Chapter 0262, [Gentlemen are not as good as girls/three watches]

No wonder there has been such an old saying since ancient times, "Three years of Qing Governor's Mansion, 100,000 snowflakes of silver." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

This rat-tailed county order didn't even bother to deceive, and he directly robbed it when he came up, no wonder Qin was destroyed by the second emperor, the six kingdoms did not return to their hearts, the emperor was mediocre, and the superstructure was not right, but the biggest reason may be the following lawless parents and officials.

If they hadn't acted recklessly and oppressed the people, the people would have a good life, but it would be strange that they would rebel.

"This matter has nothing to do with you, No, the food money you are given, and the more you will be rewarded." Zhu Jun ignored the servants who wanted to come to take the board from the left and the right, and took out a piece of silver and threw it to the hotel shopkeeper.

In his opinion, these are two different things, and the food money still has to be given, not to mention that the dog meat is really good, a silver ingot, worth it.

Then, Zhu Jun froze the yacha, and said to the rat-tailed county magistrate who stared at the white-eyed sparkle in the shopkeeper's arms: "Dog officer, do you know what it means to peel the skin and light the sky lantern?" ”

Daqin started to use the idea of legalism, although the criminal law is harsh, but there is no cruel punishment. On the contrary, the six eastern countries ruled the country with Confucianism, but the cruel punishments were endless.

The Great Qin unified the six countries to abolish all kinds of harsh punishments, and the county order has not heard of the punishment of skinning for more than ten years, and as for lighting the sky lantern, I have never heard of it.

So he sneered: "What's the matter? Do you want to skin your own officer? ”

"No, I'm suddenly thinking about lighting your sky lantern." Zhu Jun smiled.

The county commander suddenly frowned, and said coldly: "What is lighting a sky lantern?" ”

"You have really wasted ten years in the cold window, and you have never even heard of such a tall sky lantern, you are really lonely and unheard, and you don't know how to learn." After Zhu Jun said some nonsense, he continued: "It's fun to light a sky lantern, just dig a small eye on your Tianling Gai, and then put a wick to light it." Ah! At that time, it will be difficult for you to die, it will slowly burn the fat off your body like candlelight, and it will take a day or two at the earliest! The more I talk about it, the more I want to see how many days you can burn it! ”

"Hahaha...... It's a good light lantern, and the officials you said are a little curious, and they also want to see how many days you can burn as a pariah. The county magistrate didn't know that the officials under his command had been frozen and unable to move or speak. He saw that lighting the sky lantern was so interesting, so he also had the idea of trying it on Zhu Jun, "Come on!" Tie up this untouchable to this official, and we will also increase our knowledge today....... Hahaha........"

After laughing, seeing that the officials were still motionless, he couldn't help but 'snap', pressed his hand on the table, and said angrily: "Why don't you do it yet?" Do you want the official to do it himself? ”

"Hey, hey." Zhu Jun hugged his arms and smiled, "You can't call them, now you should be worried about yourself." ”

"You, you, what kind of magic did you use? You, you want to kill the court officials, do you want to rebel? "The county order is obviously a master who bullies the weak and is afraid of the hard, and when he saw that the younger brothers couldn't move, he immediately raised the court, wanting to scare Zhu Jun away.

"The court is a bird. Come on you! As soon as Zhu Jun raised his hand, the legs of the county commander ran to Zhu Jun without obeying the call.

The county magistrate was immediately frightened, and repeatedly told forgiveness, "Oops! O living immortals! Your old heart is so good to let go of the little dog's life! ”

"If I let you go, let's talk about it! Over the years you have been an official, how much people's fat and people's ointment have you collected? You'd better think about the answer clearly, otherwise, hum ........" Zhu Jun sneered.

"Down, down, down, no ........" The county magistrate wanted to lie, but suddenly felt like a needle prick on his body, and hurriedly shouted: "I said, I said, Xiaguan, this, these, over the years, greed, embezzlement of more than 100,000 yuan, as long as the fairy grandfather spares me, spare me, this, all this money, all for you........ Yes! Really, that's all. ”

"Soft bones." Zhu Jun muttered, and then nodded, "Then where is all the money?" ”

"After, in the rockery of the backyard garden." The county commander replied honestly.

"Shopkeeper, you go and call all the villagers and elders in the county, and say that the master has made money." Zhu Jun turned around and said to the old shopkeeper who was already scared and weak-legged.

He originally thought that the old shopkeeper would be happy because he had money to make, but he shook his head, "Thank you for thinking about the people of our county, but the old man didn't dare to do this, if the court knew, the people of the county would be executed.........."

Zhu Jun nodded, and admitted that he was thinking too simply, he seemed to help the people here, but in fact he harmed them. Then he patted his ass and left, but the people would suffer from the war.

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun raised his hand and drew a rune paper in the palm of his hand, slapped it into the head of the county order, and said: "I won't kill you now, but I put a talisman in your head, if you dare to do bad things again, you will immediately die without a place to be buried." ”

The county magistrate knew that Zhu Jun was actually playing tricks, so he nodded vigorously and assured, and thanked Zhu Jun for his grace not to kill.

In the end, Zhu Jun took a ten-pound knife coin from the county order as a coil on the road, and took away two stagecoaches as foot strength.

But he ignored a problem.

Meng Jiangnu can't ride a horse........

What's the matter?

I'm afraid it's too late to learn.

Two people riding a horse?

If Meng Jiangnu was really the kind of person who was not formal, she would not have traveled through mountains and rivers to find her husband for ten years for her husband, who had only been married for three days. For this, she almost took her life.

As for hiring a sedan chair driver to carry the sedan chair, forget it!

At the speed of three shakes in one step, Fan Xiliang died early and there was not even a scum left.

Helpless, Zhu Jun had no choice but to take Meng Jiangnu to a manor outside the city, wanting to buy a carriage with the family.

Everyone is out, is it the one who lacks the money?

Needless to say, he was coaxed out, and the angry Zhu Jun almost robbed it.

But there is no endless road to the mountains, and when they came out of their homes, they happened to catch an old farmer who was driving an ox cart out of the city to return home.

Zhu Jun didn't say a word, took out two knife coins, bought the frame of the ox cart from the old farmer, put it on the horse and drove away.

.................

Even if the carriage was fast, it ran out for more than 30 miles in one breath.

At first, Zhu Jun felt that the bump felt like he was swinging, which was refreshing.

But after a long time, he couldn't stand it anymore, and the bones were about to fall apart.

His bones were about to fall apart, not to mention the weak woman Meng Jiangnu.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhu Jun turned around, she saw that Meng Jiangnu had long since lost her appearance, but she was still gritting her teeth and insisting, which can be seen in her heart, now that she is a little faster, she can reunite with her husband earlier.

................. Nima, a big man is not as good as a girl.

(To be continued.) )