Eighty-one-one
Your sister's ears won't be so pointed, right? Yang Ming still hid and didn't come out, hiding in the bushes on the side of the road, maybe the two men were just blind. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The two men put Er Nizi down and shouted at the bushes where Yang Ming was hiding: "Don't hide, I know you are hiding there, come out quickly, if you don't come out, you're welcome!" ”
It seemed that it was really discovered, Yang Ming beckoned the second child and Lu Bao to come out, and walked towards the two men with a smile.
I was going to follow the two men to see where they went, but now that they have been discovered, there is no way, "You have very sharp ears, you can hear this." ”
When the man saw someone come out, he looked at it and looked at it, "Who are you?" ”
Yang Ming said: "You don't care who the master is, but I want to know who you are?" ”
The two men were silent, Lu Bao raised the weapon in his hand, and pointed the gun at the two men, "Be honest, you can reply whatever you ask, otherwise I will kill you!" ”
Seeing the gun, the two men's faces sank, as if they were afraid.
Er Nizi heard Lu Bao's voice and recognized who it was, her body couldn't help but writhe, well, she wanted him to come and save her, and the two men thought that there was someone else at hand, so they grabbed it and grabbed it by their throats, "Don't come here, or I'll kill her!" ”
Lu Bao was in a hurry, and hurriedly found Yang Ming to find a way, "Team leader, what should I do?" ”
Yang Ming said: "It's easy to do, don't you have a grenade on your waist, throw one away." ”
"What, throw a grenade over!" Lu Bao is even more anxious, where are you playing, in addition to the two fake mountain gods over there, there is also my future daughter-in-law Erniezi.
"If you don't lose it, right, I'll lose it." Yang Ming quickly took a grenade from Lu Bao's waist and threw it forward.
"Run!" The two men were so frightened that their souls were about to fly, and they didn't care about Er Nizi, so they got up and ran away.
Er Nizi's legs and feet were tied, and when she saw a grenade draw a parabola, she landed on the side of her feet, her eyes rolled in fright, and she fainted with fright.
Not only were the two men and Er Nizi frightened, but the second child reflexively turned his head and ran, ran two steps and threw himself on the ground, reducing the surface of the bomb as much as possible, covering his ears with both hands to prevent being stunned by the loud noise. At this time, the two men were already lying down.
As for Lu Bao, when he thought that the grenade would explode in the next second, his delicate girlfriend Er Nizi would be blown up, and he was completely stunned, and he was stunned and moved.
After waiting for a few seconds, the explosion that Lu Bao expected did not sound, and the person laughed wildly, "Dud? Hahaha, it's a dud, it's a dud......"
Yang Ming teased: "It's a shame that you are a soldier, the grenade doesn't pull the ring, can it explode?" ”
"I didn't pull the ring." Lu Bao's smile froze, yes, Yang Ming took the grenade and threw it away, he didn't pull the ring at all, how could it be blown up.
Yang Ming said: "Silly boy, don't be stunned, go see how your girlfriend is." Second, follow me to arrest someone. ”
Lu Bao ran to check on the situation of Er Nizi, the second child got up from the ground, lay down too violently, didn't notice the situation on the ground, and now his face is also broken, and his clothes are also cut out of a big hole, and his clothes are full of ash, and he can't say it, and said with a bitter face: "Boss, you also informed me in advance, you look at my clothes, you look at my face." ”
You deserve it, who called you stupid, Yang Ming said: "Don't be poor, go and arrest someone for me." ”
"I'll catch them, and I'll blame those two grandsons." The second child trotted all the way over and grabbed the two men who were still lying on the ground waiting for the bomb to explode.
The second child grabbed the people in front of Yang Ming and kicked them down one by one, "Boss, the people are here." ”
Before Yang Ming could open his mouth to ask, a man shouted loudly: "Who are you?" ”
Yang Ming said: "You don't need to know who the master is. But who are you, and who is the ancestor you just mentioned, the master is very interested in knowing. ”
Hearing the word Old Ancestor, the two men were excited, and one of them gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you want to know anything from my mouth, we won't say anything!" ”
"Don't say yes, the master has a way to make you speak. Second, go find a stone and smash it at me one finger at a time. ”
The second child immediately found a stone, "If you are interested, what do you say when the boss asks, what is nothing, if you don't say it, don't blame me for being polite!" Don't think I'm a vegetarian and I don't have a knife with me, and I still hit you with stones! ”
Yang Ming said: "I told you to smash it, I didn't ask you to scare them, hurry up." ”
"Really, really hands-on." The second child held the stone and gestured, but he really couldn't get his hands down, "Or, boss, are you coming?" ”
"Hmph, you don't need to force me, we won't say anything if you force us again. You guys, the ancestors will not let you go, the ancestors will avenge us! One man roared hysterically, and suddenly the words stopped, black blood came out of the corners of his mouth, and black blood also appeared from the corners of the other man's mouth, and both of them committed suicide.
