Chapter 64: The Unspoken Joke
Kaori just watched when she was cooking, and Tian Chukai felt that Kaori seemed to be a little angry with herself, and she didn't know where she offended the other party, but it shouldn't be a big problem. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
When eating, Kaori didn't eat less, and Tian Chuqiu also misestimated Kaori's appetite, so Tian Chuqiu and the rest of the monsters didn't eat well.
Xiao Suzu also dared to be angry with Kaori, Tian Zhongqiu was also very helpless, this woman is too good to eat, I don't know if it's because she can eat because she is angry, or maybe people with high combat effectiveness can eat it, anyway, Tian Zhongqiu just doesn't eat much.
"Xiaoling, I'll leave the matter of brushing the pot and washing the dishes to you, I won't worry about you today, you can go to the shed to eat snacks after finishing work, I bought a few cans of canned fruit, but you can only eat one can today, you know?" Tian Zhongqiu had more time in the evening, so he handed over the work to Xiaoling, and he was going to talk to the Snow Girl.
I don't know that I still have to ask the Snow Girl for help, Tian Zhongqiu has never regarded the Snow Girl as his own god, but only as a helper, not a subordinate.
Today's events Snow Girl should not be aware of it, the place where the Snow Girl rests is a white ice and snow area with ice and snow accumulation in the north, and the temperature here is affected by the power of the Snow Girl, and the Snow Girl does not live here, she lives in the ice and snow world.
The Flower and Bird Scroll corresponds to the painting realm, that is, the world in the painting, which is a small world attached to this big world, and only a specific way can you go to that world.
The Snow Maiden corresponds to the Ice and Snow World, a world where there is only ice and snow and pure ice and snow creatures.
A world like this close to the origin is a very dangerous place, even if it is a monster of the same attribute, it will gradually die out after being sucked in, and there is no way to replenish energy there, and only the corresponding native creatures of the corresponding world can obtain energy that can restore their own energy in the corresponding world.
Not every Snow Girl can enter the ice and snow world, September is not an ordinary Snow Girl, it is the Snow Girl born from the Snow Mountain, after being born, she became the intermediary between the Snow Mountain and the Ice and Snow World, and her mission is to take care of the link between the two worlds.
It's not closed, it's not expanded, it's like a goalkeeper, but it doesn't let creatures that don't meet the requirements enter that world, and it also has the duty to protect the gate.
September is that you can enter the ice and snow world at any time, Tian Zhongqiu also asked September about the ice and snow world, September said that the current Tian Zhongqiu is dead if he goes in, so Tian Zhongqiu did not do that kind of death.
"Kaori, can humans live in the painting world all the time?" Tian Zhongqiu has never been into the ice and snow world, but has entered the world in the painting, the scenery in the painting world is very good, there is a warm fragrance of flowers in the air, Tian Zhongqiu likes the scenery there.
Kaori walked towards the north of the house with Tian Zhongqiu, and after hearing Tian Zhongqiu's inquiry, he said: "It can be, but if it's okay, it's better to go less, the painting environment we entered before was opened up by the flower and bird roll itself, and after entering, it will be bound by the rules there, and it's okay for a short time, but it will be very uncomfortable after a long time, and the guy who is the flower and bird roll just likes to draw something that makes people cry." ”
It should be the attribute of a literary girl, Tian Zhongqiu thought silently, but when he thought of the shape of the flower and bird roll, Tian Zhongqiu felt that it was a little inappropriate to use a literary girl to describe the flower and bird roll, and it should be more suitable for a literary young woman.
People with this attribute just like to draw something with depth, Tian Zhongqiu doesn't like this kind of thing with depth, and feels that if he tells a joke to the flowers and birds in the painting, the other party may beat him......
What a bunch of monsters with no sense of humor!
Tian Zhongqiu doesn't know if these guardians who take care of another world are all of this kind of character, anyway, Tian Zhongqiu was beaten when he told a joke on the Snow Girl's side for the first time, and this time looking at the performance of the flower and bird rolls, Tian Zhongqiu felt that if he told a joke to a young woman in literature and art, he should probably be beaten.
Last time it was an SR.,Three of us plus two SRs plus the help of the principles of nature to suppress it.,And this time, although Kaori helped.,But Tian Zhongqiu still gave up trying to tell jokes in the painting.。
I don't know how to tell jokes, but if I really enter the world of painting and don't have to worry about being beaten, what kind of joke should I tell?
