Chapter 22 Chick, give Uncle a smile
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Tu Hao, who was hugging Qiao Linlang and feeling the temperature on her body and the refreshing elasticity somewhere, was startled by Qiao Linlang's sudden scream. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Looking at Qiao Linlang, who had already sat up and began to look for clothes scattered on the ground, Tu Hao hugged her from behind, and asked softly in a little stunned, "What's wrong, Linlang?" ”
Qiao Linlang slapped away Tu Hao's dishonest hands, turned around and said angrily, "Don't make trouble." ”
After speaking, Qiao Linlang continued to get dressed quickly.
"Linlang, what's wrong?" Tu Hao asked again.
While getting dressed, Qiao Linlang looked at Tu Hao with disgust and said, "Aren't it all you?" ”
"What's wrong with me?" Tu Hao was even more puzzled.
"Humph!" Qiao Linlang glanced at Tu Hao, "I didn't go home after spending the night with you at night, and now I'm dead." My mom is going to nag me to death. ”
"Oh" Tu Hao looked like this, and said, "I thought it was a big deal."
You're such a big person, isn't it normal to spend the night outside? ”
"What do you mean it's normal to spend the night outside?" Qiao Linlang said dissatisfiedly: "Do you think I am that kind of woman?" ”
"How so?" Tu Hao waved his hand and explained.
"Hmph, I think that's what you think. You must think that I took the initiative to spend the night with you yesterday and think that I was a woman. It must be so. ”
As she spoke, Qiao Linlang actually shed tears.
Tu Hao was a little at a loss at this time, and hurriedly comforted: "Linlang, I really didn't mean that, what I just said was that you are so old, you have a few girlfriends, isn't it normal to spend the night at your girlfriend's house?" ”
"That's what you think?" Qiao Linlang asked suspiciously.
Tu Hao nodded hurriedly.
……
"Are you a bastard?"
"Big star?"
finally persuaded Qiao Linlang well, and after she left, Tu Hao also went out. I had nothing to do, so I just came to this café.
But I didn't expect to meet the big star Yang Ying I met that time.
was called a bastard as soon as they met, Tu Hao was naturally unhappy, even if she was a big star and a big beauty. So Tu Hao said: "I said big star, how do you talk?" ”
Yang Ying rolled her eyes and snorted coldly.
Seeing Yang Ying like this, Tu Hao was even more dissatisfied, so he said in a somewhat flirtatious tone: "How can we say that we don't know each other, right?" How can we meet like this to me? ”
"What did you say?" Yang Ying glared at Tu Hao fiercely and said.
Tu Hao smiled, "I don't know each other!" ”
"You ......" Yang Ying's already big eyes widened at this time, and she said angrily: "Do you believe that I warned you about harassment?" ”
Regarding Yang Ying's threat, Tu Haohun didn't care. He knew that Yang Ying's words were just momentary words. She is a big star, and if she comes to this show with herself, she will definitely lose more than she gains.
Besides, she didn't do anything, why did she sue herself for harassment?
So Tu Hao not only didn't care, but also reached out a little frivolously and suddenly pinched Yang Ying's chin, and then said: "I said chick, if you give the uncle a weird smile, the uncle will let you go as soon as he is happy, otherwise believe it or not, I will scream here, so that you can't get out of this door?" ”
"You ......"
Although Yang Ying was very angry at Tu Hao's words, she was even more angry at the frivolous action he had just made, but looking at his eager look and about to speak, she was about to scold, so she suffocated back.
Seeing Yang Ying deflated, Tu Hao smiled, "Little girl, that's right." ”
Although Yang Ying didn't speak, her eyes were full of anger and glaring at Tu Hao.
Tu Hao didn't care about Yang Ying's eyes, and still said with a smile: "Why are you unhappy, big star?" I've seen you sullen from afar, do you need to talk to me? ”
"Talk about you big-headed ghost! Do I know you well? Yang Ying finally couldn't help the anger towards Tu Hao in her heart, stood up and scolded Tu Hao: "You bastard, it's better not to let me see you!" ”
After scolding, Yang Ying turned around and picked up her bag and left.
Tu Hao looked at Yang Ying, who turned to leave, and suddenly felt that he should follow and take a look?
It's not that Tu Hao is a stalker, but now that he has nothing to do, he just wants to be a paparazzi and see what worries this big star.
Therefore, Tu Hao stood up and was about to catch up.
But as soon as he stood up, the waiter next to him said to him, "I'm sorry for this gentleman, the young lady hasn't settled the bill just now." ”
No way.
Tu Hao was unhappy, he wanted to catch up with Tu Hao, who was going to be a paparazzi, but now he was determined to do it for a real time.
Even if you can't catch anything interesting, at least get the coffee money back.
Therefore, after paying the bill, Tu Hao chased him out directly.
Yang Ying is very unhappy today, very unhappy, she just married her boyfriend Huang Daming who has been dating for several years, but in the past two days, Huang Daming had an affair with a female star in the country.
If this scandal was fake, she wouldn't be so unhappy and cry without tears.
The point is that this scandal is true.
And just now, when she rushed to the hotel where her husband Huang Daming returned to China, she actually caught him in bed.
The woman who fooled around with her husband was a woman who spread scandals with her husband in the Wa Kingdom.
How could she not be angry?
So she slapped Huang Daming angrily and ran out.
I wanted to distract myself, but I met Tu Hao, a bastard, so she was already unhappy, and she was even more depressed and angry.
Drink and go!
Yang Ying stretched out her hand to stop a taxi and headed towards the bar she frequented in Yanjing.
"Master, keep up with the car in front!" When Tu Hao came out, he happened to see Yang Ying getting into the car, so he stretched out his hand to stop a car, and said directly to the master of the taxi after getting in the car.
While driving, the master glanced at Tu Hao and asked, "Awkward with your girlfriend?" ”
Tu Hao was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Alas, don't mention it." Because I didn't want to buy her a bag, I played tricks on me. ”
"A man wants to be atmospheric, isn't it just a bag, if she wants it, you can buy it for her. Why do you want to do that? ”
"Master, you don't know. That bag is in the thousands. I'm just an office worker, and I don't have much salary in a month, and you say that it's a few thousand to buy a bag, how can I give it up?
Besides, I just bought one for her last month, and I'm going to buy it again this month, how do you say you're spending this day?
If it's just a bag, it doesn't matter, I just spent four or five thousand on her a few days ago to buy a dress, which is what she wears, you say......"
Tu Hao said how to lose, and he was secretly happy in his heart.
After listening to Tu Hao's words, the driver said angrily and sympathetically: "What do you say these young girls think now?" Have you ever been with people, or with money?
Little brother, don't want such a woman. ”
"But, she's pretty."
"Pretty?" The driver pouted and asked, "How beautiful?" ”
"It's beautiful." Tu Hao said: "Master, you know Yang Ying, right? ”
"Yang Ying? Is it the crazy goddess in Running Man? ”
"Yes, yes, that's her." Tu Hao said: "My girlfriend looks like she was born by a mother, so the masters are all men, you know." ”
"Okay, then I didn't say what I just said." The driver said: "Alas, I said that you are a boy, you are average in terms of appearance, and just now you also said that you are a salaryman, and you are not worth mentioning money." The girl is so beautiful, why do you fall in love with you? ”
Tu Hao pretended to smile shyly and said, "That, that one has a lot of staying power." ”
If Yang Ying heard the conversation between Tu Hao and the driver master at this time, she would definitely rush over with a kitchen knife and kill Tu Hao.