Chapter 31: Playboy (3)
Bet on the third week, Monday morning recess exercises.
Yang Shu urged: "Give money, a week's breakfast, go to the boss and buy the bill first, so as not to repay the bill." ”
The bamboo pole said: "I am willing to lose the bet." When will the account be posted? ”
Yang Shu obviously didn't eat this set: "I don't talk to you about this, it's the most realistic to pay." Take a walk. ”
The bamboo pole raised lightly: "Hmph, you have the ability to take away the tigress downstairs, and I will treat you to breakfast for a month." ”
Poplar smiled and asked, "That tigress?" ”
The bamboo pole replied: "Liang Jingwen." ”
Yang Shu looked reluctant: "She? If you don't do it, lower Lao Tzu's grade, reputation is very important. ”
The bamboo pole instigated: "As long as you can spoof her once, and you are unscathed, you win." ”
Yang Shu rubbed the bridge of his nose and said magnificently: "A month is a month." Bet. ”
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Poplar and Bamboo Pole are making an appointment and are ready to discuss the details. A scolding sound came, it was braised pork.
Braised meat said angrily: "Yang Shu, you little miscellaneous hair, what's wrong with Jiang Xinwei of others?" I've been crying this morning. Wang Xiao asked her and didn't say it? What exactly do you mean? Playing someone else, isn't it? ”
Yang Shu said impatiently: "You stinky braised pork, did you bet that you weren't there that day?" It's not to play her, is it true to be with her? ”
Braised pork said sharply: "I don't care how the you play, but you can't use Wang Xiao!" ”
Yang Shu said righteously: "Calm, calm." You have to figure it out, it's her stalking me now, it's not me playing with her. Yang Shu paused and continued: "Besides, this has something to do with Wang Xiao. ”
The bamboo pole immediately started a round: "Okay, okay." Bet on the day, it's not like you're not not there. Besides, the poplar did it with your consent, and now you can't do it backwards. Lao Tzu didn't say anything when he lost money, so don't let these afterthoughts go. ”
When everyone bet on braised pork, it was very exciting, and now that the bamboo pole mentioned it, he knew that he was at a loss, and he was suddenly embarrassed.
Braised Meat's voice lowered: "It's just that I think others are very pitiful, and they have been deceived by this scheming villain." ”
Poplar sneered: "What is pitiful and not pitiful? Let me ask you, do you dare to guarantee that you can be with Wang Xiao for the rest of your life? ”
Braised pork subconsciously said: "No." ”
Yang Shu looked questioning and said with a smile: "Isn't Wang Xiao more pitiful?" There is essentially no difference between a one-second lover and a one-year lover. The beauty of that moment is the most wonderful. A flash in the pan is much more wonderful than a cactus, you know a fart. ”
The braised pork snorted: "Lao Tzu can't say anything about you." Anyway, you have to give Jiang Xinwei an explanation. ”
Yang Shu smiled faintly: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." Also, please ask Wang Xiao not to come to me about this. You were there that day, and you didn't tell her about the gambling contract, and you were also an accomplice. ”
Braised meat didn't expect this to happen, and he was speechless for a while.
Yang Shu ignored the braised pork and continued to say to the bamboo pole: "Tell me about that Liang Jingwen first." ”
The bamboo pole cleared his throat and wanted to write a long speech: "Once, their class met us in physical education class, and in order to fight for a volleyball court, they scolded the girls in our class for half a class: What do you say you can play every day, what's wrong with us playing a class." ”
"Another time, a classmate from the county town in their class bullied a classmate from the countryside, and she beat the male classmate from the county town with a broom, full of bamboo strip marks on her back." ……
The bamboo pole told several stories of the savage princess in a row.
Yang Shu asked a sentence that couldn't be beaten: "She doesn't have a boyfriend?" ”
Bamboo pole smiled: "Who dares to chase her?" That's why I bet with you for a month's breakfast. ”
After hearing this, Yang Shu frowned, thoughtfully, and muttered: Oh, she helped others in so many things, and she never caused trouble for herself. I'm afraid it's just a lack of love, it seems that she is kind by nature and warm-hearted.