Thinking of this, Tian Zhongqiu thought about it seriously, feeling that if he couldn't come up with a funny joke, he would be a bit of a failure.
It's one thing to do it or not, it's another thing to be able to do it or not, Tian Zhongqiu is thinking very hard, not for others, just to see if you can do it.
Kaori was looking at the surrounding barren forest boringly, and suddenly felt something at this time, so she turned her head to look at Tian Zhongqiu, and said very seriously: "Sir, I feel that if you go any further, you will be beaten." ”
Tian Zhongqiu looked ahead, a little worried, not knowing what was going on, "There is an ambush ahead?" Didn't you say that I avoided the Bloodlight Plague? ”
"The master can't be wrong, the disaster that the master said must be in the past, and there is no ambush ahead, that is, there is a snow girl who has a relationship with you, there is no problem, but I can't find the problem below, I just feel that if you continue to move forward just now, you will be beaten." Kaori believes in her master very much, and she also believes in her own judgment, and says with great certainty.
Tian Zhongqiu was a little puzzled, "You mean that if I go forward now, I won't be beaten?" ”
"Yes! The feeling of being under is very accurate.,For the owner.,The ability to be under is also very useful.,Especially when there are some targeted attacks.,You can clearly sense the danger under it.,Mr. should have no problem now.。 Kaori also thought about it for a while, and when she spoke, she thought of a possibility, and also frowned and looked at Tian Zhongqiu, and said with some embarrassment: "Sir, although you have escaped a disaster, but if you continue to cause trouble, sir, it will not be within the judgment of my master, and my master's divination has disappeared after the fulfillment." ”
Tian Zhongqiu seems to understand, to put it simply, if he continued to think about that joke just now, he would probably be beaten......
"Kaori, can the Shikijin in your Shikijin Illustrated Book run out on his own?" Tian Zhongqiu asked cautiously.
"Of course you can.,The Shishen Illustrated Book and the Imperial Soul Illustrated Book are not the same.,The Imperial Soul Illustrated Book is all hand-made in the next hand.,And the same is true in the Shishen Illustrated Book.,But SSR is different from ordinary monsters.,Sir, you should also know.,The more advanced the monster, the more difficult it is to subdue.,And even if it's accepted.,The status will not be worse than that of the Onmyoji.,It's definitely not going to be called at will like N cards.。 As far as I know, the Onmyoji rarely get along with the SSRs on an equal footing, and more often they are in the situation of begging those SSRs. ”
"As for Zaixia, Zai Xia is not an onmyoji, Zai Xia and the Shikijin in this book are just ordinary cooperative relations, they usually listen to Zaixia's calls, because Zai Xia is stronger than them!"
Kaori said immodest words very modestly, and Tanakata sounded like "this woman is so awesome".
"Then you haven't answered my question, what happens if the SSRs get out of your book? I mean the kind of situation where you force yourself out and don't listen to you. Tian Zhongqiu asked.
"Sir is too worried, I am relying on my real ability to subdue those SSRs, either by other means, or by using the weapons and power below, so the SSR in this will not easily betray the below, and in the hands of the next is actually only a part of those top monsters, it will not cause big trouble to the next, and the price of betrayal is that this part of the power is gone, and this kind of thing will not happen without special circumstances." Kaori felt that Tanakata was thinking too much.
Tian Zhongqiu's expression was very indescribable, and at this time he still chose to turn around and go home, so don't tell jokes in the future......
Obviously, I just want to do something interesting, but if I get beaten for this reason, it won't be fun at all.
A friend's friend is not a friend, and the master's subordinates are not colleagues, and for youkai, there is no such complicated relationship, just like the relationship between the Snow Girl and the little Suzu Yura, Tian Zhongqiu believes that Kaori's subordinates will not swallow their anger when they look at Kaori's face, so it's better not to provoke that literary young woman.
"Sir, are we going back?" Kaori saw Tian Chuqiu walking back, so she followed, she thought that Tian Chuqiu was going to see the Snow Girl.
Tian Zhongqiu didn't have that kind of interest, and said sullenly: "Well, I want to go home and lie in the quilt to play with my mobile phone, you can find a place to sleep by yourself, and then go back after breakfast tomorrow." ”
With Kaori here, Tian Zhongqiu couldn't be happy.
Kaori nodded, and found another shortcoming of Tian Zhongqiu.