"Uh...... This, Xiao Yu! You have also seen that our family is not as good as General Xiang's mansion, there is a single bed, and it is not suitable for anyone to sleep on the ground. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info or not, let's squeeze? When our family's conditions are better in the future, we will move to a big house. After returning home, Zhu Jun saw that Yu Ji was at a loss, standing in front of the window in a daze, so he wanted to tease her and liven up the atmosphere.

After speaking, he deliberately put on a gentleman's frank expression and said: "Don't worry, although I, Zhu Jun, am not a decent gentleman, I also understand the truth that my friend's wife should not be bullied......"

"Brother Zhu, you ......" Yu Ji suddenly blushed with embarrassment, turned around and said angrily: "If you speak lightly again, the slave family will tell Brother Xiang to go." ”

"Uh......"

Isn't this girl stupid! I know how to use Xiang Yu to press me.

It's just that you're afraid you don't know, Xiang Yu can't kill me at all, hehe.

But on the surface, Zhu Jun still pretended to be very exaggerated, and waved his hand again and again: "Don't mind, your big brother Xiang's arms are thicker than my waist......"

"Puff......" Before Zhu Jun finished speaking, Yu Ji couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Brother Xiang is as exaggerated as you said." ”

After speaking, he continued: "Since there is a lot of inconvenience, the slave is willing to stay in the inn for a few days, I don't know what Brother Zhu thinks?" ”

"Uh......"

What are you kidding, the small hotel is not safe, and the big hotel is expensive and scary, and before Xiang Yu came to pick you up, I will go bankrupt first.

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun rolled his eyes, spread his hands and said, "The inn is too expensive, and ordinary people like me can afford it." ”

To put it bluntly, in a word, I don't have any money, you can do it!

"Don't bother Brother Zhu." Yu Ji pursed her lips and smiled, took out a small floral purse from her sleeve, and lit it up in front of Zhu Jun, "When leaving, Brother Xiang prepared a coil for the slave family, and it should be enough to stay for a while." ”

I'll go, little vault!

Zhu Jun didn't need to look at it to know that it contained either gold or a knife coin called half a tael, and he couldn't use it directly at all, so he couldn't help but say proudly: "It's really unfortunate, this kind of money is used here." ”

After speaking, he took out a red Grandpa Mao from his wallet and shook it in front of Yu Ji.

"Ah......h

After seeing the strange coins that were harder than cloth and softer than gold, Yu Ji looked down at the purse in her hand, her face was lost and embarrassed, and she was about to cry in a hurry, "What should I do?" Lonely men and widows sleep together, what kind of system. If Brother Xiang knows, the slave family, how will the slave family deal with it? ”

Zhu Jun was afraid that he would provoke this girl and argue to go back, so he pretended to be a very manly expression and said, "Xiao Yu don't have to be embarrassed, I'll sleep on the ground." ”

He originally thought that Yu Ji would excuse himself, or at least say thank you.

As soon as she knew that the words fell, the ghost girl honestly and unceremoniously ran to the edge of the bed and sat down, sniffing left and right, with a face full of disgust.

Obviously, in the days to come, this bed will be surnamed Yu.

Fortunately, it's summer, so as long as there is a mat on the bed, it can be spread on the ground. If it's winter, he can only honestly go to the hotel to open a room.

........

"Brother Zhu, why don't you see a bathtub at home? The well is too small, it is very inconvenient to get water, the smell is very strange, and there are ......"

As soon as Zhu Jun bought the mat from the supermarket, he heard Yu Jijiao's voice from the toilet.

Tub?

Poppies want to take a bath?

Wouldn't I be able to feast my eyes on that?

Belch......

Wait, wells?

It won't be.......

Sure enough, Zhu Jun walked to the door of the toilet and looked at it, and immediately couldn't cry or laugh.

Because Yu Ji was holding a cup for brushing her teeth and filling the toilet with water, and next to her there was a plastic basin that was already half filled with water.