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Bet on the evening self-study time.
Yang Shu wore an armband of discipline inspection and walked around the class downstairs and found Liang Jingwen sitting by the innermost window against the wall. One will tell the students in the back not to talk during the evening self-study, and the other will instruct the people next to them not to eat during the self-study time.
Yang Shu leaned against the corridor, his eyes kept sneaking around Liang Jingwen, his right thumb dragging his chin, and his index finger rubbing the bridge of his nose.
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Tuesday night self-study.
Yang Shu has been hiding at the top of the stairs, sticking out his head from time to time to peek at Liang Jingwen. When Liang Jingwen noticed that someone seemed to be looking at her from time to time, Yang Shu avoided her gaze very shyly and ran away.
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Wednesday recess exercises.
Yang Shu looked at Liang Jingwen from a distance, unusually engrossed. When Liang Jingwen found that someone was watching her from a distance, Yang Shu avoided her gaze very shyly, as if she had never seen it.
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Physical education class in Liang Jingwen's class on Thursday.
The poplar tree hid on the edge of the flower bed again, and secretly looked at Liang Jingwen through the flowers and plants. When Liang Jingwen looked back again, Yang Shu also looked directly at her without showing weakness, but when she ran over to see her face, Yang Shu ran away very embarrassed.
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Until Friday's evening self-study.
Yang Shu once again secretly hid at the staircase in the corridor and looked at Liang Jingwen. She suddenly became a little angry, thinking that there were always people peeping at her for several days, and wondering if this person had such a cowardly personality, could he be a pervert? Get ready to go out and see what is going on. Poplar saw her get up and ran upstairs immediately, but the sound of running was unusually loud.
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Yang Shu felt that the time was ripe, returned to the classroom, first took out the rope of the tug-of-war of the physical education class from the exclusive storage room of the special class next to him, then took out the hanger for hanging clothes and a set of red performance costumes from the dance class, and then took out a model head in the art class, and finally took out a tape recorder in the music class, and recorded an audio of "Take your life, lady, take your life".
Poplar played with the items, looked at the time, and said to himself: It's almost!
I saw that he compared and matched on the left, and matched on the right, and finally connected the model head and the big red clothes at a slight distance and hung them on the rope of the tug-of-war, and then pressed the tape recorder to repeat and put it into the performance costume......
Looking at this shape, which is even more terrifying than black and white impermanence, the corners of Yang Shu's mouth curled, and he looked very satisfied.
The classmates in the class watched him fiddle with this strange shape all the time, and they didn't care at first. After he finished equipping all the styling, even though the classmates in the class were prepared, they were taken aback and quickly asked Poplar to turn off the sound.
Yang Shu ignored the rope from the window to Liang Jingwen's position, and slowly put it down......
"Take your life, lady, take your life" The voice passed down slowly. Liang Jingwen heard the low groan, and subconsciously looked out of the window, only to see a big red figure, without legs, but the head and body were separated, dangling next to her window, shouting such evil words from time to time.
Suddenly, I heard a scream below, followed by a scream, followed by a roar of unstoppable and finally a rumbling footsteps coming up the stairs.
The bamboo pole coughed: "Damn." It's too much of a movement! ”
The braised pork also twitched on his face: "Damn." This is something that only Nima poplars can do. After a fight because of this kind of thing, will Lao Tzu help or not? ”
The bamboo pole said embarrassedly: "Help??" After such a beating, the teachers, doormen, and discipline inspection team must have come for a while, and they didn't know how to end it. ”
Yang Shu heard their conversation and smiled: "Bamboo pole, is this a spoof of her?" ”
The bamboo pole could only smile bitterly: "Nima is too neat, and now he can laugh." ”
Yang Shu smiled: "Does it count?" Don't make it bigger? ”
The bamboo pole's face did not change: "Count!" Calculate! If you make it bigger, I'm afraid that the houses will be demolished. ”
Yang Shu said lightly: "Forget it, then turn around and write on the blackboard......
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At the same time as Yang Shu was writing, the classmates in Liang Jingwen's class were also gossiping, obviously waiting for a good show to be staged......
