Several subordinates had already decided that Hu Die and Yang Ming had a leg, and Hu Die didn't bother to explain anything, glared at Yang Ming and gritted his teeth and said, "Yang Ming, I really want to kill you!" ”

The beauty wants to slaughter the master, okay, Yang Ming said: "It's really angry, remember to go back and eat more fruits, don't eat chili, eat less greasy, add a dish of bitter gourd and scrambled eggs every day, stay up less late, and make sure you reduce the fire immediately." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"I don't have to worry about it, I won't eat bitter gourd scrambled eggs, it's bitter."

"I'm afraid of bitterness, in fact, it's very simple to remove the bitterness of bitter gourd, slice the bitter gourd and marinate it with salt for about ten minutes, and most of the bitterness will be removed. If you still hate it, I don't mind using a special solution for you. ”

"If you guy talks nonsense, I'll arrest you and take you to the bureau for two days." Hu Die gave a few of his subordinates who were listening with their ears pricked up a big look, beckoned Yang Ming to come a little farther away, and whispered: "I feel a little uncomfortable in the back for the past two days, do you want to recheck?" ”

Yang Ming pretended to be serious and asked, "It's uncomfortable in the back, how is it uncomfortable?" ”

Anyway, I showed it to Yang Ming and told him that it was nothing, Hu Die hesitated for a moment before speaking, "When it's convenient, it's hot, and I feel very uncomfortable." Is my hemorrhoids going to come back, and if so, when will you treat me again? Also, don't treat me temporarily, can you remove the root for me at one time, I don't want to have hemorrhoids for the rest of my life. ”

What is a temporary cure, the master lied to you, you really believe it, it looks shrewd, but in fact, it is quite simple, Yang Ming pretended to be very embarrassed, "You know your hemorrhoids best, and if they are serious to that extent, it is very troublesome to treat." If you go to an ordinary hospital, the most skilled proctologist will have to cut dozens of knives, and it will be very difficult to recover, and it will take at least ten days to get out of bed. I ask you, do you know what is the most painful thing for a patient who has just cut hemorrhoids? ”

If others may not know this kind of thing, Hu Die knows best, she has had hemorrhoids for several years, and she has not checked the information, "The most painful thing for hemorrhoid patients is that the anesthetic subsides after the hemorrhoids are cut." ”

"Look, I don't know how to pretend to understand, let me tell you, the most painful thing for hemorrhoids patients after surgery is not the anesthetic past, but when they have stool, others are fine, not so serious, and there are few cuts. What about you, it's so serious, it is estimated that you have to cut off half a catty of flesh, and when you go to the toilet for a period of time after surgery, it will hurt so much that you can't survive or die. Yang Ming said the facts to scare Hu Die, and made her beautiful face pale and miserable, "As for me, I will help you cure it temporarily, but if you want to eradicate the roots, it is a little difficult, and it is not impossible, you have to wait for a while." If you want to eradicate it now, there's only one way. ”

Yang Ming stopped halfway through his words, and Hu Die hurriedly asked: "What's the way, don't sell Guanzi, your ass is closed, tell me quickly." ”

"This method is actually very simple, wait for your hemorrhoids to slowly return to the level before I treated you, and then go to the hospital for surgery to remove it. Your physical fitness is so good, I think you will definitely recover in half a month. Of course, it is quite possible to cut off half a pound of meat. ”

Hu Die's face became more and more pale, cold sweat broke out, he grabbed Yang Ming's hand and begged: "Don't, I don't want to relapse, you treat me, even if it's just a temporary cure, it doesn't matter." ”

Yang Ming secretly said that it was a pity, I didn't have time today, otherwise I would definitely give this beautiful deputy director a follow-up, "In that case, then I will treat you regularly." I'm leaving Huadu today, and I'll contact you when I get back. ”

"What, you're leaving, how can I do it, what if my hemorrhoids come back after you leave?"

Yang Ming said: "Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion, and I will come back before you relapse." "You're all right, how can you relapse, you just don't know.

"What if you come back late, and yes, in the last few days, when I poop, it hurts so hot, I think it's going to relapse."

Yang Ming asked, "Do you like to eat chili peppers very much?" ”

Hu Die likes to eat chili peppers, but she has never dined with Yang Ming, "How do you know?" ”

"Beauty, deputy director, you still have chili powder in the corner of your mouth, you ran over before you finished lunch." Yang Ming said, took out a handkerchief and wiped the corners of Hu Die's mouth, "It's strange, you are a deputy bureau, why are you okay to go to the police, how comfortable it is to stay in the office on a hot day with the air conditioner." ”

"Don't think about my work so simply, if there is a big case in the city, don't talk about me, even the director has to be there as soon as possible. Also, don't wipe my mouth next time, what should I do if I am so intimate and misunderstood? ”

"What a misunderstanding, I wasn't your boyfriend a long time ago."

