Time flies, and the days in the labor camp end in a boring three-point one-on-one style. Yang Shu ended a year of re-education through labor, just in time for the high school entrance examination in June.

Before leaving, he deeply thanked the counselors and fellow inmates for their care and gave a standard military salute. The counselor expressed deep regret and retained, so that Yang Shu shouted: Stay? I hope I'll never see you again in my life.

The inmates even sighed that this old monster "Hai Gonggong" is finally gone!

Since then, Yang Shu has created a profession that is competing in labor camps - assistant counselor.

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The examination for junior high school is held in a middle school in the township, and in the case of nine years of compulsory education, although Yang Shu has a bad experience in the past, he can always take the high school entrance examination. There are nine subjects in the examination, with a total score of 740 points.

"Sharpen the gun in battle, and light if you are not happy" is the most unclever learning method, but many candidates are happy to do it. Yang Shu had no choice but to sharpen his gun on the spot, and after finishing half a year of closed study in the labor camp, he walked into the examination room of the high school entrance examination.

When the test papers were handed out, the classroom fell silent. The students were engrossed in writing at their desks, and the rustling of writing was endless. The invigilator is either strolling around leisurely or hurrying in his steps. I saw that the poplar tree replied like a stream, and his face showed a relaxed and proud heartfelt face.

Half a month later, the results of the high school entrance examination came out. Poplar only scored 40 points in foreign language, with a total score of 600 points, ranking 19th in the county.

Of course, there is quite a bit of moisture in this ranking. Because several high schools in the county have selected high-quality students from each junior high school without examination in advance. Despite this, Yangshu has also received admission letters from major middle schools in the city and county, including Dakai City Characteristic People's Middle School.

Yang Shu did not choose to go to Dakai Characteristic Folk High School, and felt that if he was admitted to Minzhong High School, his former classmates would definitely point fingers at him. After all, Da Kai has too many not-so-good memories.

At the suggestion of his parents, he finally chose Helan No. 1 Middle School, which was not admitted to the county experimental class. Poplar's ranking, of course, entered the experimental class of the high school. It is not a special class, nor a specialty class, but a genuine elite experimental class.

There are two experimental classes, one is the old experimental class attended by Yang Kai and Yang Xuan, who were promoted to junior high school in the original school; One is a new experimental class that was selected from various junior high schools and the top 20 in the high school entrance examination.

Yang Shu is reading the new experimental class.

The head teacher turned out to be the middle-aged female examiner at the beginning. When the school opened, Yang Shu saw at a glance the middle-aged woman who was short, in a black suit, and flesh-colored stockings, and when she got closer, she had a square face and high cheeks, a flat nose, extremely thin lips, a mouth, and between the two front teeth in the middle, the exaggerated teeth were very vivid. This is probably the reason why he is not smiling and serious.

Yang Shu thought to herself: When this middle-aged woman saw that she had given up at the beginning, and now she had come back from the exam, would she be blushing and surprised? Thinking of this, I felt very happy in my heart, and a smug smile appeared on my face.

But Yang Shu was disappointed, and the middle-aged woman didn't remember at all that this stupid and rustic country boy glanced at him casually, and said lightly: "After filling in the information, hand over the class utensils." Classes start on Monday, so you are not allowed to be late. Next......"

The poplar tree was quite unhappy. In fact, I don't blame his head teacher, Yang Shu grew from 11 to 14 years old, lived in the city for more than three years, and spent money and enjoyed prosperity; and do business practice, treat people and things; After the experience of changes, the journey of the heart.

Nowadays, the temperament of poplars has long been fundamentally changed. In addition, during the one-year period in the labor camp, one hour of weight-bearing exercise in the morning and one hour of basketball in the afternoon made me grow taller, the lines of my body had been formed, and the contours of my facial features gradually became clear. It's no longer the stupid, rustic country boy he used to be.

……

Poplar's high school career has finally begun!!

On the first day of school, as soon as the head teacher entered the classroom, she put on a bitter face and taught her classmates, as if she was afraid that others would not listen to her.

"Today, the old class has a haggard face and a fierce look, and he must have quarreled with his husband last night. The most important detail is that there is no makeup, not even the eyeliner. Poplar said to his tablemate.

"What's that classmate's name? In class, you are not allowed to speak, you are not allowed to desert, and you are allowed to listen attentively. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." The poplar nods habitually yes.