Seeing this, Zhu Jun's heart tightened, and he asked with some fear: "Then what are you going to use to boil water?" ”

"Uh......"

Yu Ji was stunned, and suddenly saw a pile of bundled brown paper in the corner, so she pointed to the paper skin with a smile and said, "You can use them!" ”

Nima, you're going to burn the house!

Zhu Jun suddenly felt like his back was sticking to the ice, cold, if he didn't look at this girl, it would be strange if nothing happened.

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun decided not to go to work tomorrow and teach this poppy a good lesson on how modern people live.

And the top priority is to teach her how to identify the uses of various things, so that she can worry all night.

Thinking of this girl using the toilet as a well, Zhu Jun couldn't help but wonder if she would use the sewer as a toilet?

So small?

How does she use it?

Belch...... Good evil.

When she saw the hot water spewing white smoke from the shower head, Yu Ji thought that Zhu Jun would do magic at first, but her eyes suddenly sparkled, I don't know if it was worship? still plans to take Zhu Junyu back and boil hot water for her every day.

.............

Whoa......

Whoa......

Zhu Jun heard the sound of running water coming from the toilet from time to time, and his heart was like a cat scratching, and his eyes always drifted to the wooden door that was not strong, intentionally or unintentionally.

Suddenly, a woman lived in her own house, and she was still a delicate beauty, and she said that she didn't have any ghost thoughts, and I was afraid that she wouldn't even believe in ghosts.

In the end, desire triumphed over reason.

Zhu Jun tiptoed to the door of the toilet, first put his ear on the wall, and after hearing that there was no abnormality inside, he immediately looked for a gap in the door frame.

Because this is an old house, many of the wall skins wrapped around the toilet door frame have fallen off, and as long as you leave the door, you can see the scenery in the toilet at a glance.

After Zhu Jun took a deep breath, he immediately leaned on the door frame and looked in through the gap.

But after worrying for a long time, there was no infinite spring in it at all, it was all white mist, and he couldn't see anything.

It turned out that he forgot to turn on the exhaust fan just now.

Secretly cursed, behind the pig's brain.

I stupidly planned to continue to make the bed.

Just as he straightened up and was about to leave, his feet slipped, his forehead hit the wall, and his tears flowed from pain, and his teeth bit his arm, and he didn't dare to scream.

"Who's ......"

........

Soon, after Yu Ji finished taking a bath, she was still wearing the dark red Chu suit that covered her tightly, her face was red, and she stared at Zhu Jun with an angry voice.

Did she find out?

Zhu Jun's heart tightened, but on the surface, he pretended to be calm, and said with a smile: "What do you see me doing?" Is there something on my face? ”

Isn't it obvious? Such a big bag on the forehead.

Yu Ji shook her head, took out the bronze dagger in her arms, and looked at Zhu Jun with a smile.

What does she want to do?

Yu Jimei pouted, and the corners of her mouth showed a hint of cunning, "I don't know if I should gouge out my left eye?" It's better to have the right eye. ”

"I didn't really see anything, I just happened to pass by and fell down." Zhu Jun put on a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, and said deliberately very seriously.

"Really?" Yu Ji didn't seem to believe his nonsense, and still stared at him tightly after asking, as if to say, you are from the slave family! Just a light slash and you're good to go.

"Of course it's true." Zhu Jun's eyes widened, and he said with a look of grievance after being wronged. But I thought in my heart, if you dare to use the knife, my brother will dare to correct you on the spot.

In fact, not only Zhu Jun, but almost all men will naturally think that ancient women were weak people who knew how to read and be courteous. The thing is, we are all wrong, before the Ming and Qing dynasties, the degree of openness of social thought is not much different from today's society, although the social status of women is not as good as that of modern times, but they are not cowardly women who are poisoned by Zhu Chengli.

Yu Ji was able to survive in the troubled times, and was deeply loved by Xiang Yu, who had a group of wives and concubines, which shows that she is not as weak and simple as she seems.