Xu Shaoyan is dressed as a migrant worker, with a loose army-green warehouse, a white shirt, with a lot of ash on it, and a hammer in his hand, as if he had just returned from the construction site, Xu Shaoyan went backstage to make up just now!

Is the makeup artist just willful with him? The entire Hall Six collapsed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This feeling is simply "Lao Tzu's pants are all off, you actually show me this!" ”

Please, they came to see Xu Shaoyan do the show, not to watch Xu Shaoyan role-play migrant workers!

"Shaoli, are the equipment ready?" Xu Shaoyan stroked his hair and asked, Will Shaoli be his assistant today.

Jiang Shaoli was still dumbfounded, Xu Shaoyan sighed, he reacted, and nodded, "It's all ready, there are still three minutes." ”

Jiang Shaoli looked at Xu Shaoyan. "Teacher Xu, do you really want to go on a live broadcast like this?"

Xu Shaoyan snapped his fingers, with a confident face: "Of course, today is my special program!" ”

The preparation is almost the same, Xu Shaoyan went on stage, Jiang Hanqing also came, live broadcast is a common form of news, although Xu Shaoyan was infinitely close to live broadcast when he interviewed him, but the official live broadcast was the first time, and Xu Shaoyan's popularity was already top in the news channel of Beijing TV, not to mention tens of thousands of people watching at the same time.

There are still three seconds left, and the director below gestured to Xu Shaoyan, three two and one counted down, Xu Shaoyan coughed his throat, and the live broadcast began!

"Hello audience friends, I am a quality inspector, Xu Quandan!" In order to get closer to the image of migrant workers, Xu Shaoyan brought a Jintian accent, and as soon as these words came out, everyone inside and outside the venue was stunned?

Xu Quandan? What's that? Xu Shaoyan wants to blacken himself today? Although Xu Shaoyan will never try his best to maintain his lofty image.

I saw Xu Shaoyan waving the hammer in his hand, looking up at the starry sky at a 45° angle!

"Yesterday the news reported that I was arrested at the police station, but as a quality inspector, I was actually invited to the Busan Construction Company to inspect the real estate, and the Busan Construction Company strongly stated at the press conference that their construction technology is advanced, so today, I will announce the quality inspection report to you!"

Xu Shaoyan said loudly, everyone was shocked, Xu Shaoyan's words meant that he was arrested yesterday because he was pitted by the Busan building, do you want to use the Busan building today? Didn't he scold?

The audience synchronized with the network was also stunned, Xu Shaoyan rarely scolded the same thing twice, just like Su Yingxue, did Xu Shaoyan scold once and scold the second time?

No!

What did the Busan Construction Company do to Xu Shaoyan?!

Let Xu Shaoyan be so angry and scold for the second time?

But I saw Xu Shaoyan continue: "In the early years of the Busan Construction Company in the Republic of China, it existed in the form of three small companies: 'Incheon', 'Seoul', and 'Busan', but later Busan gradually became famous, and it became one, and then the name of the Busan Construction Company was used exclusively, and yesterday they were invited to the quality inspection, and I will give you a detailed explanation of the sincerity of the Busan Construction Company!" ”

Xu Shaoyan smiled: "When inspecting the 'Seoul' real estate, I have to use a thermometer to measure the indoor temperature in summer, if the indoor temperature is lower than 85C, it is unqualified, and it needs to be pushed to reconstruction!" ”

The audience was dumbfounded, a few years ago, there was indeed a situation in the capital where the ventilation capacity of the buildings designed by a Korean construction company was extremely poor, resulting in extremely high indoor temperatures in summer.

"Hold the grass! Teacher Xu Shaoyan really dared to say that the incident back then was not forcibly suppressed and blocked in the end! A netizen asked by swiping the barrage on the online platform.

Someone answered immediately!

"How dare you say that? What is there that Teacher Xu Shaoyan does not dare to say! ”

"That's it, I came to watch the live broadcast today, I came to see Teacher Xu Shaoyan, Teacher Xu Shaoyan's Weibo didn't move, I guessed that Teacher Xu Shaoyan would say it in the live broadcast!"

"Support me Teacher Xu Shaoyan!"

"Unconditional support!"

Xu Shaoyan hasn't finished yet!

"When inspecting the 'Incheon' real estate, considering that as a sentimental Incheon real estate, the quality must be excellent, and the 'Renxin Huaichuan' can only be put on the market if it is intact after a light rain, so there are no Incheon buildings for sale in the market now." Xu Shaoyan spread his hands with a look of regret, but this regret and what he said were even more ironic!

"Poof!"

Jiang Hanqing laughed offstage, Xu Shaoyan is a high-grade black!

Absolute premium black!

Three years ago, there was a rainstorm in the capital, isn't there a real estate with the slogan that no matter how big the rain is, it is dry and extreme? It was almost finished, but the building collapsed in a drizzle!

Xu Shaoyan is stumbling on the extreme irony, Busan Construction Company is a tofu slag engineering specialty company!

But it is indeed a specialty of tofu scum, Jiang Hanqing did not express any opinions on Xu Shaoyan's program, the Busan Construction Company has been seized this morning, and those "senior officials" who have ordered and warned the TV station system are now in danger in front of the "hand of God" that suddenly appeared, and there are people in radio and television who cover Xu Shaoyan, there will be no problems with this program!

The people at the online venue also laughed, and then they discovered Xu Shaoyan's true face!

"Hahaha!"

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you won't really go to the quality inspection, right?"

"I think it's really gone!"

“6666666！”

"Anything else? Hold the grass! Busan construction companies don't even know that they have such a black history! ”

Xu Shaoyan smiled: "As for the real estate of Busan construction, there is no quality inspection link, anyway, no matter how bad the Busan real estate consumers will be robbed, this time the heavenly manor that fell downstairs is so bad, the design is ugly, not to mention, there are not even basic living facilities around the real estate, there are still so many people who exchange blood and sweat, I Xu Quandan is even more used a word to describe this kind of behavior of spending money to buy a kennel: stupid! ), construction technology cash? The republic has a history of 5,000 years, and when we lived in it, they didn't know what Stone Age it was! ”

Xu Shaoyan roared, and countless netizens responded.