"Who is this man? It's too bold, tigress dares to tease. ”
"I guess I didn't dare to tease her deliberately, it happened that Liang Jingwen was sitting by the window, and this time she touched the steel plate."
"This dead baby, do you really dare to do this kind of yin damage move?"
Yigan's classmates also coaxed: "No matter who he is, you must repair him well!" ”
"Yes, if he does this kind of thing, he will definitely kill him!!"
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There were bursts of angry roars from the group of people below, and the leader was Liang Jingwen, who took the lead.
"Who did it? Get out!! Liang Jingwen's lion's roar alarmed the entire building.
Students from all classes in the whole building heard the roar and ran out of the classroom to prepare to watch the show; The school's security and teachers are also on the way to speed; The classmates in the specialty class all secretly sweated for Yang Shu, but they were afraid that he would not be able to end this time.
Looking at Liang Jingwen's fierce and vicious expression, Yang Shu had no fear, coughed dryly, showed a charming smile, and pointed to the blackboard.
I saw that the blackboard said - Bring you here, just to wait for you! A big heart is drawn in the middle.
Liang Jingwen looked at the blackboard and was stunned, angry and happy, but more helpless, really no temper. I can't let others like me, and I have to develop thunder. Thinking that if the matter spreads, he deliberately led me up to confess to me in front of so many people, and it was not good for me to look fierce and vicious.
At that moment, he turned his head to the indignant classmate just now, and coughed dryly: "There is a misunderstanding, let's go down." ”
The students subconsciously said, "What...... What the? ”
Liang Jingwen's face changed, and he shouted: "I said there was a misunderstanding, didn't you hear it?" Give it all to me. Then there was an inadvertent tenderness on his face.
Although the students below don't know why, since this tigress party has said forget it, who will find themselves bored and return to the classroom one after another. For a while, there were different opinions, secretly guessing what had just happened, and actually let the tigress obediently put it down......
Liang Jingwen, who returned to the class, put his chin on the table with his hands, faintly worried: With such a big movement, the school leaders, teachers, and security guards are all on the way to come, what should I do then?
At this moment, the bell for the next night's self-study just rang, and the students disbanded and went home.
Liang Jingwen breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's good that school is over, otherwise it will definitely be hyped out, but I'm afraid that it will have a mixed reputation." ”
After the students who were studying at the moment left one after another, Liang Jingwen calmed down, thinking about the previous scene and the scene of the previous few days, when suddenly a spirit stirred and secretly exclaimed: Is it really just a coincidence that the self-study under the bell just rang? Or did he calculate? After thinking about it, he scolded secretly: "If it was really he who had calculated it a long time ago, this ...... This Nima is too smart! ”
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"Big brother, Brother Shu'er, ancestor, our ancestor. You're so godly, this Nima can handle it! The bamboo pole sighed, a look of horror.
Just now I heard them bet that a few classmates surrounded them: "Master, master, your disciples still can't accept disciples, let's worship you as a teacher!" ”
Yang Shu said magnificently: "A month's breakfast, those who see it have a share." At the moment, there are 8 people, and you will be given a discount, two days per person. ”
Bamboo pole said unconvinced: "If you can get the principal's daughter, I will bet you on breakfast for a semester." ”
Yang Shu was puzzled: "The principal's daughter? How I don't know. ”
Bamboo pole smiled: "It's the third year of high school now." ”
Yang Shu scolded: "Why don't you die?" ”
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The days of this kind of life are very fast, and it is a new year.
On New Year's Day, all the girls who have received psychological counseling from Poplar send carefully packaged New Year's wishes. After the carnival of the New Year's Day party, Yang Shu leaned in the classroom after the New Year's Day party, looked at the withered branches outside the window, and thought to himself that after the end of the New Year's Day, there was still a week before the final exam.
Then he tilted his head and shook it, and sighed secretly: Hey, it doesn't matter, anyway, I won't be divided into classes this semester, and I don't know if I choose liberal arts or science, I'm talking about it next semester.
Under this happy life, the poplar has long forgotten the promise he made before he arrived at the specialty class and the head teacher of the new experimental class.