Chapter 0173, [What should I do if I get on it?] 】
"Yo he........" Zhu Jun hurriedly got up and stepped back, dodging Ah Ke's legs, and said with a smile: "I can't see it, Miss Ah Ke's temper is not small!" ”
"Adulterous thief....... I'll kill you. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Seeing that a blow could not be achieved, Ah Ke did not give up, so he grabbed the teacup on the table and threw it at Zhu Jun.
"I'll go ........" Zhu Jun stretched out his hand and took the teacup, "It's a pity that I have a good cup of tea!" Be a man! Know how to save. ”
"You ......" Ah Ke stomped his foot angrily, raised his fist, and rushed directly towards Zhu Jun.
There was a crackling, Ah Ke panted tiredly, and then he was stunned for half a minute next to Zhu Jun, "You....... Woo, woo, master, you are there! Help me! ”
Seeing Ah Ke squatting down and crying in a low voice, Zhu Jun couldn't help but be stunned. Thought, the joke was too much?
So he walked up to Ah Ke, squatted down, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Don't cry, I'm joking with you." ”
"Are you kidding that? What do you think of me...... Woo woo...... "The more Ake cried, the more sad he became, and finally he cried directly, crying a pear blossom with rain, which made people feel pity."
Zhu Jun is about to regret his intestines now, why do you provoke such an innocent little girl, it is better to let him fend for himself in Wu Sangui.
Also, even in modern society, ordinary inexperienced hairy girls may not be able to withstand Zhu Jun's behavior. What's more, it was a girl in the Ming and Qing dynasties who was poisoned by Zhu Chengli.
"Oh, my aunt, don't cry, okay?" After a while, no matter whether Zhu Jun persuaded or threatened, Ah Ke never stopped crying, and it seemed that there was an intensifying meaning.
"I don't care, you're going to kill you, woo, you're staining my innocence, I'm going to kill you......." Anyway, Ake just didn't buy it, she knew that she couldn't win, so she couldn't stop crying, and she didn't know what her purpose was.
"Hey!" Zhu Jun shook his head and sighed, paused, and said, "You can't kill me, and I can't kill myself, so why don't you want me to kill you?" I can't do it either. ”
After speaking, Zhu Jun pinched his chin and paused for a while before gritting his teeth and saying, "Otherwise!" Count me wrong, count me for lacking virtue *** I'm responsible for you, okay? ”
"Huh?" Ah Ke suddenly stopped speaking, looked at Zhu Jun in a daze, and said blankly: "How can you be responsible?" ”
"How do you think you can be responsible other than being my woman?" Zhu Jun shrugged his shoulders and said.
"What? You...... You........ Wow...... Woo woo...... "It's okay if Zhu Jun doesn't say it, but when he says that Ah Ke is crying, it can be described as heartbreaking, "Dirty my innocence, and now you want to bully me....... Wow wow........"
It's okay not to cry, but when he cried, Zhu Jun almost didn't faint to death.
"Uh......" Zhu Jun swallowed his saliva, and was just about to speak, when he heard a rough roar from next door, "What's the noise?" Still don't let people sleep? ”
Then, a woman's voice came, "Where did the crying and crying mourning star provoke the old lady and kill all your dogs and men........"
If you can't beat the man in front of you, can't you beat you old lady?
Thinking of this, Ah Ke slapped the table, raised his hand to dry his tears, and said angrily: "Who are you scolding? Come on! Let's kill! I don't want to live anymore anyway. ”
"Hey! The old lady has a temper tantrum, see if I don't kill you? ”
"Come on! Come on! You're the hooves! ”
"You're sassy, you're sassy in your whole family."
"Your whole family is a sassy hoof, and your ancestors have been for eighteen generations......."
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Compared with the shrew scolding the street next door, Ake is young and has less experience, so he can't scold at all, so he can only follow behind to pick up the shrews and scold the left, and he suffers everywhere.
"What are you plugging ears? Or is it not a man, and they don't help me? In the end, Ah Ke really couldn't scold, and when he subconsciously wanted to find someone to help, he saw Zhu Junzheng covering his ears with his hands and burying his head in the teacup to drink water, and suddenly pinched his waist angrily and lost his temper.
Zhu Jun raised his head and said with an innocent face: "I'm not your man, why should I help you?" ”
"You ......." Ah Ke stomped his foot angrily and said hurriedly: "Help me scold back first." ”
Hey?
As long as you help her fight, you can win her heart?
Really?
Thinking of this, Zhu Jun 'snorted', tore off a piece of white cloth from his body, and said, "Establish words as evidence........"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Jun regretted it, he was just joking, just trying to have fun, how could he be called real with a girl?
But before he could take back the cloth, the cloth was snatched away by Ah Ke, only to see her bite her finger, swish, and write on it that as long as Zhu Jun helps her scold the winning shrew, she will be with him for the rest of her life.
"Huh? Right now....... It's up to you. Ah Ke picked up the cloth and unfolded it to Zhu Jun, obviously not crazy, this is going to be real.
Zhu Jun pinched his chin and looked at Ah Ke for a while, and hesitated: "You're really not joking?" ”
Seeing that Ah Ke nodded affirmatively, Zhu Jun shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Then the young master will accompany you crazy for a while." ”
After the words fell, he stood up, raised his head and chest, and scolded in the direction next door: "I xx your sister, I xx your sister, I xx you ..........."
For a while, the entire inn was like an earthquake, shaking, and dust and smoke were everywhere, only surrounding Zhu Jun's scolding and Ah Ke's cheerful cheering.
"Help!"
"I want to check out ......"
"Murder!"
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After dawn, in the grove outside Kunming, Ah Ke followed Zhu Jun inch by inch, and Zhu Jun's head was big, "Ah Ke girl, I'm joking, don't follow me, okay, go find your master!" ”
"I don't ........" Ah Ke shook his head stubbornly, took out a note and said: "You want me to set up a note, the children of the rivers and lakes should be trustworthy, and I will follow you in this life." What's more, you pay it back, you pay it back, you still scare others, you have to be responsible. ”
"Am I wrong, okay? Shall I apologize to you? Not yet? Is it out of contention? I give it to you? Please don't follow me. Zhu Jun hurriedly took out a few ingots of silver from his body and held them in his hand, and said with a sad face.
He steals and steals, but he never thought of bringing a living back!
If you want Li Mengmeng to know, you have to make a fuss.
Even if you don't take into account your girlfriend's feelings, you have to pass your mother's level!
If Li Mengmeng broke up with him, and told his mother about it, with his mother's temper, it would be strange if he didn't kill the imperial capital, and he didn't know what the chaos would be.
........................ Tell me, what did Zhu Jun receive? Or don't you accept it? (To be continued.) )