Chapter 60: Believe it or not, Lao Tzu has divorced you
Everyone looked for a voice, only to see a big beautiful woman in a police uniform suddenly break in. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Seeing that Di Di was dumbfounded, it was actually Xu Kexin, and Di Di's heart suddenly reached his throat.
"Little monk, you are really here, come and see me in the right place."
Xu Kexin smiled very brightly, but in Didi's eyes, her smile was more terrifying than that of a demon, and Didi felt a little chill in his heart. Only he knew what he had done, but he didn't expect her to find her home.
Fear is fear, but the play still has to be played.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Who is a monk, you can't just scold people because I'm bald, go and get me out, you're not welcome here! ”
Saying that, Didi took Xu Kexin's hand and was about to leave. He is now Liu Xiaoxiao's boyfriend, and if his grandfather knows that he has found a monk to deceive him, he will definitely vomit blood and die, although he really wants to see this scene.
Xu Kexin shook off Di Di's hand and shouted loudly: "Who is talking nonsense, I am your wife, have you forgotten?" We ...... even when we were young."
"Enough! What are you crazy doing when you go to someone's house and make a fuss? Are you still going to be shameless? ”
Di Di pretended to be calm, but he beat the drum in his heart, and he was out of the way for Liu Xiaoxiao.
But why did Xu Kexin suddenly find here, and said that he was his wife, this girl wouldn't be to take revenge on herself.
"Wife!?"
The crowd opened their mouths wide and said in unison.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding...... I don't know this crazy......"
"Stinky monk, don't you want to be responsible? Have you forgotten what it was back then? I've been waiting for you to come back, you've disappointed me! ”
The more Xu Kexin talked about it, the more sad she became, and she actually cried in the end.
Watching her tears trickle down, her eyes filled with resentment.
"Look at the good things you have done, people have chased you to the house, and you still don't admit it?" Liu Shishi was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and stood up and was the first to accuse Didi.
Didi now has the heart to jump into the Yellow River, and he is too wronged, when did I get to her. And I'm still a virgin, isn't that going to kill me wrongfully?
Di Di stared at Xu Kexin's eyes, trying to find a trace of deception in them, but what he saw was full of friendship and unwillingness. Did I really her when I was dreaming?
"Bastard, you still want to marry our family Xiaoxiao? Dream your big spring and autumn dreams! Xiaoxiao, I'll give you a month to think about it carefully, and after a month, no matter whether you agree or not, you must be engaged to Xiao Feng! ”
The old man, Liu Zhenbang, yelled loudly, obviously disappointed in Didi. Then he said to Xiao Feng in a gentle voice: "Feng'er, let's go, let this stinky girl reflect on it!" ”
"Okay grandpa. Xiaoxiao, I'm gone, I'll come back to see you when I have time! ”
As he spoke, he put the necklace and flowers on the table and followed Liu Zhenbang out.
"Take your stinky stuff, I don't need it!"
"Don't go, old man, let's have a good chat, it's okay to talk about kidney protection!" Di Di said with a courteous face, but Liu Zhenbang didn't look at Di Di.
But Didi didn't care at all, and still smiled and said, "The old man is good to go!" I often come and sit ...... when I have time."
After sending the two away, he came back and found a room full of women staring at him, Didi scratched his head and said with a shy face: "I know I'm handsome, but you don't have to stare at me like this, people will be embarrassed." He lowered his head as he spoke.
Liu Xiaoxiao glared at Didi angrily and ran upstairs. The stinky monk himself was really blind to ask him for help, and now not only has the mission failed, but he is also forced to marry.
"Dead bald, tell me what the hell is going on!"
Liu Shishi would not be deceived by Didi's sloppy eyes, and pinched the tender flesh on Didi's waist fiercely.
Di Di looked at Xu Kexin with a hideous face and pain: "What about you?" Let's talk about what's going on with you, I never treated you well, at most it's just a tease, don't frame a good person! ”
"Little monk, you don't remember me, I was the little girl who protected you back then. Ten years ago, we played in the police station, and I was your wife? ”
Saying this, it was the old lady who closed her mouth, and she lowered her head shyly, and her face was flushed with a faint flush.
"Ten years ago? Playing house? Wife? Dee Dee muttered to himself, suddenly as if he had thought of something, his expression of surprise and a hint of fear in his eyes.
"Are you...... You're the girl who shoved me down the toilet and forced me to call you wife? Didi was trembling all over, the nightmare that had haunted him for years was back, and as soon as he came back, he was beaten up.
"You've finally remembered! Husband ......" Xu Kexin put her arms around Didi's arm, looking very excited. But she didn't know what Didi's expression was now.
"Who...... Who's your husband? He's my bald pot pot! ”
Seeing that this sudden woman was about to snatch her bald pot away, of course Li Mengmeng would not agree. I saw that she immediately hugged Didi's other arm and refused to admit defeat.
"You woman with ******big breasts quickly flash me to the side, Didi is my husband, it's not you bald pot!"
This scolding amused Didi, ****** big breasts This is a compliment, are you praising her or scolding her?
Li Mengmeng pouted, she cared most about others saying that she had big breasts, because she thought that Didi didn't want her anymore, and she was very inferior. Now she actually scolds herself for having big breasts and scolding herself for having a big ass, and she can't stand it even in a kind girl.
"You...... You're mad at me...... You woman with no breasts and no ass, I won't leave my bald pot. ”
Di Di glanced at Xu Kexin's chest, it's not small, Li Mengmeng, you lie but you want to spank your ass!
Seeing Didi pulling and pulling between the two women, Liu Shishi suddenly felt a burst of anger in her heart, and scolded Didi is head and face.
"It's good that you're bald, it's in vain that my sister likes you so much, and she still lets you be his boyfriend. I can't imagine that you, an ungrateful guy, started hooking up with other women in front of your sister, and now you have brought her home, do you still want to be shameless? ”
Hearing this, Xu Kexin was unhappy, and before Didi could speak, he said, "How did you talk about this little girl?" Why did I hook up with my husband when we were together, your wife spoke cleanly, believe it or not, I invited you back to the bureau for tea! ”
"I'll just say what's wrong with you hooking up with a man, as a police officer, you're so shameless, I'm sorry!"
"That's it...... It's ......," Li Mengmeng said with her head shrunk behind Didi.
“……”
A war without gunpowder began, and Didi was very helpless, blaming himself for being too attractive, and the girls did not hesitate to scold him in order to compete for himself.
"Shut up for me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu divorced you all!"