Chapter 193: Oiran Contest
Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Seeing that there was another day before the Oiran Contest, the matchmaker called the stick into the room, and told him in order to thank him for saving his life: "I got accurate news, this time the Oiran can have Xin to perform in the Prime Minister's Mansion, although you didn't say it yesterday, but I can also guess that the giant monster in the Prime Minister's Mansion must be what you are looking for~!" ”
"You mean that you want to fight for the Oiran to help us enter the Prime Minister's Mansion~!"
The stick looked the stick up and down, he didn't believe that the matchmaker would have such a good heart......!
The matchmaker knew what the stick was thinking, she raised her hand and pointed to her arm: "I'm injured, I can't play the guzheng at all, it seems that this time the Oiran is going to fall into another family......!" ”
After thinking about it, he felt that what the matchmaker said made sense, and couldn't help but feel a little disappointed: "You can't be this year's Oiran, why are you still telling me this~?" ”
Hong covered his mouth and smiled secretly: "Although I can't be it, but you can~!" ”
Sticks seemed to think of something when he heard the matchmaker say this: "What do you mean~?" ”
The matchmaker cleared her throat and continued to tell the stick: "Haven't you already pretended to be me twice?" Is this third time missing? Besides, I see that you are proficient in poetry and songs, and I'm afraid that you won't be able to take the Oiran~? ”
"Let me go to the Oiran contest for you~? No~No~! The stick waved his hand and hurriedly refused: "I'll just pretend in front of Fei Yanping, if I don't show my stuffing in front of so many people~!" ”
The matchmaker is not happy to see the stick, the mother,? I had to sigh: "If you don't want to, forget it, it's not so easy to enter the Prime Minister's Mansion anyway, as long as you are not in a hurry, you will definitely have a chance to wait in this Yihong Courtyard for a year and a half~!" ”
"A year and a half~?" The stick is gone, he wants to leave here immediately, so he has to reluctantly agree to the starring role of the matchmaker: "Okay~ This is the last time I will pretend to be you, just the two of us know, don't tell others~!" ”
The matchmaker smiled and nodded: "I naturally won't say this kind of thing~!" ”
The matchmaker said so, in fact, she had already told the fourth elder brother that it was also the meaning of the fourth elder brother to let the stick participate in the Oiran competition, and he would also come to see where this little second called the little stick was sacred~!
"It's just that the competition is about to start one day, do you want to prepare what talent to prepare~?"
The stick shook his head: "I never thought of participating in this competition, so what kind of talent are you going to prepare~!" ”
The matchmaker smiled: "I see that the little song you sang yesterday is good~!" ”
"No~!" The stick shook his head: "There were too many people who came that day, yesterday's song was related to the beauty of the country, if it reached the emperor's ears, it would be wrong, or change it again~!" ”
"Then have you thought about what to sing~?" The matchmaker couldn't help but be curious, could it be that there is a better tune than the little song he sang yesterday~?
Mysteriously smiled at the matchmaker: "You'll know ...... that day!" ”
Seeing that the stick refused to tell herself, the matchmaker stopped asking, she thought about it and told the stick: "The competition is not just a talent show~!" There are also exam questions adapted from poems and songs, if you are not sure, I can take the test for the previous ones~! ”
The stick smiled indifferently: "It's not even difficult for me to be talented, and it's even more difficult for others~!" ”
The matchmaker doesn't know where the stick comes from, but he doesn't have to help himself, so he is naturally a powerful ......!
Stick and the matchmaker said goodbye, went back to Zhang Wei to discuss countermeasures, although he told the matchmaker that no one can say, but Zhang Wei still has to say ......!
Zhang Wei almost didn't jump up when he heard it: "What~?" You want to pretend to be a matchmaker to participate in the Oiran competition~? ”
The stick covered his mouth: "Can you be quiet, for fear that others don't know......!" ”
Zhang Wei tried his best to calm down: "Can you be a big man pretending to be a woman~?" ”
The stick sighed helplessly: "Then what can be done~?" The matchmaker girl's arm is injured, anyway, no one else has seen her appearance, I should be able to get through the trick if I dress up well, but I still need your help to help me design the stage lighting a little better~! ”
The stick is afraid of the chest shop: "You can rest assured about this, as long as you don't show your stuffing, I will definitely have no problem~!" ”
Stick nodded: "You must know that I am a star in the 21st century, and this kind of anti-string role is not difficult for me ......!" ”
There is no other way, Zhang Wei only agreed, and the stick didn't need to prepare anything, as long as the matchmaker's pretense was drawn and waited, it would become a ......!
The matchmaker left Yihong Courtyard for fear of revealing the stuffing, but she was really curious about what show the stick performed, so she pretended to be a man and walked back to Yihong Courtyard, anyway, no one saw her appearance, and now she is dressed as a man, and no one will think that she is the matchmaker, and the matchmaker is rightfully sitting in the hall to watch the Oiran competition......!
Aunt Zhang, the old bustard, announced the start of the competition, and more than 20 girls walked to the stage designed by Zhang Wei together, of course, the sticks also walked up masked, and the guests under the masks of the sticks did not feel curious, after all, the matchmaker participated in several competitions ......!
The game is divided into three games, the first is a chess game, this stick is really not very good, but because the matchmaker has been the Oiran of previous years, so he has priority, as long as he can win the first place here, he will win, the second is a poem, although the stick is not good, but he will copy it~!
Anyway, he has memorized many poems of the ancients, and now is the time to show his hand......!
The third is a talent show, which is a free play that is all based on ...... ability!
The stick stood on the lift and saw the matchmaker dressed as a man sitting below, almost all the characters with heads and faces in the capital below arrived, and even Fei Yanping came to cheer, although the matchmaker sat alone at a table, but she turned her head from time to time to look at the other young son of Yushu who led the table ~!
Seeing that he was a little familiar, he looked back seriously, he seemed to have been to Yihong Courtyard a few times, and he had heard others say that he was the fourth elder brother, the emperor's favorite son~!
There was also a middle-aged man sitting with the fourth elder brother and Fei Yanping, and when he saw that the fourth elder brother and Fei Yanping were respectful to him, he served him tea and poured water from time to time, and couldn't help but wonder, who else in the world today except the emperor can let the fourth elder brother serve like this~?
I didn't expect the emperor to come to join in the fun, it turned out that the backstage of this Yihong Courtyard was very hard, and the stick really regretted it now, if he won, it would definitely arouse the emperor's idea, but ~ If you lose, you won't be able to enter the Prime Minister's Mansion~!
The stick saw that the matchmaker was calm, if she was not Fei Yanping's person, then she must be the fourth elder brother's person, I don't know if the matchmaker told the fourth brother about her own affairs, but he should also know a little bit when he saw their eyebrows and flirtation, it seems that women are unreliable, and the stick can only take one step at a time......!