Su Yan, kissed Eun Jing, and snapped Xiao Min, she is a woman who can make Park Ji Yeon kneel and lick, and she can't get you a small restaurant owner.
The fun of playing Quanbaolan has forgotten that there is a single dog watching by his side.
(Mom, I want to go home!) Banana cried in her heart. )