82.Chapter 82
Wu Zitong never expected that Lin Chen, who was so drunk that he was foaming at the mouth two hours ago, now seems to be killing a dog in high spirits!
What's going on? Not to mention that it is impossible to be so sober after two hours of deep drunkenness, it is too unbelievable to kill a dog in the lobby of a pharmacy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It's not that you can't kill as a doctor, but at least find a remote and quiet location.
Wu Zitong stopped and stood by the window listening carefully to the movement in the lobby.
"The anesthetic is finally ready, and it will be completely effective in about five minutes!" It was Lu Shaoqing's voice: "Poor my hand was also bitten by this beast, fortunately there is no bleeding, I guess I don't need to take the rabies vaccine!" ”
"No, your daughter-in-law often kisses with it, if there is rabies, you two will die long ago!" Lin Chen said.
"Nonsense, my daughter-in-law doesn't want to kiss me, she thinks my mouth is stinky, she will kiss this brute?"
"She loves this golden retriever much more than she loves you, you make it like this now, be careful that your daughter-in-law comes back to divorce you!"
"I don't want to ******, I just tied this guy to the door of the clinic, but I never expected that someone would be crazy riding a motorcycle in the alley, and the speed was at least sixty miles, otherwise the golden retriever would not have been so badly injured...... By the way, what are you going to do? When you come back, you're full of alcohol, don't you stop drinking? ”
It turned out that it wasn't killing the dog, it seemed that it was going to operate on the dog, Wu Zitong was about to push the door in, but he heard Lin Chendese's voice again, and his footsteps suddenly became sluggish.
"Hehe, you don't believe it when you say it, my brother has already taken Wu Yuanyuan down, don't laugh so obscenely, what I'm talking about has conquered her heart. But since it has captured her heart, conquering her flesh is very simple, a matter of minutes! ”
"Still blowing? Brother has been deceived by you once, and I took off the posters in the booth......" Lu Shaoqing said contemptuously: "That Huaxia princess level, with a wide vision and a lot of knowledge, I don't know how many men there are behind her, how can a love idiot like you handle it?" ”
"You are wrong, the more noble the status, the purer it is, because the status is a natural shield, blocking the pursuit of ninety-nine percent of ordinary civilian class boys, and the remaining one percent is out of fear or inferiority, and few dare to chase boldly, so in fact, Wu Yuanyuan is very pure...... Today, I first used the strategy of trying to get away with it, and burned the statement in front of her!
"What a fool, without the statement, what reason do you have to contact Wu Yuanyuan?"
"You know a fart, the pursuit of women's highest level is to attract women to chase back! I tore up the statement, which is equivalent to breaking the inherent mindset of women, they are ready for the man's stalking, but I didn't expect the other party to suddenly die down, just like the two warring parties, the winning side always has to further observe why the retreating side retreats, that is to say, women will be curious. Then, I used the second trick to confess affectionately, so that Wu Yuanyuan felt the joy of being liked and loved, and her heart immediately fluttered. Then in the third step, I made a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance of wielding a sword and slashing love, and officially gave up pursuing her in a drunken way. As a normal woman, she will feel lost, as if she has lost something, so she will definitely chase back...... If as expected, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, Wu Yuanyuan will definitely be able to chase after me to see me! ”
"Damn, this knowledge is so deep! Then Wu Yuanyuan is here, what are you going to do? ”
"Normally, she'll invite me to dinner, and if I don't get her attention during the meal, I'll get into a lot of trouble, so I'm going to make some big deals!"
Wu Zitong, who was eavesdropping outside the window, remembered Wu Yuanyuan's words in his mind: "Sister, how can you be like this? As a young girl, can't I have a little charming fantasy? …… Well, don't be so serious, I promise I won't fall in love with that cripple! At most, I will invite him to a meal tomorrow to express my apologies. ”
That's accurate! Wu Zitong couldn't help but admire Lin Chen's foresight ability, and at the same time he was also curious about what Lin Chen would do next.
"What's the feat?" In the room, Lu Shaoqing's interest was also raised.
But Lin Chen wanted to sell Guanzi: "Guess? ”
"Could it be drugged, I heard that Xuanqingtang's recent female estrus pill is very good!" Lu Shaoqing's voice was full of longing: "Mr. rice cooks mature rice!" ”
"What a shame!" Wu Zitong thought fiercely!
In the room, Lin Chen also reprimanded: "Only a shameless person like you would use such despicable means, of course I will use a more advanced one, that is, a hero to save beauty." You help me find a few hooligans to bully Wu Yuanyuan, and then I will come forward to save her! ”
"Cut, that's old-fashioned!"
"But it will work very well, and I am not the absolute protagonist of the hero I envisioned to save the beauty, and I have to give full play to Wu Yuanyuan's initiative. Let's do this tonight...... What is the effect? I was beaten to the point of no resistance, but the hooligans were also exhausted, and took the initiative to be beaten by Wu Yuanyuan to hug their heads and beg for mercy, and finally let Wu Yuanyuan hold me to escape from danger, I bet that the moment I escaped, Wu Yuanyuan must have a great sense of success, and was fully stimulated to the woman's natural motherhood, when the time comes, she will fall in love with me with all her heart! ”
"Damn, your plan is really, when did you become a master of love?" Lu Shaoqing deduced it for a while, and felt that Lin Chen's plan was too feasible, so he couldn't help but exclaim.
"The power of self-motivation, of course!" Lin Chen said triumphantly: "Wu Yuanyuan is at the level of a Chinese princess, if I marry her, it will be difficult to soar or not!" ”
"Brother Lin, from now on you are my own brother!" Lu Shaoqing said flatteringly: "From now on, you tell me to go east and not west, you let me chase chickens and I ducks, I just hope that Brother Lin will drag the little brother after you soar." ”
"That's for sure...... Has the anesthetic energy passed? Do you do it or do I do it? Lin Chen asked.
"Of course it's Brother Lin, I'll do it for you!"
"I'm a Chinese medicine practitioner, am I going to eat dog meat?"
"Brother Lin is a genius, isn't it a piece of cake to operate on a dog? I believe you! ”
Wu Zitong couldn't bear it anymore, kicked open the door of the medicine hall, and saw a big dog with golden hair in the middle of the room, Lin Chen and Lu Shaoqing squatted beside the big dog.
"Didn't expect that, did you?" Wu Zitong smiled coldly: "I can hear the shameless conversation of the two of you guys clearly outside the window, I really didn't expect that there are such filthy people as you in this world!" ”