Chapter 40: Hurry up if there's a fart

Not long after Ding Liang retreated, he came up again to report, saying that there was a person who claimed to be Jiang Dingyi and asked to see Yuwen Wushuang.

Ding Hao waved his hand angrily and said, "I don't see." ”

After a while, Ding Liang covered his face and came in again, looking like he had been slapped, and came in in a hurry, followed by three people.

The three of them are all dressed as people in the Southern Dynasties, the current white-clothed young man, slender, extremely handsome, demeanor and demeanor are the sons of a wealthy family, followed by an old man, the old man half-squinted, as if he couldn't wake up, but he didn't seem to touch the ground when he walked, looking like he was floating in the air, and there was an entourage dressed up, looking at Ding Hao with a resentful face.

It seems that it was the entourage who beat Ding Liang.

It's this routine again, Ding Hao raised his forehead and sighed lightly, and said: "Either apologize to my entourage and slap me back, or I will blow you away, choose one of the two." ”

"Bold. The entourage finally couldn't help it: "Do you know who we are? Do you know who our son is? Who gave you such a big courage, we can enter and exit the gate of the Yuwen family at will, where is your turn to be the master here." ”

"Oh?" Ding Haole said: "Forgive me for being clumsy, I really don't know who this son is, and I don't know that the gate of Yuwen's house can be entered and exited casually." However, I think the family where the house slave yells before the master speaks out, it seems that the family education is not very good, because in our Great Xia, even a low-grade family knows how to restrain the house slave. ”

"You ......"

"Shut up. The young man in white changed color on his face, and said coldly: "Don't slap your mouth yet, and apologize to this little brother again." ”

The entourage still wanted to argue, but when he saw the ugly face of the young man in white, he finally became afraid, glanced at Ding Hao fiercely, and slapped his three mouths.

Ding Liang saw that Ding Hao found a place for himself in a few words, and he was very happy in his heart, they were subordinates, and they didn't get much respect on weekdays, they originally thought that they were not good to go out today, they touched their heads, and they were slapped in vain, this is a common thing, I didn't expect this new master to stand out for himself, my heart was very moved, and I seemed to have a new understanding of what he said before.

Ding Hao naturally didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't want to know what he was thinking, he just felt that there could be differences in the division of labor between people, but there was absolutely no difference in personality, not to mention beating people under his nose, so where would his prestige be in the future?

After the entourage apologized, the young man in white said: "Jiang Dingyi, I want to see my sister Wushuang." It seems that Brother Ding has no reason to stop. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be the son of the Jiang Valve, no wonder the gate of the Yuwen Valve can enter and exit at will, but you want to see Wushuang, I can't do this thing, Wushuang has already gone down to rest, maybe she doesn't want to see you." ”

Seeing the affection that Ding Hao Wushuang said, Jiang Dingyi was a little angry in his heart, and said: "If Sister Wushuang knew that I was coming, she would definitely not see me." ”

"Haha," Ding Hao smiled, "But Wushuang has gone to sleep now." Otherwise, if you were so impressed, she would have already come out. ”

Jiang Dingyi finally changed color and shouted: "Bold, do you know the consequences of stopping me?"

Staring into his eyes, Ding Hao said fearlessly: "I don't know." ”

When Jiang Dingyi was about to get angry, a coquettish voice came: "It's really funny that someone can provoke Dingyi Gongzi like this." ”

"Li Manman. Jiang Dingyi snorted coldly: "You'd better not worry about my business." ”

"Why am I nosy? I'm also here to see Sister Wushuang. With the coquettish voice again, a fiery red figure came in at this time, the figure was tall and slender, especially the long legs, the hem of the red skirt was also forked, revealing the white skin, extremely attractive, the bulging chest, the ups and downs, and the gorgeous face, as well as the unique charm between the eyebrows, made people's hearts flutter.

This woman called Li Manman, her appearance and style are by no means below Yuwen Wushuang.

It's just that Yuwen Wushuang is cold, but she is full of charm.

