Chapter 231: The Best Temporary Worker

Everyone's eyes were straight, and they looked at the people on the podium in a daze, and their hearts were beating drums, but they didn't dare to look directly at him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

The corners of the young doctor's mouth pulled up a beautiful arc, brushed his hair, and said in a deep voice: "Hello everyone! My name is Zheng Yichen, and I will give you a lecture today! ”

As soon as these words came out, it was like a hurricane, sweeping the audience!

The room was full of surprise!

"What?"

"Did I hear me right?"

"He's the mentor who's going to give us today?"

"I don't look like a qualified authoritative professor of orthopedics!"

"Could it be that Tianshan Tong's grandmother, who has practiced the Eight Desolations ** and is the only one who respects me, and is it possible to rejuvenate and rejuvenate?"

Even if there were three bigwigs such as Nie Lao sitting in the scene, they couldn't suppress the uproar, and everyone subconsciously lost their voices and exclaimed, converging into a powerful sound wave, almost tearing down the ceiling!

There were a few doctors who stretched their necks and gloated with a look of schadenfreude, waiting to see Zheng Yichen being criticized, but they were even more unbearable.

They seemed to have been punched head-on, their bodies leaned back, shook a few times, and their whole body strength was suddenly emptied, and they sat down on the chair like a lump of mud, leaving a crystal sticky saliva mark on the corner of their mouths, and they didn't think about wiping it, and fell into a blank unconscious state.

Nie Zefeng didn't need to look back, he also knew that the scene behind him was very chaotic, showing a meaningful smile, and did not blame these doctors for their restlessness, a few days ago, his actions in the ward were no better than these people.

Zheng Yichen smiled and looked at everyone's changing facial expressions, as if he felt very interesting, and after a minute and a half, he raised his eyebrows, half asked, half teasingly asked: "What?" One sentence scares you like this? Don't I look like a mentor? ”

The doctors in the audience secretly slandered to themselves: "Nonsense! Of course you don't feel like that! In this conference room, which doctor is not a round older than you, each of us is more qualified to stand on the podium than you! ”

Of course, these words can only rot in their stomachs, and they don't dare to speak at all, just because after Zheng Yichen came to the podium, they didn't see any radical reaction from Nie Lao and the others, which can prove that the young doctor in front of them is the mentor who is going to teach them today!

The few doctors who were frightened at the beginning looked sluggish as if they had been hit by a magic barrier, and nodded their heads mechanically, as if they were responding to Zheng Yichen's question.

Nie Lao suddenly slapped the table and laughed, pointed at Zheng Yichen on the stage and said, "Stinky boy, scare people, it's better than me, a bad old man!" ”

Nie Zefeng coughed lightly and said loudly: "Now that the teacher has arrived, it's time to go to class, everyone applauds and welcomes Dr. Zheng to come and teach all the doctors in our orthopedic department out of his busy schedule!" ”

After he finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding, Nie Lao and Zhou Jian were not far behind, and the other doctors in the audience didn't have time to think about all kinds of unreasonableness, the director took the lead in expressing his position, of course they had to follow behind and follow his leadership.

When the applause suddenly rose, it was slightly scattered and sparse, and in a few seconds, it was neat and consistent, one after another, coming and going.

Zheng Yichen smiled humbly, raised his hand lightly, signaled that the applause stopped, inserted a USB flash drive in his hand into the USB port of the laptop placed on the podium, opened the file on the computer screen, and pointed out the PPT lecture file that he had spent a night making, and projected it onto the white and wide screen through the projector connected to the computer.

"Okay, let's start the class, our lecture today is mainly about ......"

Zheng Yichen cleared his throat and began this unique lecture.

As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, Nie Zefeng and Zhou Jian looked solemn as if they were facing a great enemy, listened carefully, and at the same time took reading notes over and over again, and the tip of the pen swiped on the paper, making a rustling sound.

