Chapter 17: The Punishment Game
Emily's idea is simple, she won't, and others will. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info asked why, she didn't believe that six people would not be able to find a fighting landlord.
Therefore, Ye Liang's proposal was accepted, Tang Tang did not object, she heard Shang Yang say that the level of Chu Nan's fighting landlords was very bad. Since this is the case, there is no need to worry about anything, and it is the first battle of the alliance to deal with the battle generously.
Chu Nanxiong, who was waiting in the dormitory, was shocked when he saw the girls coming in, what was the situation? Obviously, he said that he would fight with Emily, not to mention the increase in the number of people, even Ling Shangxiang came.
Ye Liang leaned over and explained: "Boss, Emily doesn't know how to play, these are the foreign aides she found." ”
Chu Nanxiong pouted: "The gringos are really troublesome, they can't even fight the landlord." ”
"In my eyes, you are also a gringo turtle." Emily was-for-tat.
Chu Nanxiong laughed angrily: "Okay, I'm too lazy to say anything to you, when I win, you just wait to kneel and beg for mercy." ”
When Emily heard him say so ruthlessly, her heart was a little weak, and she said stiffly: "I will return this sentence to you as it is." ”
This is how the battle between the two begins.
Fighting the landlord is a game played by three people, and their number is obviously exceeded. Tang Tang proposed a solution, first leaving Chu Nanxiong and Emily behind. Pick six more cards, and draw the King of hearts and the King of spades to participate in the landlord fight.
Ye Liang objected, drawing cards like this, it was obviously advantageous for the girls, and it was impossible for him to pull the boys over to help.
Tang Tang didn't intend to ask for his opinion, and said directly to Chu Nanxiong: "How? If you're scared, we can do it another way. ”
Chu Nanxiong was angry when he heard it: "Don't play any agitation method there, just follow this method." ”
Tang Tang had a smug smile on his face, no matter how clumsy the strategy was, it was a good strategy to achieve the goal.
The first time he drew cards, Ye Liang had a bye, and it was Liu Piaopiao and Lin Daiyu who went into battle.
Lin Daiyu was forcibly dragged out of the quilt to join, the reason is very simple, Tang Tang needs this combat power.
Of course, it's not how good Lin Daiyu is at fighting landlords, but that she seems to have stuffed watermelon's breasts, and such breasts are just an appearance, which can already attract men's attention.
It may be useless to deal with Chu Nanxiong, but it is useless to deal with Ye Liang...... Hehe, he pretended to be careless and swept it several times, and each time he wondered, when will this dress crack?
Chu Nanxiong picked up the locker and placed it in front of the bed, acting as a table. He pulled three more beds to serve as chairs, and he couldn't stand up to play cards.
Lin Daiyu wore a hat and wore her hair, and everyone could only hear the nervousness in her tone: "This, I won't fight the landlord?" Are there any rules? ”
The shiny Liu Piaopiao stroked her long hair: "It's okay, I will, you just need to help me." ”
Tang Tang put his hands on Lin Daiyu's shoulders and said with a smile: "Don't worry, we have our backing." ”
Ye Liang protested: "Watching chess is not a true gentleman, and playing cards is the same, you can't talk nonsense." ”
Wu Xiao pinched his chest with both hands and said seriously: "We are not gentlemen. ”
Watching her pinch her breasts, Ye Liang's heart was fluttering, and he almost lost: "Don't, don't do any beauty tricks." ”
Wu Xiao looked disdainful: "You think too much, even if I use a beauty trick, I won't use it on your three-inch nail." ”
"Damn, who do you call the three-inch nail?" Ye Liang jumped to his feet.
Height on the premise of a short man, weight on the premise of a fat person, these are topics that seriously hurt the self-esteem of short and fat people.
Chu Nanxiong said impatiently: "It's okay, let them say it, anyway, your height is like this, they say it's not short, and you can't say it's not high." ”
Ye Liang's momentum withered suddenly, and he said weakly: "Even if it's the truth, you can't talk nonsense." ”
Chu Nanxiong glared: "Don't be verbose, it's a big deal that I won, let you ride her as a horse." ”
"Boss, you are closer than my own brother." Ye Liang was moved, it is really rare for a boss with such a conscience to be like this in these years, he gives meat to his younger brother, and he doesn't even drink soup.
Wu Xiao's mind suddenly appeared in the horseback riding scene he had seen in the film, and he exclaimed: "Didn't you say that Taise's request can't be mentioned?" ”
"Let you be a horse, Ye Liang sits on your back, is this very colorful?" Chu Nanxiong asked rhetorically.
Wu Xiao suddenly realized that she had misunderstood, her face turned red and she bowed her head silently.
"Don't say you can win!" Not to be outdone, Emily interjected.
Chu Nanxiong didn't bother to say anything more, everything was on the cards.
There is no doubt that Chu Nanxiong must be the landlord, Liu Piaopiao borrowed Ling Shangxiang's Huawei mobile phone to start a live broadcast, and asked her to help hold it, and the camera was naturally aimed at the cards on the table.
As an excellent Internet celebrity, as long as it is an eye-catching topic, she has to start a live broadcast.
"Big crisis,Meng Meng sauce is playing with people this time to fight the landlord,If Meng Meng sauce loses,To unconditionally agree to any request made by the other party,Please cheer for Meng Meng sauce。 If you send something, Meng Meng sauce will be more motivated. ”
Liu Piaopiao said a few words to the camera before starting to draw cards.