In less than 3 minutes, he began to gossip about his table again......

In the following English class, an old man in his fifties with a pair of glasses, with a very non-standard and blue pronunciation, and a self-conscious boastful self-introduction, began to enter the teaching topic.

Yang Shu's English foundation is extremely poor, and he has just been released from the labor camp. How can I have the leisure to listen attentively, and talk to my classmates: "You see that girl, she likes to wear hats, she must be inferior in her heart." Seeing that the table ignored him, he said to the same seat across the aisle: "The girl next to her looks like she is giggling all day long, but in fact it reflects her inner autism." ”

"What's that classmate's name? Don't talk in class, don't desert, and pay attention to the lecture. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." The poplar nods habitually yes.

In less than 3 minutes, the gossip mode continued......

"That star is hype...... Yesterday's game was really exciting...... That battle went like this...... Girls drink less cold water, which is not good for development......"

Every time he was in class, Yang Shu would talk to the table next to him, gossiping, and no matter whether the table really listened to him or not, he talked endlessly, much better than the original prince.

So, in less than a week, Yang Shu's table mates have changed several times.

In the end, he was simply transferred to a special position in the first row by the head teacher.

This made Yang Shu feel depressed, why are the classmates in the experimental class all obedient and well-behaved nerds? It's boring.

……

Without the same table, Yang Shu couldn't listen to it, and the teacher's voice in class naturally became his lullaby.

"That classmate doesn't sleep in class, just pay attention."

"Yes, yes, yes."

In less than 1 minute, the tummy mode continues.

"Poplar!! You dare to sleep in my class, and if you don't want to listen to it, you can go out. ”

"Don't sleep, don't sleep."

In less than 1 minute, my head began to lie down little by little.

So, in less than a week, the poplar finally changed from the first row of special positions to the last row of special positions.

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Yang Shu sat alone in the last special position, sitting in the classroom, looking at the classmates in the specialty class outside the window, so envious. I thought: I can't talk, I can't sleep, so I have to skip class...... I saw his right thumb supporting his chin, rubbing the bridge of his nose with his index finger, looking out the window, stunned.

Then you really can't see the poplar tree in the class.

He was very imaginative to move his desk to the top floor of the school building, moving it down when he wanted to go to class, and moving it up when he didn't want to go to class. I was secretly refreshed: Generally, the discipline inspection team came to check whether the students were skipping class, and they all counted the empty seats, and Lao Tzu moved all the desks, so how could there be empty seats. Hehe, Lao Tzu's trick is really amazing, how can I be so smart!!

Two weeks after enrolling, Yang Shu seemed to be suffering from the occupational disease of a counselor's assistant, and he always talked in class to disturb other classmates.

After being educated by the teacher, he started to sleep in class without saying anything; After being slashed by the teacher again, I didn't sleep but began to skip class for no reason.

When the head teacher guided his education, he was also very ashamed to say: Lao Tzu just reads a special class casually, and he does better than this group of nerds.

He told the class teacher that he has his own unique set of learning methods, and the teacher's teaching methods are dispensable to him, and even counterproductive. Therefore, only talking in class can relieve boredom, if you can't talk, you can only sleep, and if you can't sleep, then you can only not go to class.

Such a divine logic was so angry that the head teacher yelled: "You are so powerful, you have your own unique method, tomorrow you will go to the special class to study." ”

This is a good thing, Yang Shu was in the experimental class for less than two weeks, and he was really transferred to the special class by the school.

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When Yang Shu moved away, he sneered: This short old woman with two front teeth in the middle is really Lao Tzu's destined Lone Star.

When it came to the special class, Yang Shu was completely dumbfounded.

Specialties, as the name suggests, are the unique strengths that come with talent. It is not as good as the government and enterprise characteristic class in Dakai's characteristic people's middle school, which can be trained and practiced. The specialty is that you have no talent, and no matter how hard you keep trying, you can't achieve anything.

In music, dance, physical education, art, musical instruments, art, etc., none of his specialties can be slightly talented.

The specialty class only has cultural theory class hours, and they will be taught together. Other specialty subjects are taught separately, and some students even sign up for some specialty tutorial classes outside the school and ask for leave to study during the normal class period. Poplars are particularly nondescript in the special class.

