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Hey, you buy cucumbers for it, even if you do it, you have to buy women's Yanjie.

What the? I even have to buy sanitary napkins.

Could it be that you can still poke out the eldest aunt?

Your sister, can you hurry up when you go to the supermarket, Lao Tzu is still wearing high heels and behind your buttocks, Lin Yixue has figured it out, high heels are completely used by women for self-abuse.

Finally, under Lin Yixue's verbosity, Lin Nan bought a lot of them in a mess, and then walked towards the door leisurely.

Lin Yixue dragged Lin Nan, anxious to get on the fire, I knew what supermarket to go to with her, I went home early, and studying my body was better than being tortured here, but this torture was quite that.

"Sister, you should walk gracefully, you are a woman now."

"Elegant your sister, if you are not elegant, you look better than you, I will take a look at you when you wear this elegance." Lin Yixue pointed to her bottom.

"I've always worn this. You're the one who wants me to help, but it's better than your vacuum. ”

Lin Yixue was speechless for a while, it is true.

"Oh, that's right." Lin Nan suddenly remembered something, and looked at Lin Yixue with bright eyes, "Why did you lose your underwear today, say, who did it." Then while Lin Yixue was not paying attention, he suddenly reached into the bottom of Lin Yixue's skirt and touched it.

"Fuck your sister."

The matter of wetting pants, Lin Yixue will not say anything about killing her.

"Hmm...... Yes. was attacked by Lin Nan, and his body was soft for a while. Subconsciously called out. Lin Yixue hurriedly closed her mouth, as far as her ecstasy cry was concerned, based on his experience as a man for more than ten years, the more he called the other party, the more excited he became.

Fortunately, this is a supermarket, and Lin Nan is not too presumptuous.

Lin Yixue took a long time to recover, and glanced at Lin Nan, this girl is becoming more and more open, and if she continues like this, her membrane will break in her hands sooner or later.

Holding on to the shopping cart, Lin Yixue almost fell to the ground, and she was going to stay away from Lin Nan's girl in the future, it was too terrifying.

After leaving the supermarket, the two went straight home.

If this had been placed in the past, Lin Yixue would not have gone home, her father was busy with business every day, and her mother was even more elusive, as if the earth would not turn away from either of them.

So much so that there are only two people in a huge villa, Lin Yixue and Lin Nan.

I really want to go to the Internet, the three animals in the dormitory must be running the Internet café at this time.

However, this can only be thought about in my head, if Lin Yixue really appears in the Internet café now, then this Internet café will not be blown up.

"Sister, are there any activities at night?" Lin Nan came up.

"Yes, study myself." Lin Yixue replied angrily, but she did have this plan, anyway, she didn't break the law by herself, so she figured out this body as soon as possible, rest assured as soon as possible, and peed her pants next time.

"Why don't I help, I'm good at this."

Lin Nan's eyes spewed light.

", go with your cucumbers. By the way, how to solve lunch. "Dad is not at home, and it is a big problem for both of them to survive.

"Master Kong, it's already cooked." Lin Nan pointed to the kitchen.

There's no way, this sister of mine can only cook instant noodles.

"Huh? Why don't we order takeout? ”

"Is there any takeaway in S City that you haven't eaten?"

"Go to my father's company to eat."

"It's better to eat instant noodles, how many times have I mentioned to my father that he wants to improve the food, but he just won't listen."

Suddenly, Lin Nan's eyes lit up, "Take you to a good place." ”

"Where?" Lin Yixue asked listlessly.

"I remember, today is all the dance party of the Lily Club in S City."

Lin Yixue, who was originally listless, suddenly sat up straight, "In other words, where is there food to eat?" ”

"And beautiful women touch." Lin Nan nodded affirmatively.

"So what are you waiting for, let's go."

"However, at today's ball, every woman who participates must bring a male partner, and there is nothing good about a group of old ladies dancing, so if the two of us are going, there must be a man."

"Then you don't mean that this is in vain, I am more woman than you now."

"However, I have a way, a woman disguises herself as a man." Lin Nan smiled slyly.

"A woman dressed as a man?" Lin Yixue's eyes lit up, yes, there are not often scenes of women pretending to be men on TV, as long as you don't be too ostentatious, it won't be too rare to eat together, the key is that you can restore your true colors as a man.

This ghost girl is still a little useful at a critical time. ‘

Just do it, Lin Nan found the sheets and cut them into strips with scissors.

Lin Yixue looked at Lin Nan in surprise, "What are you doing?" It's not like you're going to hang yourself. ”

Lin Nan pointed to the two swaggering white rabbits on Lin Yixue's chest, Lin Yixue instantly became clear, yes, yes, yes, the first thing to solve in disguised as a man is this big problem.

"Tap, tap, no, I can't hold it...... Dead Lin Nan, you are so heavy. ”

"No, where is this, if you want to be a man, you have to endure it. If it's exposed, the female perverts inside will gnaw you to the bone. Lin Nan pressed his foot on the door frame, and dragged the strip of cloth in his hand desperately.

"It's going to explode, Nima, this is a breast reduction, this is terrible. It's really fake, isn't it a women's clubhouse, and isn't it a hooligan who is so terrifying? ”

"Who makes the boobs so big, don't go around twice and others can see it, rest assured, your skin is elastic and can't burst." The last time I went in with a sister, it was said that she hadn't gotten out of bed for a month. ”

"She's also dressed as a man?" Lin Feng retreated a little.

"No, female members who join the club for the first time have to go through such a process."

Lin Yixue suddenly understood why Lin Nan was so colorful.

finally wrapped a few strips of cloth around Lin Yixue's chest and pressed the jumping white rabbit down.

Lin Yixue changed into a white shirt, a pair of slim jeans, and white canvas shoes.

A white baseball cap that covers his long hair.

This is Lin Nan's only set of neutral clothes.

Nima, this is men's clothing, more feminine than women.

Lin Feng looked at the heroic figure in the mirror, curvy, pure and moving, beautiful and slender.

With a fair and pink face and delicate facial features, Lin Yixue feels that she is wrong, not to mention that she is wearing men's clothes, even if she is covered in mud and wearing a dog skin, others can recognize it at a glance, the key is that this face is too beautiful.

"Don't worry, no one will pay attention to your outfit." Lin Nan swore a promise.

"Let go and be like a man." Lin Nan patted Lin Feng's shoulder.

"Nima, the point is that I'm a now." Lin Yixue was about to cry.

"You see, deep down you still think of yourself as a woman."

Get lost!

The dignity of a man in Lin Yixue's heart was shattered.

Now Lin Yixue's biggest concern is what to do if she is discovered, what to do if she is asked to join the club, and what to do if she can't get out of bed for a month.