Hu Die rolled the whites of his eyes and said helplessly: "Why did I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend a few days ago, I shouldn't have looked for you at that time." No, I asked you about hemorrhoids, how did you talk about anything else. Hurry up, is my hemorrhoids about to recur, and the pain of poop is a precursor, right? ”

Yang Ming said: "You think too much, it hurts when you poop, not because you have hemorrhoids, but because you are on fire, and you eat too much chili peppers, and the things in the chili peppers are stimulated, of course, you will feel pain." Hey, what kind of eyes do you have, don't you doubt it? Don't tell me you don't know that spicy isn't actually a taste, but a pungent sensation, a burning sensation caused by chemicals such as capsaicin contained in chili peppers. Most of these things will not be absorbed by the human body, and will eventually be excreted with gastrointestinal metabolism, which can stimulate the mouth, and of course, other places can also be stimulated. In short, your hemorrhoids will not recur for the time being. The food is so spicy, it is estimated that it is still very greasy, and the work must be unstable if you are so diligent, no wonder you have such severe hemorrhoids. ”

"I don't have to worry about you, what I eat is my own business."

"It's really okay?" Yang Ming smiled evilly: "Forget it, in the future, when it relapses, you can go to the hospital to solve it." ”

"Don't. Don't be so stingy, it's a big deal that I'll listen to you and eat bitter gourd scrambled eggs a few more times. You've got the beginning of my business, and you'll have to get to the end. Hu Die made up his mind to rely on Yang Ming and ran away from him, there is no doctor in the world who can cure such a serious hemorrhoid in a short period of time.

"Okay, I'll take care of it to the end." Yang Ming said with a smile, the beautiful deputy director, the master will also take care of your next life.

While chatting, several policemen who went to the pig farm came out, and two of them brought out a worker from the pig farm, who was still unconscious.

Hu Die asked, "What's the situation inside?" ”

A policeman said: "This pig farm is a bit perverted, almost ten pigs are dried and piled together, and there is this person lying on the ground, and there are about 200 pigs in it, and nothing else has been found, let alone chemical weapons, and the smell of pigs is smoking." I think it's eighty percent, who is idle and has nothing to do, find trouble for our police, and then let my colleagues find out who reported the false police, catch that kid and fine him 2,000 yuan, he won't dare in the future. Oh yes, there are a few big breeding pigs in there who are a little perverted, and the sow screams so badly. ”

The three pigs haven't died yet, that is to say, the effect of the medicine is not enough to kill, the amount is almost grasped, now that so many police are here, there is no need to try again, Yang Ming said: "Deputy Bureau Hu, it seems that you are very busy, I won't bother, sister-in-law, let's go." ”

"Wait." Yang Ming left early, Hu Die hurriedly blocked him, "Let's make it clear first, don't tell me that this matter has nothing to do with you." Tell me, did you use some chemical weapons or anything like that? Or, what hex do you use? ”

Witchcraft, beauty, you really fantasize, Yang Ming shrugged his shoulders and said: "If I know witchcraft, I will confuse you as soon as possible, let you make my bed and fold the quilt for me, and warm my feet to give birth, what are you doing on the pig farm, do you want to find a pig to try evil arts?" ”

"You're a weird person, who knows if you're really good at witchcraft. If nothing else, it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong here, but it's definitely because of you, you can't let us come for nothing, you have to have an explanation. ”

"It's easy." Yang Ming pointed to the pig farm, "The fat pigs in it were all bought by my sister-in-law, and now we don't need them for the time being, so give them to the canteen of your police station, and the food to support the Huadu police should be good." ”

A policeman came to his senses, his eyes shining, "What, you're going to send more than two hundred pigs to our bureau." There are so many pigs, I'm afraid it's hundreds of thousands. ”

"What, it's too expensive?"

Hu Die said: "Who said we don't want it, since you are willing to give it, we dare to accept it." ”

The ancient hand Sakurako walked over with a smile, looked at Yang Ming with a pair of big eyes, then looked at Hu Die, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, you are too, what is wrong with giving it to others, I have never seen a beautiful woman pig." The money for buying pigs was demarcated from my account, and since you want to give it away, brother-in-law, it will be recorded on your head. ”

Yang Ming said with a smile: "No problem, it's just a group of pigs, even if you want to remember yourself on my head, I will admit it." ”

"Brother-in-law, you want to be beautiful, so I don't agree. There's nothing we need to do here, let's go, it stinks. ”

"Get back to the car." Yang Ming beckoned the ancient hand Sakura to get into the car, turned the front of the car to know the way of Xianghua, stopped when passing by Hu Die, opened the window, and said: "Deputy Bureau Hu, goodbye, don't miss me too much." ”

"The devil misses you."

"Hahahaha......"

Yang Ming let out a burst of laughter and drove away, and a policeman came to Hu Die's side, "Boss, your boyfriend is really weird, what is not good to give, send so many pigs, no matter how many people in our bureau can't eat it." ”

Hu Die didn't bother to explain the relationship with Yang Ming, "You still hate some of them." Hurry up and notify the bureau, let's find a few big carts to come and pull the pigs, we have settled on these pigs. Also, notify the police stations in the counties and townships below to send cars to divide the pigs, more than 200 heads, which police station has a share. Yang Ming, Yang Ming, I can't kill you to relieve your anger, I want to kill your pigs to relieve your anger, these pigs, I will personally go under the knife! (To be continued.) )