At first, he went to various special classes to study along, but then he simply stopped listening to Sanskrit.

The school can't come and go freely during the school day, so every afternoon, Yang Shu is alone in the classroom, without any special classes. After a long time, it is always necessary to get rid of boredom.

One afternoon, Yang Shu sat on a stool leaning against the wall, his feet on the table, wondering: What is Lao Tzu's specialty? Then he shook his head and laughed at himself: Heh! Counsellor?

I saw that his eyes flashed slightly, his thumb supported his chin, his index finger rubbed his nose, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

For the next week, a teenager with a red armband could be seen every afternoon, patrolling the windows of each class. Holding a pen in his hand, he made a comparison in a notebook, like counting the number of people, and like doing discipline scoring. I saw that the boy's armband read: Discipline Inspection Team.

This is an armband that Yang Shu stole from the back office, and the student council students who learned to check discipline in the morning reading class and evening self-study were in good shape.

This move is just to go to each class to see if there are any beautiful girls who are willing to receive psychological counseling.

If it is said that when he was 11 years old, he was young and ignorant of feelings, and now when he is 14 years old, the poplar tree is already budding. For poplars that linger in bars and nightclubs, it is very normal to be precocious. Whenever he remembered that he had fooled around with those dusty women in bars and nightclubs without knowing how hard to rub oil on them, he often regretted it.

Now to look for beautiful women in each class and admire beautiful women, it is the best way for the adolescent poplar to do nothing in the afternoon.

Yang Shu's discipline inspection life made his classmates with sports expertise envious, and they called mad dogs looking for. At first, the students thought it was really a school record check, but later they found out that it was the same person and the same time for two weeks. It also made many teachers and classmates dissatisfied and reported to the school.

I often stand by the river without getting my shoes wet. One afternoon, the poplar tree was walking around the classes as usual. Suddenly, he was followed by a woman in her forties, wearing black-rimmed glasses and a professional suit.

The students with sports specialties watched from a distance on the playground and talked to each other at the moment......

"This time the poplar is dead."

"Director of the Political and Educational Department, I damn it, this time I decided to have a full meal."

"After a while, I will definitely arrest the political and educational department, call the old class, and call the parents."

Everyone agreed that Poplar would be reprimanded.

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"Which class? What are you doing here without classes now? The director of the Political and Educational Affairs Department had a serious face and shouted loudly.

Poplar was startled when he heard the scolding from behind him. turned around but looked very calm, and said, "Specialty class, come here to practice and learn." ”

With an expression of obvious disbelief, the director of the Political and Educational Affairs Department continued to scold: "Specialty class? What specialties don't take classes, what do you come here to study? ”

"Moderator." Poplar replied earnestly.

"Host? I didn't know there was such a special class. The director of the Political and Educational Office asked suspiciously.

"New this year. If you don't want to simply apply for a music major, you can also develop as a broadcaster in the future. Yang Shu saw the expression of the director of the political and educational department and affirmed.

"And what are you doing here?" The director of the Political and Educational Office wondered.

"Study!" The poplar tree is very indifferent.

"Studying?" The director of the Political and Educational Affairs Office obviously didn't believe it and said sharply.

"The most important thing for the host to learn to control the field is to control the field. First of all, learn the eyes of strangers; secondly, learn to turn yourself into the focal point and look for the self-feeling of focus; Finally, be resilient. "The poplar tree is now a nonsense.

The director of the Political and Educational Affairs Office puffed out his eyes.

Yang Lima strained: "If you come to each class to check, of course you will accept the eyes of strangers; When a person appears by the window, he will naturally become the center of attention, and he must enjoy this feeling in order to be a good host. ”

The director of the Political and Educational Department, when he heard the poplar nonsense, smiled suspiciously and said, "What about the adaptability?" ”

"That's it...... It is...... What should I do if I meet you? Yang Shu looked serious: "What do you think of my strain today?" ”

The director of the Political and Educational Office was amused by him, and couldn't help but laugh: "Go back to the classroom quickly, and you are not allowed to disturb other people's normal teaching in the future." Otherwise, let's talk about it again at the Politics and Religion Office!! ”

Yang Lima turned around and ran back to the classroom, and said with a smile: It seems that today should be good.

A group of classmates under the playground exclaimed: Damn, this is okay!!