Chapter 190: Pretending to be able to eat can also be eaten

"What? Bastard, you fool me! I'll kill you! ”

Ning Xiaoyu lifted the small leather bag and hit Xiao Yi hard, but Ning Xiaoyu stopped just before he could cross his head, because Xiao Yi took out a plastic bag out of nowhere and handed it to Ning Xiaoyu with both hands. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You...... What do you mean? Ning Xiaoyu looked at the small black plastic bag and was a little stunned, could it be that this bastard wanted to play some tricks?

I saw Xiao Yi's tone sincere, and his eyes were full of sincerity looking at Ning Xiaoyu, "Since you want to pursue me, it doesn't matter if you fall in love with me in the future, but during this time, you are my private property, so I don't allow you to show your face!" ”

"Who...... Who's your personal belongings...... What a shame ......."

At this moment, Ning Xiaoyu's heart suddenly trembled violently, this is a feeling she has never felt when she is so big. Am I tempted by this bastard? Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could I like such a poor sling like him.

"It's not a day or two for me to be shameless, you better take it quickly, remember that you can only show me alone in the future!" Xiao Yi stuffed the plastic bag into Ning Xiaoyu's hand and went away with the wind like crazy.

Looking at the plastic bag in his hand, Ning Xiaoyu's eyes were a little fluttering. Then I saw her pat her cheek fiercely, "Ning Xiaoyu, what are you thinking, remember that you are the one who wants to be the wife of a rich family, you can't see that it has anything to do with people like him, you just want to use him to achieve your goals now." ”

Thinking about it, Ning Xiaoyu opened the plastic bag given by Xiao Yi at any time. And the next moment, she really wanted to take a pig-killing knife and stab this bastard a few times. This bastard actually gave himself a pair of panties, and it was the kind of sexy open-end panties.

"Xiao Yat, I'm going to kill you......"

Xiao Yi, who was walking on the road, sneezed several times in a row.

"Damn, don't think about it, Ning Xiaonizi must be scolding me, but it's worth it to be able to enjoy the scenery of the two dark forests in one day, hahaha......" Xiao Yi laughed out loud with a lewd smile, causing his classmates to cast disdainful glances.

However, at this time, Xiao Yi would always laugh at himself, "Hey! People are too handsome, and they are the focus of attention wherever they go. I'm so low-key, but ......"

"Snake spirit disease!" A passing classmate whispered.

"What did you say, little bunny? You're a snake spirit, your whole family is snake! ”

"Oh no, the snake spirit is crazy......" The classmate fled frantically.

Back in the dormitory, Xiao Yat was on all fours. Mother Bai Qiongyu went on a business trip and came back for a month. The work of Heyuan City has been prepared, and Xiao Chen and Xiao Duxue will soon go to the capital. Xiao Yi is still very yearning for living with a beautiful teacher, but if he wants to add his cheap father, Xiao Yi is naturally unwilling. So the troublesome mother moved herself out overnight.

I wanted my mother to spend some money and find a better dormitory, but my mother said that she had earned money and went to live in a good dormitory by herself. Xiao Yi suddenly wilted, it seems that his mother still has a nostalgia for stepping on a bad luxury car.

Looking at the four-person dormitory, the small room was less than 20 square meters, Xiao Yi talked repeatedly.

"Ma Dan, I'm used to living in the villa, and I'm really not used to coming to this slum. But I'm a pauper! Xiao Yi touched his pocket and found that he only had less than a hundred yuan left. Because it cost more than 100 to buy the pair of underwear, Xiao Yi has never been stingy with the gifts he gave to his woman, not to mention the kind of close-fitting clothes.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi couldn't help but show a lewd smile on his face.

He is the only one in the entire dormitory so far, and everyone else has gone to military training. Xiao Yi didn't go to military training, in his words, he was not interested, since he was not interested, then why should he suffer this crime.

Xiao Yi covered the quilt and fell asleep, he wasted a lot of time moving things last night, and then he actually ran home to sleep. Hey, I really don't know what I thought at the beginning. Am I also in love with home?

I slept in the dark, and slept until 5 p.m. In fact, Xiao Yi didn't want to sleep for so long, but only in this way would he not feel too hungry.

"Madan, I can't stand it!" Xiao Yat yelled and sat up directly. "Doesn't that mean you won't feel hungry when you sleep? Why do I feel like I can eat a cow now? ”

Xiao Yi had no choice but to get up to eat, and he didn't dare to eat the food in the cafeteria. What should I do if I don't have money, I can only nibble on instant noodles!

As soon as I had finished soaking a bucket of instant noodles, I heard a noise outside the dormitory, followed by the sound of the door being pushed on.

"Damn, if you hadn't stopped me today, I'd have rushed up to teach that ruler a good lesson. Mardan, the idea is all on our flowers, and he should really be taught a good lesson. ”

"Li Jin, you dissipate your anger, why are you so angry, no matter how arrogant he is, he can be arrogant for a few days, and they will get out of here before long. Rest assured, the flowers are still ours. ”

"But I just can't swallow this breath!" A man in a camouflage military uniform and a hat slanted roared angrily.

"Yo! Isn't this our great rich man? How to eat instant noodles. Zhuang Mingyu patted Xiao Yi's shoulder with a wicked smile and said. The name of Xiao Yat in the dormitory of the rich man was frightened yesterday.

Lincoln, or the extended version of Lincoln, stopped at the bottom of their dorm room last night. At that time, they thought that it was the leader who came to check the accommodation of the students, but who knew that it was the parents of the students, and they brought the employees here.

When the family came to their dormitory and said they wanted to stay, the whole dormitory went crazy. Because they really can't believe that the dormitory fee of 1,000 yuan a semester is for such a tyrant student to live in. It is estimated that 1,000 yuan is not enough for their expenses for a day, and suddenly everyone regarded Xiao Yi as the rich man of the dormitory.

Xiao Yi was not angry at their jokes, but thought of his two apprentices, and felt very kind. Xiao Yi smiled and said: "The rich man has been cut off from his wealth, and he may have to go to the canteen to pick up garbage and eat it tomorrow." ”

Hearing this, Li Jin, who was angry on the side, suddenly became energetic, "What's the matter, could it be that your family was found out to have taken bribes?" ”

"you! Is our Xiao family the one who does that kind of thing? Xiao Yi glanced at Li Jin and said angrily.

"Then you should tell me what's going on, otherwise it's hard for people to think that way." Zhuang Mingyu quipped with a wicked smile.

In the end, when Xiao Yi blackmailed a dinner, he told the truth.

"What? That stamped-down Ferrari at the school gate is yours! Both of them were shocked at the same time, "Tell me what the hell is going on!" Li Jin and Zhuang Mingyu kept shaking Xiao Yi's arms.

"Yes, one more meal!" It turned out that you could also eat by pretending to be big, Xiao Yi smiled secretly in his heart.

The two rolled their eyes, but they immediately compromised, "Uncle, you're so addicted to blackmail, but you better hurry up, we agreed!" ”

Xiao Yi shook his head and posed in a pose that he thought was cool, "It's very simple, two words, pick up girls!" (To be continued.) )