Zheng Yichen said that Nie Lao had completely mastered the content, and he was bored listening to it, as if he was bowing his head and taking notes seriously, but in fact he was scribbling, looking sideways at his son and disciples from time to time, and his heart was a little sour: "When I taught you before, I didn't see you so serious!" ”

When Zheng Yichen pretended to be rich and handsome to coax Yao Luqi's parents, he had already practiced a pretending to be profound, and this time his identity was a genuine tutor who was warmly invited by the director of the Department of Orthopedics to give a lecture.

At the same time, he also found that many things in this world have something in common, such as Lei Dong said that in the process of martial arts, it is necessary to overwhelm the opponent's theory with momentum, which is also used by him now, and is used in the opening of this time.

At the beginning of his lecture, he mainly talked about the postoperative rehabilitation therapy of several fracture patients that have been popular in recent years, analyzing the pros and cons, and the doctors in the audience listened, although they felt that he was good, they were still a little disapproving, they are orthopedic surgeons with decades of clinical experience, these therapies they are immersed in them almost every day, and they are familiar with the chest, where can they use Zheng Yichen's teaching?

Zheng Yichen remained silent, and after telling this, the words changed: "Next, I would like to recommend a new type of therapy to you, which has no side effects, is simple and easy to operate, has low consumables, and is inexpensive......"

Like a busker selling Bola Pills, he paused for a moment, took a deep breath, and smiled, "This new treatment is ...... Prick cupping with acupuncture! ”

This sentence successfully attracted many drowsy doctors in the audience, and they couldn't help but talk about it.

"Prickly cupping? Acupuncture? What is it? ”

"I've been studying medicine for so many years, and I haven't heard of it."

"Yes, when I was in college, my teacher didn't mention it."

A doctor specializing in Chinese and Western medicine had a vague impression and said, "These seem to be traditional Chinese medicine treatments......

The whispered exchange of ears did not interrupt Zheng Yichen's eloquent conversation, and he continued: "Next, let me introduce to you the theoretical basis and specific operation process of this therapy little by little!" ”

When Nie Zefeng and Zhou Jian heard this, they immediately became energetic, moved their buttocks, and sat upright, looking like they were facing a great enemy: Next is the main event! It was the key to them inviting Zheng Yichen to give a lecture!

Zheng Yichen explained in simple terms, the abstract and boring theory of Chinese medicine, under his excellent eloquence, became interesting, easy to understand, to be able to do this, he must have a great understanding of Chinese medicine, in order to say this kind of point-to-point, whipping into the remarks.

When he said this, the contempt on the faces of those doctors gradually dissipated, and there was no whispered discussion, all of them stretched their necks, like newborn sparrows waiting to be fed, looking at Zheng Yichen on the stage, greedily absorbing the relevant knowledge of Chinese medicine.

After Zheng Yichen finished talking about the efficacy of acupuncture cupping on blood circulation and blood stasis, as well as the theoretical basis of acupuncture Bahui acupoint, before he could talk about the practical part, someone in the audience suddenly raised his hand.

Although the lecture was interrupted, Zheng Yichen still felt very relieved, gently raised his palm, and motioned for the doctor who raised his hand to stand up and speak.

The doctor's face was excited and a little confused: "Old ...... Teacher, your lecture is very good, but I have a question, is this knowledge just a theoretical shell, or has it proved that it is already an effective method? ”

As soon as he said this, everyone else suddenly realized: yes, if it's just a theory, it has become a rhetoric, and it is no different from some pseudo-miracle doctors who say that mung beans can cure all diseases, and eating live loaches raw can cure all diseases.

Everyone present held their breath and waited for Zheng Yichen to answer this question.

Zheng Yichen smiled faintly: "This doctor, please take a seat, you just asked a very good question." I'm not going to answer on my own, though. Next, I would like to ask my assistant today, Mr. Nie, to answer your questions on my behalf, everyone applauds and welcomes! ”

After he finished speaking, his face was sly, and he glanced at Nie Lao under the stage, and then stepped aside and left the podium to Nie Lao.

