Chapter 284: Superman Red Panties, Who Uses Who Knows!
"Okay, okay, boss, sometimes I really don't think you're a young man, like a bad old man, but...... Thank you for the advice, I will keep it in mind. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
After Liu Qing finished speaking, he kissed Yang Hao on the face like lightning, then got up and ran away.
The little monk hurriedly looked up at the sky: "Ahem, Brother Hao, today's weather is really good, the sun is shining and cloudless, in short, you can rest assured, I haven't seen anything, and I won't make a small report to other sisters-in-law." ”
Syllable!
Yang Hao gave his bald head a slap, and said angrily: "The weather is wool, can you still see the sky through the roof?" ”
"What else is called 'other sisters-in-law', I'm still single, okay! As for making small reports, you dare?! ”
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After teaching the little monk who loves to be poor, Yang Hao began to assign tasks: "Xingji, you go and say hello to the guards downstairs, just say that you have something to meet Uncle Jiu, and then find a way to ask Uncle Jiu how to get out of the mountain." ”
"You must remember that you can give him a little information fee appropriately, but you can't be too generous, after all, wealth is moving, and we don't need to take the initiative to cause trouble."
The little monk was a little puzzled: "Brother Hao, don't we have high technology, don't we need to put a good drone, what do you want to talk to that nasty white-bearded old man?" ”
Yang Hao said with a dark face: "High-tech also has to have electricity, in order to reduce the load, we didn't bring a spare battery, and when the time comes, it will run out of power halfway, you tell me where to charge?" ”
The little monk smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, when I didn't say anything, I'll go to the white-bearded old man to talk about life and ideals, and promise to complete the task." ”
Yang Hao nodded: "By the way, when you go out, stop by and talk to Liu Qing and let her be in charge of material procurement, this is the procurement list, you can buy whatever you can, it doesn't matter if the price is higher." ”
"In addition, you tell her that the specific purchase part can be entrusted to Ah Fang, and when the time comes, give her some appropriate remuneration, which can be regarded as giving her a chance to make money to subsidize the family."
The little monk nodded, and was about to go out, when he suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked, "Brother Hao, you have arranged tasks for me and Liu Qing, so what are you doing?" ”
Yang Hao stretched his waist and lay down on the bed: "What am I doing?" Hehe, I'm sleeping, that's the benefit of being a boss, you know? ”
The little monk silently stretched out his two middle fingers: "Rub, shameless capitalist, I despise you, Buddha!" ”
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After the little monk and Liu Qing left, Yang Hao took out the baby's mobile phone from the dimensional space and made up for last night's daily check-in and unpacking.
A flash of gold!
Message tip: Congratulations on getting a bulletproof panties!
"me, bulletproof panties? This...... Is this meowing kidding me? ”
Yang Hao looked at the red boxer panties on the screen, his head was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched and poked into the inventory, and began to check the item information.
Bulletproof panties: When worn, they form a special force field shield on the surface of the human body. (Now you should know why Superman doesn't wear his underwear anymore, because we took his underwear╮(╯3╰)╭)
"Damn, it turns out that it's not just about protecting my little brother and ass, but it's just a force field shield or something, won't it affect my daily life?"
Yang Hao blinked, continued to study the instructions for use, and soon came to his senses.
It turns out that this force field shield is not the same as what I saw in the movie, and I usually don't feel it at all, but any object that is too fast will trigger the shield, such as bullets.
"Tsk, this kind of good thing that can be fully automatic 24 hours a day, bulletproof without dead ends, the president of every country should have one, it is simply a life-saving artifact."
Yang Hao's eyes lit up, but he quickly thought of the birth defect of this 'artifact'.
"This thing uses the speed of the object's movement to determine whether to activate the shield, so it can protect against bullets, but if it is in the face of daggers, traps, poisons, etc., non-high-speed attacks, this thing is powerless."
"And the instructions for use also specifically indicate that the strength of the shield that bulletproof underwear can provide is limited, and once it is set on fire by the enemy, or bombarded by heavy weapons, the shield will not last long."
"If the shield is broken, it will take a long time for it to auto-charge before it can be effective again, so this thing looks awesome, but it's still far from an artifact."
Yang Hao thought about it, suddenly shook his head, and laughed at himself: "Hehe, I'm really greedy enough, it's already very good to be able to open a useful thing, it's much better than opening experience points, or those strange items, right?" ”
"I don't want to do so much, let's put on these red panties first, although the color is a little brighter, but it's my natal year, red is lucky."
Yang Hao comforted himself while pressing the 'extract' button.
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At noon, Ah Fang prepared a table of sumptuous dishes, because Liu Qing gave her five hundred yuan, saying that the three of them wanted to eat something good, which was the money for the meal.
Of course, with the conditions in the mountains, it is impossible to get a real Manchu and Han full banquet, that is, some game and wild vegetables.
But Yang Hao and the three of them still ate with relish, especially the fried meat with bamboo shoots made by Ah Fang, the bamboo shoots were just dug up in the morning, and the meat was hare meat from the mountains.
Coupled with the Sichuan cooking skills that Ah Fang learned from her mother's family, this originally ordinary home-cooked dish became so delicious that she almost didn't eat all the tongues of the three of them.
The two children next to him were drooling, but Ah Fang insisted on refusing to serve the table, wanting to beckon the children to the kitchen to eat.
According to her words, this 'luxury feast' was bought by Yang Hao and their money, how could she and the children be embarrassed to use chopsticks?
In fact, Ah Fang felt that Liu Qing's five hundred yuan was a little more, after all, in the village, the price of these wild meat and wild vegetables was far less expensive than outside.
In the end, it was Yang Hao who spoke, almost imperatively 'requesting' Ah Fang and the two children to eat together at the table.
Ah Fang nodded gratefully, and thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you, little boss, thank you, I'm ...... I'm not hungry, so I can just let the dog and the baby eat a little. ”
She learned from Liu Qing that Yang Hao, who looked the youngest and lightest of the three, was the 'boss' who had the final say, so she became more and more restrained in front of Yang Hao and looked very humble.
The dog baby looked at the big fish and meat on the table, swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, but did not move, but looked up at her mother, and pursed her lips to prevent saliva from flowing out.
Nan Nan is still young, not so sensible, and has been babbling: "Mom, eat...... Eat ......" (To be continued.) )