Chapter 5 Buns

After walking a few kilometers on the mountain road to the entrance of the village, after taking a car for 5 hours, I walked a few kilometers again, and finally found the Dakai City Ethnic Characteristics Middle School. At this time, he was exhausted, so he sat at www.biquge.info the school gate and took out a bun and nibbled on a few bites. At this moment, the sky is getting dark, looking at the gate of Dakai City National Characteristic Middle School, the weak lights set off his bright eyes, and he secretly vowed to enter the experimental class.

At night, the poplar tree walks alone in the urban area, where the nightlife is bright, and people and cars are still in an endless stream on the street. Night market stalls, bars, disco, sauna massage, foot bath city, game hall and so on are tall and colorful, all dazzling in front of the poplars. The weather is so cold, these women are still arrogantly thinly dressed, bare-chested and exposed, and ultra-short and plump buttocks. If you want to be in the countryside, almost all the people in the village are asleep, and if anyone still comes out at this time, they must go to the fields to see the water or catch fish. If anyone dresses like this, it must be a female ghost, and they will ask a sorcerer to ward off evil spirits and provide disaster relief.

I was tired as I walked, thinking that I only had the 100 yuan my father gave me and the 50 yuan my mother quietly stuffed into him when he left home. He didn't know what the situation would be tomorrow, so he didn't dare to spend money on staying in a hotel, so he rolled up a roll of hay and slept in a bridge hole. In the countryside, sometimes I go to catch game and steal fruits, and I often take the sky as a seat and the earth as a bed, but I am also used to it. It's just that I can't sleep, I don't know if I'm afraid that I won't be able to take the exam tomorrow because my thoughts are too chaotic these days.

Sleeping on the cold ground and blowing a sharp cold wind, he especially wants to be rich, so that he can sleep in a big hotel, give his parents a decent life, and let all the people who lost their dignity come back......

The next morning, when the sun was shining warmly on the poplar, he opened his confused eyes and rubbed his hands. Suddenly, his legs flicked and he grunted. It's bad, the sun is shining on the buttocks, has the exam started, so I rushed to Dakai Characteristic National Middle School.

The school gate was already full of countless students, and there were several long queues lined up in two squares. I saw that the left square was hung with the "Elite Experimental Class", and the right square was hung with the "Characteristic Start-up Class". The class introduction, enrollment conditions, enrollment information, and the demeanor of previous students next to the phalanx are listed one by one. In particular, the characteristic start-up class is either a business tycoon or a political tycoon, which is very eye-catching. Let the students who came to apply for the exam hear their voices before they see them, and the blood of the beast boils.

Poplar is naturally no exception, this face, scale, and conditions do not know how many times higher than the county seat, sorting out and sorting out thoughts, and resolutely lined up behind the long queue of characteristic start-up classes.

The enrollment method of the middle school is different, as long as there are no missing arms or legs in the 10-14 years old, you can be tested, but the admission requirements are much higher. The starting line of the elite experimental class is 125, and the bottom line of the characteristic start-up class is also 115.

When Poplar was sorting out the enrollment information, he only heard a loud shout, "It's over", and a girl with braided hair called excitedly. The person in the audience showed a shocked look, all kinds of envy and jealousy.

After about 2 hours, I only heard one sentence: "Unqualified, next".

The last test was only 108, I don't know if I can get to the starting line this time. Poplar settled down and walked over with a firm gaze.

The test was a middle-aged woman, wearing a royal blue skirt, with phoenix eyes, cherry mouth, willow leaf curved eyebrows, and her facial features were particularly delicate in every place, but they were extremely coordinated together. "Are you ready?" The middle-aged woman asked softly with a smile.

Yang Shu was so frightened that he jumped suddenly, and sighed why the examiners in the city and the county No. 1 Middle School had changed so much, and subconsciously replied: "Ready."

After about ten minutes, the answer was completed.

This time, the examiner still showed the same expression as the examiner of the county No. 1 Middle School last time, frowned, and said softly: "Strange thing, this is the first time I have seen this situation." 108, unqualified"

Yang Shu was dumbfounded at this time, and all illusions were shattered at once.

"What's your name?"

"Poplar"

"Please wait a moment and test again."

Yang Shu seemed to see a turning point again, and said hesitantly: "Test again?" ”

"Let's get started"

Ten minutes later, another ten minutes passed, and Poplar finished answering the question twice in a row.

"If you are 108 in the test three times, it means that you should be 108, and it should not be wrong, then you will not be qualified." The middle-aged woman is very serious.

Since the poplar tree was tested three times in a row, half an hour passed, and the candidates behind were naturally agitated.

"What's so noisy?" At this moment, a strong man in his 50s walked over and shouted.

"There is a candidate who has taken the test three times, and it has been half an hour, and he is only coming out now." A little boy replied.

The poplar's steps are very slow and heavy, like carrying a thousand pounds of burden, not knowing where to go, not knowing where to go.

"Wait, what's your name?" The strong man walked up to the poplar tree, and his voice was neither salty nor light.

Poplar looked at the strong man indifferently and responded "poplar".

Seeing the indifferent expression of the poplar tree, the strong man naturally guessed the result: "Oh? I heard that you took the exam three times just now, why? ”

"I don't know, the teacher just let me take the test three times, all of them were 108" Yang Shu's voice was a little low.

"Oh? I don't know, you wait here first. I'll ask what's going on," the strong man didn't care if the poplar tree would really wait, and walked into the examination room after speaking. I secretly said in my heart: Those who can make the teacher take the test three times will only have one or two every year, which is a bit interesting.