"What? Nie Lao not only came to listen to the class, but also worked as an assistant for him? ”

"A generation of orthopedic authorities! I feel that my outlook on life and values over the past 30 years have collapsed at this moment! ”

"I remember, this doctor surnamed Zheng has been in and out of our department frequently, and he meets with Nie Lao, and it seems that they are studying this new treatment together!"

"Isn't it ...... Elder Nie has already treated patients with this therapy, right? ”

Seeing that Nie Lao slowly left his seat and walked onto the podium according to Zheng Yichen's words, the doctors in the audience began to be calm again, and it was difficult to accept this unreasonable phenomenon for a while!

Nie Lao knew his role in the teaching process from the last time Zheng Yichen asked him to come to the scene to help, and he was not in a hurry, took out the stack of X-rays in Zheng Yichen's folder, and began to show up to tell the story of his first medical case of treating postoperative fracture patients with new treatments.

As expected, in the process of Nie Lao's narration, the exclamations from the audience came and went, never stopped, as if it was in the unbridled sea, with undercurrents growing one after another, and waves of unevenness rose again and again.

It's no wonder that they, because the medical case that Nie Lao said has too significant efficacy, which can be described as appalling!

Nie Zefeng and Zhou Jian glanced at each other meaningfully, and a thought flashed in their hearts at the same time: "It seems that our reaction that day is not too embarrassing compared to this class of subordinates!" ”

Zheng Yichen is quite kind, and he didn't tell the medical case that he spent five days to treat Li Lishan's broken bones, otherwise, I'm afraid that few people present can maintain normal sanity!

With Nie Lao icing on the cake, the doctors in the audience finally determined that the new treatment that Zheng Yichen said was effective, after the initial shock and stunned, all of them were ecstatic, their faces were red with excitement, and they didn't know who said loudly: "Teacher Zheng, please continue the class!" ”

Others spoke up in support: "Yes, yes, we want Teacher Zheng to give us a lesson and teach us this new treatment quickly." ”

Nie Lao's face was stupid, and he was very unhappy: "This class of little rabbit cubs actually dares to rebel, and they want to drive me down!" ”

When he saw that Nie Zefeng and Zhou Jian were also gloating with a smile on their faces, and called on him to step down with his mouth, he glared at Zheng Yichen and said angrily: "Public opinion! Do you hear that? I had no choice but to comply. With that, he put his hands on his back and returned to his place.

Zheng Yichen looked at the enthusiastic eyes of those doctors, and his heart was also a little touched, feeling their unreserved support for him, he returned to the podium, and said loudly: "Next, I will teach you how to practice these two therapies and the specific process ......."

This large class of doctors, all of whom are older than Zheng Yichen, are sitting in a precarious position, listening to it as if they are fascinated, and the teaching atmosphere is very strong.

A few staff members of the personnel department, passing by the window of the conference room, looked at it at random, and saw this kind of scene, almost frightened, just because this kind of spectacle is simply a hundred years old!

You must know that in the field of medicine, whether it is traditional Chinese medicine or Western medicine, the most important thing is inheritance, and the emphasis on generations is very strict.

is like Nie Zefeng and Zhou Jian, as Nie Lao's disciples, even if they become the director of the Department of Orthopedics, they are worthy of the name of the first and second in command, and their status is far higher than that of Nie Lao, who has no real power, and when they see him as an old man, they still only nod their heads.

Therefore, it is rare for young doctors to give lectures to old doctors.

It is said to be rare, naturally because there are special cases of some medical wizards who are blue.

However, no matter how talented you are, you must wait until you are over thirty-five years old to be qualified to stand on the podium.

A person like Zheng Yichen who is in his twenties and can teach on stage can be said to be unique!

What's more, the average young doctor teaches the old doctor, and those doctors are just acting like they are in the audience, paying attention to a form, and will not pay attention to the lecture, how can it be like now, listening with relish, taking notes diligently, and looking hungry and thirsty?

Among the employees of these personnel departments, there happened to be an employee who took over Zheng Yichen's employment contract, because he was the only contract worker who was hired after the post reform in the past ten years, so this person has a deep impression of Zheng Yichen.

