Bang!

Looking at Tu Hao's stunned expression, Lin Chong had pretended to have a tense face, but at this time, he really tensed up again, stared at Tu Hao and slapped the table, and shouted, "You were lying to me just now?" ”

Being caught off guard by Lin Chong, Tu Hao was taken aback, "What did you say?" ”

Lin Chong snapped his fingers angrily, "You really lied to me just now, you actually dare to lie to me, see that I don't ......"

Seeing that Lin Chong had a tendency to hit people impulsively, Tu Hao hurriedly stopped. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Stop!" Tu Hao roared: "I lost money, lost money. How much do you want? ”

"How much do you give?" Lin Chong stared at Tu Hao coldly and asked.

Tu Hao stretched out five fingers.

Bang!

Lin Chong slammed the table again and yelled loudly, "You only gave fifty for your special code?" You think my girlfriend's first kiss is only worth fifty? I'm so angry, I'm going to beat you to death today, ahhh ”

"Stop!" Tu Hao yelled again: "It's not fifty, it's not fifty." ”

"Five hundred?" Lin Chong frowned and said, "No, five hundred is a bit less." My girlfriend is a beautiful country, and she is also Lori. This is the best among women, how can you get a thousand.

Yes, a thousand, not a single point less! ”

Listening to Lin Chong's words, Tu Hao was stunned again.

Nima, does Lao Tzu mean 50,000 when he stretches out five fingers?

But you only need a thousand? I'll go, is Dong Miaoyu really your girlfriend? It can't be fake, right?

Or is there really something wrong with the brain?

It's not right, although Dong Miaoyu seems to be a Lori who is very easy to be deceived. It can be said that her first impression is that she is delicate and soft and easy to push down.

But after really coming into contact with her, Tu Hao knows that if you treat Dong Miaoyu like this. Then your fate must be miserable.

How could such a shrewd woman find such a brainless boyfriend?

Or is this what is called complementarity between long and short?

But Nima's long and short complements each other like this?

Bang!

Lin Chong slapped the table again, "What, too much?" Let me tell you, you go out and inquire, where is the price I have so cheap here? It's only a thousand, and you can't buy it and suffer a loss. Can't be fooled. My girlfriend is the best among women, and her first kiss is definitely worth the price.

Don't bargain with me. Hurry up and give money! ”

Oops, Mom!

What an IQ!

You're so smart and anxious, and you're still out for a walk, are you really embarrassed?

"I'll give. I'll give! ”

Tu Hao said. Hurriedly took out a wad of money from his pocket, then slapped it on the table and pushed it in front of Lin Chong. Then he said: "Count your tip more, don't look for it." ”

Lin Chong picked up the money, counted ten sheets, and then pushed the extra money back to Tu Hao.

"A gentleman's word, a quick horse!" Lin Chong snorted, and said solemnly: "I, Lin Chong, speak." has always been a spit and a nail, and never tells lies. So. Say a thousand, it's a thousand.

I don't want more, I don't want less. ”

Tu Hao looked at Lin Chong, really a little speechless.

But he also understood why Dong Miaoyu was his girlfriend and still kept his first kiss.

It's not that Dong Miaoyu is too cunning, but this Lin Chong is too stupid!

No, to describe this Lin Chong with stupidity, I am sorry for this word, it is a special insult to the word stupid.

However, Tu Hao still gave Lin Chong a thumbs up.

At the very least, this Lin Chong is worthy of praise for his words, isn't it?

Looking at Tu Hao's appreciative eyes and the thumbs up, Lin Chong's brows tightened, and he didn't know why. However, what he didn't understand, Lin Chong would never be entangled, so he smiled, and his mind returned to his own track again.

"Thank you!" Lin Chong put the money in his pocket, and then smiled at Tu Hao and said.

it!

Tu Hao is no longer worried about Lin Chong's IQ, because at this moment Tu Hao understands a fact. That is, this guy has no IQ at all, or rather, this guy doesn't know what IQ is!

This Nima's, his girlfriend was kissed by someone else, and it was the first kiss. People threw you a thousand yuan, and you still said thank you to them?

Should you say you have a big heart, or should you call you stupid?

You're so stupid and cute, your family really doesn't worry about you?

But Tu Hao felt that none of these should be his worries, after all, he and Lin Chong were not related, right? Of course, Tu Hao felt fortunate that he didn't have anything to do with this guy, otherwise he really couldn't afford to lose that person!

"You're welcome!" Tu Hao waved his hand and said.

Lin Chong smiled, looked at Tu Hao and asked, "Do you think I'm stupid?" ”

Belch.

Tu Hao was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses in an instant.

And the heart said, Where are you stupid? You're so stupid!

"I guess you think I'm stupid!"

Damn, do you still need to guess the fact that you are stupid?

Of course, although Tu Hao thought so in his heart, he didn't show it. After all, people are stupid, and if you laugh at them again, isn't that a bit unreasonable?

"Actually, I'm not stupid!" Lin Chong said.

Tu Haoxin said that no fool would say that he was stupid. So Tu Hao echoed: "Whoever says you're stupid, I'm in a hurry!" ”

Hehe.

Lin Chong smiled again, "Of course, I said that I am not stupid, you may not believe it." However, there is a sentence that I have been holding back for a long time, and I have decided to tell you anyway. ”

"What?" Tu Hao asked.

"That is, Dong Miaoyu is not my girlfriend at all! And ......"

"Not your girlfriend?" Tu Hao asked.

Lin Chong smiled and nodded.

"It's not your girlfriend, then you ...... just now" Tu Hao didn't finish speaking, but he understood.

Nima Dong is not your girlfriend, you are playing me just now!

the groove.

What was I thinking to myself?

Think this Lin Chong is a fool?

Damn, if such a person is a fool, then isn't he being fooled?

"That's right." Lin Chong continued: "I haven't finished talking just now, and there is ......."

Tu Hao was waiting for Lin Chong's next words, but before Lin Chong's words were finished, the fist came to his eyes.

"There is also the special code Dong Miaoyu is not my girlfriend, but Lao Tzu is also unhappy with you!"

Then Tu Hao only felt that his eyes were dark, and after hearing the last sentence, he fainted directly.

At the last second when he fainted, Tu Hao scolded him.

it! The horse has lost its hooves!

Seeing Tu Hao being beaten to the ground by himself, Lin Chong let out a sigh. Muttered.

"Made, you're a bastard, if it weren't for the mission, Lao Tzu would never let you go so easily!

The woman who dares to kiss Lao Tzu's reservation, you really ate the bear's heart and leopard's guts! (To be continued.) )