The strong man also ignored the middle-aged woman's ongoing test and asked, "The candidate just now took the test three times, what happened?" ”

The middle-aged woman saw the strong man and replied a little reservedly: "Yes." Strange to say, I've been working for more than a decade, and this is the first time I've encountered this situation. All three exams were 108, and the value must be correct. The blame is that the candidate's logic, reasoning, and comprehension abilities are full marks three times, while the ability to image, imagine, and abstract is zero points, plus sporadic memory, which constitutes 108 points. It's simply unheard of. ”

The strong man groaned for a moment, thinking to himself: the left brain is full marks, and the right brain is zero points. Genius in math and physics? There was once such a genius who was let go of himself to the provincial middle school, and now he regrets it faintly. After adjusting his thoughts, he said to the middle-aged woman: "Let that candidate continue the test below in a while, and see if there are any other specialties." ”

"This ......" Seeing that the strong man's eyes were unspoken, the middle-aged woman glanced at the strong man, and turned her voice to say, "Okay, good." Anyway, you're up to the question. ”

The strong man should not have seen it, and went to the other examination rooms as if nothing happened.

Poplar naturally did not know about the conversation between them. But the strong man asked him to wait, and he would definitely not let go of even the slightest possibility. The middle-aged woman called Yang Shu back, asked him to be with the students who had taken the exam first, and instructed: Prepare well and give full play to the special test in the afternoon.

Poplar went inside and sat down and pinched his thigh: "Ouch". I wasn't dreaming, I really passed by mistake. For a while, the faces of his parents and the fifth uncle's concern appeared in his mind, and a knowing smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

"Alright, that's it for today's first round of testing. For the rest of you, please come back tomorrow. With an announcement on the campus radio. The candidates on campus left in a bustling manner, and when they saw the selected students, they were secretly ruthless and must become one of them.

The middle-aged woman who tested came in and said kindly, "Next is meal time, come with me." After speaking, regardless of everyone's thoughts, he walked straight to the cafeteria, and a group of 12 people naturally followed the middle-aged woman to the destination. There were already more than 60 people lined up at the destination, and everyone had curiosity and apprehension on their faces, wondering how could there be so many candidates?

"First of all, congratulations to all of you. Today is the last day of this week's admissions test, and everyone is a student who passed the first round of this week's special experimental class. However, please rejoice too early, the special test is the core of the special start-up class. So whether you can really be admitted depends on your performance in the afternoon. Next, it's time for lunch. At two o'clock in the afternoon, we will gather in the characteristic building of the school for a specialty test. After the middle-aged woman finished speaking, she asked a few seniors to maintain order and line up for a meal.

The so-called meal is actually some granular chocolate biscuit grains. To put it bluntly, it is breaded with chocolate and cream on the outside, and biscuits on the inside, the purpose is convenient, pollution-free, and easy to fill.

The seniors maintained the order: "Divide into 8 rows, stand in order of height and shortness, like me." "Everyone is lining up in a haphazard manner." Speed, fast and fast. Whoever is slow and doesn't stand in line will leave and go home immediately. Hearing this, in less than 2 minutes, the 60-person team actually stood up by magic.

"Because there are more students this year than in previous years, the food originally prepared according to previous years is limited, so the next group to catch it by themselves, only one is allowed to be grabbed by hand, and the number of catches is as much as it gets." The senior shouted informed.

"It's not fair, we have smaller hands than the big ones. It must be that they have the upper hand. A candidate standing in the front row said anxiously.

"Fair? It's fair, you're smaller than others, and you don't eat as much as others. Less nonsense, if you feel unfair, go where you feel fair. Begin! It is not allowed to talk to each other, and whoever is making noise is invited to come out of the queue. The senior shouted impatiently, and the noisy scene instantly quieted down.

The candidates tried to pull their fingers and make their hands bigger.

Poplar was in the first place in the 6th column, muttering that he hadn't eaten breakfast in the morning, that was it for lunch, and that he didn't know what to drink in the afternoon. The thumb of his right hand rests on his chin, and his index finger rubs the bridge of his nose, which is the signature gesture of the poplar whenever he thinks about it.

The candidates took their lunches one after another in order, and those who took more would always dance with their eyebrows, dancing and comparing their grasping process with the students on the left and right.

The "6th group" gave the order, and in the blink of an eye it was to the poplars. The poplar walked up to him in a daze, but he was motionless and stupid. Her eyes were only staring at this senior sister who was in high school, and she seemed to be fascinated by the beautiful senior sister in front of her. The senior sister saw that Yang Shu was staring at her fascinated, her cheeks were slightly red, and she said softly: "Hurry up, there are still people lining up behind." ”

"Ah" Yang Shu still looked at the senior sister stupidly, but did not make any movement.

At this time, the classmates in the back all shouted. "Hurry up, dirt buns."

At this time, the poplar tree is indeed a veritable soil bun from any angle. Yesterday I was already tired for a day, and I slept on the ground east of the bridge for another night, and I got up this morning for fear of being late and missing the exam, and my clothes were dirty, my hair was messy, and my face was not washed and I arrived at the examination room.

Hearing everyone's shouting, the poplar turned a deaf ear, unmoved, nerd-like, rustic. looked straight at the senior sister.

As the shouting in the back became louder and louder, the senior sister thought that the first time this bun entered the city, it must be to see herself fascinated, thinking that it was the first time someone looked at herself so obsessively, and sighed slightly: "Stretch out your pocket, then." Poplar was so stupid that the senior sister forcibly put the food in his pocket and pushed him away.

Then Yang Shu was naturally the focus of discussion among the others, and his eyes were full of disgust and contempt, and even the classmates who had spoken to him next to him just now inadvertently moved a little away from him. The amount of food grabbed has become a topic that everyone has been discussing and comparing, "I have 12 grains". "I have 14 grains". "Hmph, I have 16 grains, the most. Is there anyone more than me? Hahahaha"

Poplar touched his pocket, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously tilted upwardβ€”24 grains.

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