With a secret cry in his heart, what a fairy-like woman, Ding Hao's heart was awe-inspiring, and he didn't dare to answer casually.

I heard the charming woman say: "This must be Ding Shao, the little woman Li Manman, I am polite here, first congratulate Ding Shao on his fame in the world." ”

Ding Hao was even more awe-inspiring, and deliberately said angrily: "If you have a fart, let it go." ”

Li Manman was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Ding Hao to be so rude, and said for a long time: "How can you talk like this to a girl, Ding Shao let me really, it's really hard to answer." ”

Haha laughed, Ding Hao said sorry: "I just thought of a joke, so I couldn't hold back, I forgot for a while, and asked Miss Manman to forgive my sins." ”

"What kind of joke is so funny, it actually made Ding Shao not hold back, I want to hear it too. ”

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"I really want to hear it. ”

"Oh well. Ding Hao had a serious expression and said: "There is a young lady who is very delicate, and many men are in love with her, but this young lady has a problem, it may be that she has an uncomfortable stomach and often farts." ”

Several people listened to what he said interestingly, and they all fell silent and listened patiently.

"Once, she went on an outing with her friends, walked and walked, and suddenly let out a fart. At this time, the man surnamed Zhang immediately said, I'm sorry, I put that fart just now, and immediately won the gratitude of the young lady. After a while, the young lady let out another stinky fart, and another man surnamed Wang immediately said, I put that fart just now, and the young lady cast a grateful look again. However, after a while, the young lady couldn't help it, and let out a stinky and loud fart, and the man surnamed Jiang felt that the opportunity had finally come, and he said: Everyone, in the future, all the farts put by this young lady will be mine. ”

Li Manman first sounded funny, then completely stunned, and finally couldn't help it, giggled without any image, and laughed a little breathlessly.

Only Jiang Ding's face was pale, but he couldn't attack.

Naturally, he couldn't have a seizure, after all, Ding Hao was just telling a joke.

Suddenly, a sneering laugh came out, and Ding Hao heard Yuwen Wushuang's voice, and finally restrained his expression and stopped teasing them.

After all, now his external propaganda is Yuwen Wushuang's entourage, although everyone knows that this is just a cover.

Yuwen Wushuang walked out of the back hall, holding back a smile, how delicate and delicate Jiang Dingyi's originally blue face finally stretched out after seeing Yuwen Wushuang, as if nothing had happened before.

Ding Hao looked at this scene and couldn't help but lament that Jiang Dingyi's poison was really not light.

"Sister Wushuang. ”

Jiang Dingyi, Li Manman, and Yuwen Wushuang finished their respective salutes and beckoned a few people to sit down.

Ding Hao didn't let them sit just now, which was extremely rude, but Ding Hao smiled and didn't care.

Yuwen Wushuang sat in the master's seat, Ding Hao sat next to her, and the other two sat in the guest seat, looking at Ding Hao as if he was half a master, which made Jiang Ding unhappy for a while.

Only Li Manman seemed to be very interested, and his beautiful eyes were full of light, as if he had discovered a new world.

However, Ding Hao didn't care about this, and even deliberately wanted to be angry with Jiang Dingyi, this little white face made him feel uncomfortable when he looked at it.

The three of them had a polite meeting, talked about some things between the valves, and finally told Yuwen Wushuang about Yuwen Valve's actions, and informed Yuwen Qing that it was almost there.

The four valves often communicate with each other, so they know the actions of the Yuwen valve the most.

Ding Hao was bored, and he interjected a few words at first, but then he was really not interested, and he almost dozed off, and finally couldn't stay up, confessed his guilt, and left the table.

As he walked out of the door, he immediately felt refreshed, and he finally knew why he was so out of place with the others, perhaps, they would never be the same kind of people.

Thinking of Yuwen Wushuang sitting upright, suddenly, he had a boring feeling in his heart, as if he had never really understood her.

After all, she was born in Yuwen Valve, after all, she is a family valve, perhaps, this is what she should be?

He couldn't help but be a little dazed.