373.Chapter 373
Lin Chen and Tuoba Hong entered the first unit of the No. 5 dormitory office building one after the other, and knocked on the door of Lu Shaoqing's room in the west door. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
After a while, the door opened, revealing a strange monkey, this monkey had vigorous hair, round eyes, and a lot like a normal monkey, the only difference was that compared to ordinary monkeys, this monkey had a pointed mouth, and could even speak: "Welcome two...... Enter, please, come! β
Although the vocabulary mastered is limited, the voice is really soft and soft, especially good!
"What did Lu Shaoqing do? Why don't you come out to greet you? Lin Chen asked.
The monkey looked at Lin Chen with wide eyes, and after a while, he seemed to understand a little, pointed behind him with his right hand, and squeaked, but this kind of cry no longer contained half a Chinese character pronunciation.
Lu Shaoqing laughed and walked out of the toilet: "Two, my clever and clever warbler-billed monkey didn't scare you stupid!" β
"It's okay!" Lin Chen nodded.
Tuoba Hong's eyes contained disdain, and he snorted: "****! β
"Who are you?" Lu Shaoqing was angry all of a sudden, and glared at Tuoba Hong angrily: "In this base, I haven't met that one who is more arrogant than the master!" β
Tuoba Hong puffed out his chest: "Unfortunately, you met it today!" β
Lu Shaoqing let out a tactful chirp from his mouth, and then pointed his finger at the warbler-billed monkey: "Bite this bad guy to death!" β
The warbler-billed monkey took a step back, and suddenly jumped high, with a sharp cry from its mouth at the same time, and its two front paws stretched out and scratched Tuoba Hong's face, the sound was extremely amazing!
But Tuoba Hong's ancestral mastery of a family of traditional Chinese medicine could not be hurt by the little warbler-billed monkey, just an understatement of his hand, the warbler-billed monkey was hit by a powerful breath, and his body seemed to touch a wall of air, and was bounced back.
"Woo ......" The warbler-billed monkey in the air let out a frightened cry, fell to the ground helplessly, struggled for a moment, and hid in the toilet when the pain in his body was slightly reduced.
Lu Shaoqing looked at Tuoba Hong in disbelief and asked Lin Chen, "Is this guy a ghost?" β
Lin Chen was surprised that Tuoba Hong reacted like this, but he didn't feel that it was abnormal, he shook his head and said, "...... But it's pretty much it! β
Tuoba Hong snorted coldly: "Taming the demonic beast is just a small skill of carving insects, and it is not suitable for us humans to do, your name is Lu Shaoqing, right?" Forget what you've learned about the so-called beast control tricks, that's the real devil's skill! β
Oh, the crux of the problem turned out to be here! Lin Chen suddenly realized.
Lu Shaoqing also understood the reason for Tuoba Hong's anger, although he was afraid of the strong strength shown by Tuoba Hong, but because Tuoba Hong's contemptuous words aroused rebellion, his chest was raised high, and he defended: "Liang Longkui is not a good thing, but as a skill, there is no good or bad, Liang Longkui uses Warcraft to kill good people, and I train Warcraft just to help humans do some stupid work, my skills greatly reduce the labor intensity of the logistics team, why forget!" β
"If you learn these things, you will lose your nature, didn't you just command that warbler-billed monkey to attack me? If it weren't for my kung fu, my face would have been scratched by this brute! β
"Not at all!" Lu Shaoqing said: "I just let the warbler-billed monkey scare you, and I don't want to hurt you at all!" Otherwise, how could the warbler-billed monkey be defeated so quickly? β¦β¦ Of course, now I've changed my mind, the room is too cramped to be used, why don't we go to the square and try it? I'll see if you can beat me with all the beasts! β
Tuoba Hong glared and said, "I'll kill you first!" β
Lu Shaoqing leaned sideways and picked up a kettle from the table to defend himself: "Why do you move it, I'll try it!" β
The atmosphere is tense, and the big battle is about to break out!
Lin Chen hurriedly stepped forward to block the middle of the two: "You are all my brothers, I will be heartbroken if I hurt anyone...... Come, shake hands, and then go to sleep! β
In Lin Chen's opinion, the conflict between Lu Shaoqing and Tuoba Hong is fundamentally idle, there is no conflict of interests, but they don't like each other!
Of course, Tuoba Hong didn't think so: "Don't be in a hurry to sleep, the top priority is that the stone face on the other side must swear to forget the beast control technique!" β
Lu Shaoqing said angrily: "What are you, why do you care about me?" β
Tuoba Hong asked Lin Chen: "You tell him, what am I?" Phew, tell him who I am and what rank! β
Lin Chen said: "Don't make trouble, even if you are a general, do you think the person on the other side will be afraid?" β
Sure enough, Lu Shaoqing cooperated and laughed: "Even if it is the marshal's order, I will not obey it, not to mention that you are a lieutenant colonel at best...... I'm telling you, grandpa is a major! β
Tuoba Hong leaned against the door frame: "Although the master can beat you bastard with one move, the master is a civilized person and will never use force casually." It's not as good as our endurance, don't you want to close the door and sleep tonight, I'll strangle your warbler-billed monkey when you sleep, and slap you twice by the way! β
Lu Shaoqing jumped up: "Compare and compare, see who can't hold up sleep first!" β
Lin Chen was simply having a splitting headache, Tuoba Hong was an upstart and senior officer in the army, and Lu Shaoqing was also a middle-level officer in the army, but the two guys looked more naΓ―ve than children.
Lin Chen couldn't persuade Lu Shaoqing to give up the beast control technique, because he taught it to Lu Shaoqing, and he also agreed with Lu Shaoqing in his heart that the difference between good and bad skills is determined by whether the person who controls the skills is used to do good or bad things, and has nothing to do with the skills themselves. The Beast Trick is a magical treasure of the Demon Realm, and its attributes are not evil.
Lin Chen couldn't persuade Tuoba Hong to go back to sleep, because this guy was arrogant, and it was obvious that he couldn't listen to any advice.
So let's face off like that!
A few minutes later, Lu Shaoqing first felt bored, and a series of incomprehensible syllables came out of his mouth, and the warbler-billed monkey showed its head from the toilet, and then ran out on tiptoe, picked up Lu Shaoqing's socks and insoles and ran into the bathroom.
"How?" Lu Shaoqing said proudly to Lin Chen: "The two warbler-billed monkeys I domesticated look quite diligent, right?" β
"It's good!" Lin Chen asked strangely, "It's just, what is that one doing with your stinky socks in the bathroom?" Does it have quirks and like the smell of your feet? β
"Mentally retarded, except for humans who are sensitive to smells, all animals can hardly smell the stench, it is throwing my socks in your washing machine!" Lu Shaoqing explained proudly.
Sure enough, there was a slight sound of the washing machine turning in the bathroom, and Lin Chen couldn't help but admire: "Oh, it's so smart!" β
"Of course, don't you see who their owner is?"
Lin Chen took off his shoes and socks: "Wash me too!" β
The warbler-billed monkey came out of the bathroom, looked at Lu Shaoqing, and purred.
Lu Shaoqing nodded: "This is our guest, of course you have to obey his orders!" β
The warbler-billed monkey stopped calling, came out and picked up the socks in Lin Chen's hand and ran into the bathroom!
Lin Chen couldn't help but repeat his praise: "It's so smart! β
Tuoba Hong roared angrily: "Lin Chen, you are too much, as the referee of the dispute between me and Lu Shaoqing, you are obviously biased towards Lu Shaoqing, you are cheating for personal gain!" β