Chapter 49: Swapping Bodies
After the basketball game of the Holy Cross, the days returned to calm, reading every day, making up classes, reading, making up classes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Until Wednesday, October 19th.
The weather is as hot as ever, and the streets and alleys are revealing a sense of heat. The gentle ramp outside Nantai High School, the shops on both sides are full of Nantai students.
Inside the Miji Ramen Shop, the heat is in full swing, and the electric fans on both sides can't completely dispel the heat.
Mrs. Mi came to table No. 2 with a bowl of oily beef noodles sprinkled with chopped green onions and handed it to a man in white with a feminine appearance and peach blossom eyes.
This man is very special, with a smell of perfume on his body, pinching his orchid fingers, and is chatting with people on WeChat, and his voice makes people get goosebumps.
Seeing the beef ramen coming up, he showed a feminine smile: "Xiaomi, thank you." ”
"If Daxian says something, you can come to us to eat noodles, it is a blessing for our husband and wife." Lady Mi smiled and was very open.
The two chatted happily, and some people were unhappy, and the boy sitting opposite him slapped the table and got up: "Do you understand the rules of first come, first served?" I obviously arrived first, and I haven't seen the shadow of noodles yet, and this latecomer can already eat noodles! ”
Gu Ma saw that the man looked masculine, his eyes were bright, and his thin school uniform couldn't hide his pride, which made people can't help but praise a good man.
Boss Mi has already understood these days that this student named Chu Nanxiong has a very bad temper, lest he continue to lose his words. She stepped forward and said, "Little brother, you wait, the face will be fine immediately." ”
Gu Ma waved her hand and said, "It's okay, why don't you just have a bowl of noodles, just give it to him." ”
Chu Nanxiong didn't appreciate it: "Sissy don't interject, I'm teaching the proprietress how to entertain guests." ”
When Gu Ma heard the word sissy, she was immediately furious, grabbed her face and splashed it in his face: "Who do you call sissy?" Don't think that if you are handsome, people will not dare to beat you. ”
Ye Liang silently retreated, so as not to be affected by the pond fish.
"You're looking for death!" Chu Nanxiong was furious, picked up his fist and smashed his head and face.
Gu Ma looks like a mother, and the fight is extremely vicious, and the tricks are all in the yin place. couldn't stand Chu Nanxiong's ferocious offensive, he held on for a while, and then he was beaten so that he couldn't find the north.
Boss Mi hurriedly called the guy and the boss out, and while blocking Chu Nanxiong, she arranged for Gu Ma to run away.
Gu Ma, who had a blue nose and swollen face, ran to the street, pointed at Chu Nanxiong and shouted: "Stinky boy, you wait, I will go home and cast a spell to make you be with the most hated person in your life!" ”
Chu Nanxiong crossed his waist and laughed: "You don't pretend to be a ghost." ”
The lady Mi on the side said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel: "Little brother, you are finished now, Guma Daxian is a person with real skills." Last time, my family was blocked by demons, and I was delirious, and I couldn't find anything wrong with the hospital for examination, and it was all fine under the guidance of Daxian, hey, you got into a big disaster. ”
"That's right, I've never fought with Daxian." Chu Nanxiong smiled, not caring at all.
This incident was just an episode, Chu Nanxiong had forgotten it as soon as he went to school in the afternoon, and went home to invite Lin Daiyu to make up for the class.
At eight o'clock in the evening, Chu Yun automatically asked Ying to escort her back.
Chu Nanxiong's work and rest are very healthy, and he has fallen asleep before ten o'clock.
Thursday, October 20th, at half past five in the morning.
Chu Nanxiong woke up subconsciously, looking at the golden roof with confused eyes, he was stunned, something is wrong, when did his house become so luxurious?
Chu Nanxiong got up suddenly, the thin quilt floated down, and he froze again. The soft Simmons bed, pale pink sheets, and everything in the room look very feminine. Plush toys, oversized wardrobes, and a sleek mirror standing upright.
Huh? Huh? What's going on?
Chu Nanxiong was startled, looking down at his body, pink silk pajamas printed with a little bear, dazzling golden hair tips on snow-white shoulders, and a wide open neckline to see the magnificent scenery inside.
He reached out again and touched his crotch, which was flat and seemed to have a gap.
"Ahhh Earth-shattering sounds resounded throughout the villa.
The people in the villa were shocked, and the housekeeper ran to the door of the young lady and knocked on the door, "Miss Millie, do you have anything to do?" ”
Chu Nanxiong didn't answer, jumped off the bed, and ran to the mirror. With delicate facial features, blue-eyed blonde hair, a thin waist and long legs, isn't this Emily?
Chu Nanxiong touched his face, then his chest, and finally touched his crotch, how wonderful and wonderful his face was.
The worried old housekeeper broke in, and when he saw Chu Nanxiong who was touching him, he was stunned, silently retreated, and closed the door. sighed in my heart, Miss also reached that age.
Chu Nanxiong was cold, and he couldn't figure out the situation at all. He slept well at home yesterday, but when he woke up, he had become Emily.
Wait, what about his body?
Thinking of this, Chu Nanxiong unscrewed the gate and ran down barefoot. The old housekeeper hurriedly chased after him: "Miss, where are you going?" ”
Chu Nanxiong's mind was full of confusion, where would he care, and rushed downstairs.