The first game ended quickly, Liu Piaopiao's level of playing cards was not in the stream, and it was all about the appearance of the previous victory, but this time the appearance obviously didn't work.
Wu Xiao, Emily, and Lin Daiyu don't even know the rules of playing cards, Tang Tang and Ling Shangxiang are all on paper, they have heard Shang Yang talk a lot of playing cards, but they have almost never played cards, all of them are the experience of the audience.
What surprised Tang Tang was that Chu Nanxiong's strength was clearly very strong, and it was different from what Shang Yang said.
As smart as she is, that is, a sixteen-year-old girl, she naturally does not think things so thoroughly. I forgot what level Shang Yang is and what level they are.
Chu Nanxiong finally regained some confidence from a group of rookies, and he said with a slight meaning: "According to the agreement, Xiaoliang, you pick one to ride." ”
Ye Liang pondered, his gaze wandering among the women.
If you talk about grudges, you must choose Wu Xiao. In terms of figure, it is better to choose Lin Daiyu. In terms of temperament, Emily is the best. In terms of face, Ling Shangxiang seems to be a good choice.
As for Tang Tang...... His dog-legged instinct reminded himself not to ride, or something bad would happen.
After struggling for a long time, he reluctantly said: "Now is a new era, we should follow in the footsteps of communism, not only share the benefits, but also share the punishment." Why don't I ride down? ”
Chu Nanxiong was furious: "Don't be long-winded, how can a manly husband go back on his word?" Say ride one, ride one, Wu Xiao, you come. ”
Wu Xiao immediately cast a look at Emily for help, she turned her head slightly, there is no way, she can't go back on what she agreed, the royal family of Setle must do what she says.
Now, Wu Xiao has also resigned herself to her fate, she propped up the bed with her hands, knelt on her knees, and her short skirt was close to her hips, outlining attractive lines.
"Xiaoxiao, I'm really sorry for you," Liu Piaopiao said sadly as she snatched Ling Shangxiang's Huawei and broadcast the scene live online.
As expected, the traffic has skyrocketed, and there are a lot of people swiping the screen.
Ye Liang sat up, patted her buttocks with his hand, and shouted, "Drive." ”
"Nima, where are your hands touching?" Wu Xiao flipped it on the spot, loving to watch movies does not mean that people are not pure, his life is so big, it is the first time that a man outside his family has touched that place.
Ye Liang rolled his eyes: "Your family will leave if you don't beat the horse's butt when you ride a horse?" ”
"You're obviously taking the opportunity to eat tofu!" Emily found a reason and pulled Ye Liang down.
Chu Nanxiong didn't stop it, and he also felt that he had gone too far, just ride it, and you still reach out to touch others, which is a bit immoral.
Tang Tang pulled Wu Xiao up: "We won't play this broken game, let's go." ”
Ye Liang was anxious: "Don't, I'm not right this time, I promise not to do it next." Besides, Wu Xiao, are you willing? If you are punished alone, don't you want to turn it over? ”
Gambling is an unfathomable quagmire that people will stick to regardless of whether they win or lose. When you win, you want to win more. When you lose, you will continue to make a comeback. Of course, there are exceptions, and that is people who never gamble.
"It's just a three-inch nail, don't get carried away there, let's go." Wu Xiao poked him angrily, took Tang Tang's hand and left.
In the blink of an eye, the women left, leaving only a mixed fragrance, which did not smell annoying.
Ye Liang shook his head: "I'm just out of instinct, I don't have any bad intentions." ”
"That's even worse, most perverts do things out of instinct," Chu Nanxiong sighed, a little worried that Ye Liang would ruin his good reputation.
Ye Liang said very seriously: "Boss, I think I am more likely to evolve into a love saint, and it is possible to step on eighteen boats." ”
Chu Nanxiong looked at him, shook his head, decided not to puncture his sweet dream, turned over and lay down to sleep.
For Chu Nanxiong, the best way to pass the time is to practice boxing, study, and sleep. He prefers the third one over the first two.
When Ye Liang saw him sleeping, he could only take out his mobile phone to play, and the best way for him to pass the time was to play with his mobile phone.
The days passed in a flash, and the seven-day military training passed in the blink of an eye, except for Class C, the rest of the classes, both men and women, were tanned black, and they staged a touching scene with the instructors, and then stepped on the bus back.
Before Chu Nanxiong left, he was stopped by Fan Chen.
"I'm not talking nonsense, do you want to be a soldier?" Fan Chen is usually not polite, but he attaches great importance to Chu Nanxiong in his heart.
Chu Nanxiong also admired the military temperament of this instructor, and after thinking about it solemnly for a while, he shook his head: "I don't want to be a soldier, there are too many constraints." ”
Fan Chen was a little disappointed, but he was not reluctant: "If you change your mind one day, you can call this phone number, he is my boss." Of course, if you are a traitor, don't beat you if you want to leave the relationship, I don't want to arrest you in prison myself. ”
"You probably don't have this opportunity," Chu Nanxiong took the business card he handed over, and said in his heart that the cadres are similar to the boss, and the business cards are printed at any time.
Fan Chen smiled and slammed a fist into Chu Nan's ambitious mouth: "Take care." ”
"You too, next time we meet, we'll fight again," Chu Nanxiong punched back.