He was hit the hardest, and through the glass window, he looked at the high-spirited Zheng Yichen on the stage, and muttered to himself: "It's said that temporary workers are awesome, but I can be regarded as an eye-opener today!" ”

After Zheng Yichen finished playing the last PPT, he swallowed saliva and moistened his dry throat, and said loudly: "Okay, today's class is here, and then I will start to assign homework, after everyone goes home, we must practice needles according to the method I just taught, prick white radish or soap with milli needles, practice finger strength, next week, I will test the results, but those who do not pass, I will punish mercilessly!" ”

He winked at Nie Zefeng and Zhou Jian and grinned: "Even if it is two directors, I will treat them equally, if you can't pass the test, I won't show mercy!" ”

His joke amused everyone at the time, and they laughed one by one, and even the parties who were ridiculed in public couldn't help laughing, shaking their heads and laughing bitterly.

Zheng Yichen packed up his things and was about to step down, when someone suddenly raised his arms and shouted, "Teacher Zheng, tell us a little more!" ”

"Listening to your class, it's like an initiation, that's called a refreshing!"

"yes, I'm still unsatisfied!"

The others were also related, and echoed, looking at Zheng Yichen with their eyes, under the earnest gaze of everyone, Zheng Yichen was in a dilemma, and finally sighed and said: "Okay! Whoever told you that the foundation of Chinese medicine is weak, I will talk about the theoretical knowledge again. ”

When the doctors heard that he had compromised, their hearts were happy, and they cheered in unison: "Teacher Zheng, long live!" ”

"Hooray!"

Boss Nie shook his head with a look of disgust: "In the past, this group of people listened to the class, and they wished that the class would end soon, but now it's good, it's finally out of class, and they are still salivating and begging someone to delay the class!" It's really the sun hitting the west and coming out! Calling this kid to teach feels like he's slapping himself in the face, it hurts! ”

Zheng Yichen obeyed the public opinion and continued to talk about the basic theory of Chinese medicine for half an hour, and then officially announced the end of the class.

As soon as he finished finishing class, the doctors who were ready to go held their breath and galloped up like wild horses on the loose.

There were some doctors with USB flash drives, who obediently copied the video of his lecture, and other doctors surrounded Zheng Yichen and asked questions.

"Teacher, I have a question about the meridians, and I want to ask for advice."

"Teacher, when stabbing cupping, what is the point of piercing the depth of the flesh with a triangular needle?"

"Teacher, why don't you give me a needle and let me feel the needle sensation you said, okay?"

"Teacher, I'll invite you to a big dinner, and we'll talk about it slowly tonight."

The crowd was surging, everyone was full of enthusiasm, blinking their eyes for knowledge, talking non-stop, foaming at the mouth, and after a while, there was a dripping saliva hanging on his hair, as if he had just washed his hair.

From this, we can see how enthusiastic those doctors were!

Seeing that those doctors were getting more and more excessive, they began to move their hands and feet, some hugged Zheng Yichen's thighs, some pulled his arms, some hooked his neck, and some were slow, which was even more outrageous, directly pointing out like hooks, hooking Zheng Yichen's two nostrils!

When Nie Zefeng saw this battle, he frowned secretly, and hurriedly spoke out to maintain order on the scene, so that Zheng Yichen was able to regain his free body.

Nie Lao saw that Zheng Yichen, who was out of trouble, had a frightened look in his eyes, and his dissatisfaction with him stealing the limelight disappeared, and he patted him on the shoulder happily, and smiled gloomily: "Now you feel the favor of our department staff, right?" Frightened? ”

Zheng Yichen nodded with a bitter face, and said secretly in his heart: "Why are you frightened?" Looking at their posture, it's obvious that they want me to 'inseminate'! ”

Nie Lao laughed again, and wanted to stroke his head to show comfort, but his hand stretched out half and pulled it back.

You must know that Zheng Yichen's head is hung with the saliva of dozens of doctors!

This unique lecture, with the enthusiastic support of all doctors, ended the excitement, but the subsequent development caused a major earthquake in the central hospital!