A servant shouted, "Miss, a person named Chu Yun called, do you want to answer?" ”
"My sister!" Chu Nanxiong stopped, ran back again, and grabbed the microphone: "Sister, something is wrong, I have become a woman, and the old Chu family will be the last!" ”
"Don't panic, calm down, Mi and Li and I will come over right away." Chu Yun was obviously a little uncomfortable with her brother swapping bodies with women.
Emily roared uneasily: "Don't touch it, don't look at it, don't let the old lady castrate you." ”
Chu Nanxiong roared back: "You ask me to touch it, I'm not interested, hurry up." ”
The old butler ran over and asked in a low voice, "Miss, are you okay?" ”
"No birds, two more bags, is it okay? Get out of the way," Chu Nanxiong was very unkind.
At six o'clock, Chu Yun drove Emily over, the two were stopped at the door, and Chu Nanxiong hurriedly asked someone to let them in.
When she came to Emily's boudoir and closed the door, she couldn't hold back any longer, grabbed him by the collar and roared, "Bastard, what are you doing to my mother?" ”
Chu Nanxiong wanted to fight back, but when his fist was raised, he put it down again, this Nima is his face, and it was awkward to fight.
Chu Yun hurriedly separated the two: "Calm down, this situation is not clear to both sides, let's take a step back and think about it, what did you do yesterday?" ”
Emily let go of her hand and realized that her body was outside**** She replied while buttoning it: "I didn't do anything, I read in the morning, chatted with Tang Tang and them, went shopping, and ate cake at the café at noon." Reading in the afternoon, going home to sleep, nothing special. ”
Chu Nanxiong didn't move, and asked Emily to help her current body buckle the collar: "I didn't do anything, studying, eating ramen, reading." Oh yes, yesterday I beat up a guy who called himself Guma Daisen at a ramen shop, and other than that, it's nothing. ”
Emily said excitedly: "This shows that there is something wrong with that Gu Ma Daxian!" I've been so miserable by you. ”
"Bastard, I have to settle accounts with that guy!" Chu Nanxiong rolled up his sleeves and wanted to go out.
Emily slapped her hand: "You rascal, don't touch my hand." ”
Chu Nanxiong was angry, and he raised his hand to punch him. Chu Yun grabbed his hand and said deeply: "Nanxiong, you can't hit your face casually. ”
Since you have to go out, you must change your clothes. Imily blindfolded him and didn't let him do anything, and she did the whole thing by herself.
Looking at her proud figure, she couldn't help sighing, and an anxiety rose in her heart, this guy really didn't touch it? Can he resist touching it? He must have touched it! The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she could only force herself not to want to.
Changing into a school uniform, Chu Nanxiong felt that his crotch was cold, and he reached out to pull it down. Emily gritted her teeth and said, "Do you want to do it?" Obediently let me go. ”
The two were escorted by Chu Yun to the Miji Ramen Shop.
As a teacher, Chu Yun can't skip class, and he can't help if he stays, so if he goes, he can help the two of them ask for leave.
Early in the morning, the ramen shop was quite deserted, the proprietress was sitting on a stool playing with her mobile phone, and when she saw the two coming in, she hurriedly stepped forward: "What do the two classmates want to eat?" ”
Chu Nanxiong's face was gloomy: "I want to know the ...... of that dog in Guma"
"We want to know where Guma Daxian is, didn't I offend Daxian in ignorance yesterday, and I deliberately want to go to the door today to apologize," Emily interrupted him, her masculine face flattering.
The proprietress was shocked, thinking that Daxian deserved to be a Daxian, and even such a naughty child could be subdued.
The proprietress is a warm-hearted woman who has no way to talk, she dumps the shop to the boss, and leads the two of them to see Guma Daxian herself.
Guma, a great immortal with great prestige among middle-aged and elderly people in the neighborhood, is said to be able to tell fortunes and help people solve disasters. Thanks to this ability, even if he is a great immortal who likes men, he is deeply respected.
Guma's house is at the foot of Nanshan Mountain, a relatively remote village, and the houses are generally low. Occasionally, there are two or three storey houses, which are already considered the best in the village.
The village is crisscrossed with small paths, and it is easy for people from other villages to get lost.
The proprietress chatted with acquaintances all the way, Chu Nanxiong wanted to beat people when she heard it, and Emily hugged the embarrassed person who was not herself, so she leaned over and agreed.
After the kind advice of the aunts, Emily was dizzy, and Chu Nan's ambition was very happy.
When I came to the door of Guma's house, the time was already half past ten. The proprietress knocked on the door and shouted, "Daxian, yesterday's baby accidentally offended you, and I came to apologize." ”
"Hmph, he finally understands how powerful people are, how does it feel to exchange souls with the guy he hates?" Gu Ma's mocking tone came from inside the door.
Chu Nanxiong's temper couldn't help it, and he kicked through the door: "Paralyzed, Lao Tzu won't kill you bastard, Chu Zi write upside down!" ”
The house was cleaned, the tables and chairs were polished, and Gu Ma was watching a TV series. Hearing the sound, he looked back and exclaimed, "You, be honest, be careful of others' work." ”
The proprietress was dumbfounded: "Little girl, what are you doing here?" ”
Emily knocked her unconscious with a hand knife, strode in and said, "You killed Daxian, how can we get it back?" ”
Chu Nanxiong carried Gu Ma and beat him violently, so that he almost fainted. Emily's words saved his life and brought the enraged Chu Nanxiong back to the edge of reason.
He let go: "In exchange, spare your dog's life." ”