An article "Eight Hopes" made many people laugh. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After all, on the Internet, the number of passers-by who play soy sauce has always been the most, and these people don't have too much bias in their hearts when they see what they say, and when they see the ruined chicken soup text that follows, they are also the same, one by one, they only feel hilarious and talented, but they don't think "chrysanthemum" or anything vulgar.

Even, many people find it refreshing!

Because there are too many chicken soup for the soul nowadays.

Before Weibo came out, half of the blog articles were occupied by the chicken soup for the soul;

After the advent of Weibo, the form of pictures and texts was widely popular, but there are still many short chicken soup texts, which are widely reprinted. Just like "instead of attacking the ugly, it is better to find the beautiful", "leave a blank space, and make it thick at any time", "you may not succeed if you work hard, but you will not succeed if you don't work hard"......

It can be said that this style of writing is widely welcomed by a class of people.

Because most of these words full of knowledge and emotion symbolize warmth and positive energy, which can be pleasant, empathetic, depressurized, and depressed...... Like a spiritual placebo, it is all the rage in the fast-paced life and the ever-present pressure of today.

However, although the chicken soup is good, you will get tired if you eat too much.

Many netizens who have long been tired of it have seen this kind of "ruined chicken soup" writing for the first time, and their eyes suddenly lit up!

Some people even began to imitate --

"When I saw Lei Feng's Weibo, I also learned to change it. Many people like to say that gold always shines, and I want to say that if it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere, hehe! ”

"Upstairs! I'll also have one - if life deceives you today, don't grieve, don't cry, because tomorrow life will continue to deceive you. ”

"Wow! I'll try it too..."

Lei Feng himself didn't expect that the "anti-soul chicken soup" he wrote casually would actually trigger a whirlwind of "anti-soul chicken soup", and even created the first batch of jokers!

So when he received a lot of people, Lei Feng was also a little confused.

"It's actually another wave of rhythm..."

Lei Feng laughed shamelessly.

He never thought that the tide of "anti-soul chicken soup" that only appeared in 2014 in the "previous life" was actually brought out by him in 04, and he immediately followed the trend and fueled the fire-

"After ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I have finally grown from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile young man."

At the age of 26, he quit his job, started a band with friends, and performed at various private universities, but the response was muted. At the age of 30, the money was spent, and my father was sick and asked for a lot of money. [Give up after singing this one, and your youth is here.] Before he came to the stage, he said with tears in his eyes. After stepping down, he received a note from a schoolgirl: I like your songs, keep dreaming. After reading it, he clutched the note tightly and decided to stick to his dream. At the age of 34, he owed more than 100,000 debts, and his father also died of illness. ”

“......”

There are a few more "anti-soul chicken soups", which were posted on Weibo by Lei Feng!

Compared with the previous paragraphs for "revenge", these "anti-soul chicken soup articles" are real "anti-soul chicken soup"!

Its idea is no longer limited to spoofing, but also deeply conceals the meaning of "don't rely too much on chicken soup for the soul"!

Because chicken soup for the soul is good, it can't be eaten as a meal, and some of them seem to be as beautiful as poppies, but in fact they are spiritual opium, which teaches people to see flowers in the fog, but makes people confused, blindfolded, and deviates from the cognition of normal society.

I have to say that as soon as such a few "deviant" "anti-soul chicken soup articles" came out, the repercussions they triggered far exceeded Lei Feng's "Eight Hopes"!

Even beyond Lei Feng's estimate!

Because it's a controversial topic.

In particular, this kind of "anti-soul chicken soup" is made by a non-mainstream, and the controversy caused by it is even greater.

In just one morning, the first few paragraphs were like a snowball, getting bigger and bigger, and gradually becoming overwhelming! As more and more people join in "changing the joke", or discussing and arguing, the cause of this incident has long been forgotten!

"How is it different from the script? I'm the main character! ”

Lei Feng was angry.

He wrote "Eight Hopes" and changed the chicken soup text, not really to "take revenge", but to attract everyone's attention! Only when more and more people notice him, the number of fans will increase - even if it is a black fan, isn't there a chance to turn black into a fan?

Thinking of this, Lei Feng is ready to amplify his moves!

Weibo also has a long Weibo, Lei Feng typed silently, ready to come to a "previous life" to destroy the chicken soup of the most popular "Zen Master" series-

[1. The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I can't let go of some people, I can't let go of some things. The Zen master asked him to take the teacup and pour hot water into it, but the young man was scalded by the overflowing water but still refused to let go. The Zen master pondered for a moment, and then struck the young man to death with a slap of great compassion and compassion.

2. The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I can't let go of some people, I can't let go of some things." The Zen master threw down a piece of soap and said, "You see, it's actually very easy to put it down, but it's even more difficult to pick it up." Why don't you pick it up now and try it? ”

3. The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I can't let go of some people, I can't let go of some things." The Zen master replied, "You are now surrounded by the police." Let the hostages go first, and have something to say! ”

4. The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I ......" "Can't let go of some people can't let go of some things, right?" The young man exclaimed, "How does the master know?" "Come on, come on," the Zen master pulled the young man inside, "I've boiled all the hot water, you stupid x don't get hot, it's uncomfortable." ”

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66. The young man found the Zen master to complain, the Zen master smiled and took out a banner on his head, put it on his head, held a banana and apple in his mouth, and then held a pot in his left hand and a cup in his right hand, and kept pouring hot water, then took out an axe and ran into the air vigorously, and finally took out a scorpion and stung himself. The Zen master said, is it the movement of the flag or is it the nature of stinging? Do you hear the sky cry out in pain? He wants bananas, don't give you apples. When it hurts, I naturally let it go. After listening to this, the young man dialed the number of the psychiatric hospital. 】

A full 66 paragraphs!

There are several of them, which were obtained from the original lottery of "100 jokes"!

These paragraphs were put together by Lei Feng to draw up a title of "Zen Master Said", and it was immediately posted on the Internet in the form of a long Weibo!

I have to say that this kind of Zen master Q&A essay like "If it hurts, it will naturally be put down" is widely known in this world, and many classic quotations and American stories are mentioned from time to time, and now Leifeng's long Weibo is like a pot of soup mixed with a lot of mouse feces, which suddenly disgusted countless people!

Of course, there are countless people who admire the five-body throw!

Especially the "anti-soul chicken soup" incident on Weibo is making a lot of noise, and such a classic "anti-text" appeared, which suddenly blinded countless pairs of eyes!

"Kneel!"

“666！”

"The master has been completely broken!"

"Uncle help you!!"

A bunch of people started forwarding!

Just like yesterday, the headline fever has not passed, and the joke craze is coming again.

Under a wave of rhythm, the number of reprints of several Lei Feng's Weibo articles is amazing! If it weren't for the fact that Weibo had just emerged and had not yet achieved national blogging, Lei Feng's Weibo retweets might have been able to set a Guinness World Record!

And under this trend, Lei Feng's attention has skyrocketed!

The number of followers exceeded the 50,000 mark for the first time!

The growth rate is phenomenal!

Taking advantage of this tide of "anti-soul chicken soup" jokes and controversy, Lei Feng visually predicted that the number of Weibo fans should be able to exceed 100,000 in the past two days!

"Someone should have already discovered the business opportunities in Weibo."

Lei Feng's eyes flickered.

Weibo has been too lively in the past two days, he doesn't believe that no one has noticed!

And just when he was thinking like this, a private message was sent to his account, which is a local company that produces daily necessities in City A, Zhejiang Province!