The second child put down the stone and probed the two men's snorts, which were already dead, "Hell it, as for it." You grandsons pretended to be mountain gods to abduct women, and they were caught and committed suicide, what kind of poison is this, where is it hidden? ”
Yang Mingnian bent down and touched the two men separately, the tentacles were cold, definitely not the temperature that a person who had just died should have, "They are not poisoned." ”
"It's not poisoning, what's going on?" The second child also learned from Yang Ming and touched the corpse, "Strange, why is it so icy?" ”
Under the starry sky, the bodies of the two men changed, the originally pale skin suddenly turned gray-white, and then, a little black markings appeared, the markings couldn't help spreading, it was useless for a minute, it was covered with exposed skin, and then, the skin began to ooze water droplets, and when the water droplets stopped seeping, the two corpses had shrunk by nearly half, and the skin became black, as if they had been dead for a long time.
"W-what's going on?" The second child smacked his tongue, thought of somewhere, and chuckled in his heart, "Could it be, these two people have died a long time ago, what we saw just now is not a person, it is a zombie?" ”
"I don't know if it's zombies or not, but what you said about them would have died a long time ago, it should be true, otherwise the people who just died wouldn't have changed so much, and these two corpses look like they've been dead for at least a year or two." Yang Ming frowned slightly, the situation of these two people is too weird, it is not right to say that it is a zombie, when I saw it just now, in addition to being a little gloomy, no matter how you look at it, they are all living people, but how can a living person die all of a sudden and become what it is now, is it possible, what kind of evil art?
Not far away, Lu Bao was busy untying the ropes and seals that bound Er Nizi's hands and feet, and shook her gently, "Er Nizi, wake up, wake up." ”
Er Nizi woke up leisurely, looked around blankly, and said cowardly: "Is this the underworld?" Why did you come here and you were blown up too? Lu Bao, I'm sorry for you, you went to be a soldier, I got along with Huang Yang in Huangzhai Village, I always felt sorry for you, but I didn't dare to write to tell you, now that we are all dead, I will tell you, don't blame me. ”
All of a sudden, Lu Bao's face turned green, "You fuck the hammer, you cuckold me!" ”
"No, I'm with him, and I haven't slept with him yet. Lu Bao, don't be angry, your conditions are so good, don't worry about finding a daughter-in-law, I will pay attention to you when there is a good one in the future. As she spoke, Er Nizi's words stopped, her eyes glared at Yang Ming, who was approaching, and exclaimed, "The impermanence ghost is here!" ”
Yang Ming said: "The master's surname is Yang, not the surname is none." ”
Lu Bao was bitter, he heard that his girlfriend Erni had an accident, so he hurried to save him, who knew that he would get this result, he had joined the army for less than a year, and his girlfriend had followed another man, grabbed Er Nizi's shoulder and shook it vigorously, and asked loudly: "How did you hook up with that Huang He, if you can't say a way, I will fight with him!" ”
Er Nizi said: "What are you fighting, aren't we all dead, it's a big deal that I will be your daughter-in-law in the next life." ”
"You don't have to live in the next life, if you have a grudge, you have to take revenge now." Lu Bao said, he was about to pick up Erniszi's pants, so frightened that Erniszi hurriedly protected the belt of his pants, "What are you doing, you are dead, and you are still thinking about that thing." ”
"Who said we died, you and I are alive and well. I wanted to sleep with you when we were in the same person, but I was thin-skinned, and now that you're hooking up with someone else, I'm going to ** you, cuckold that yellow or something! ”
"What, not dead?" Ernimazi pinched her face, well, it hurts, she really didn't die, but she moved her hand coldly, Lu Bao untied her trouser belt, grabbed the pants and pulled them down, two white thighs were exposed, and there was a pair of red pants.
Seeing that Lu Bao was going to play really, Yang Ming dragged the person up, and Lu Bao shouted: "Team leader, don't stop me, today I will say that I will wear a few green hats to which adulterer!" ”
"Don't be busy playing **, there are many women in the world, and there are other things without this. Let me ask you something, what about the two people just now, do you recognize them? ”
"They, I haven't seen them, but I listen to the accent, it looks like it's from Xiaozhang Village."
"From Xiao Zhang Village." Yang Ming pondered for a moment and pointed in the direction the two men were walking just now, "Is that the road leading to Xiaozhang Village?" ”
"That's right, from Heixiongzi Village to Xiaozhang Village, you just take this road." After speaking, Lu Bao found that Er Nizi had already put on her pants, and hurriedly shouted: "Team leader, let go of me, I want to be a cuckold." No, which adulterer am I going to cuckold. Or, team leader, come along, and we'll cuckold that adulterer together! ”
Master together? Yang Ming smiled: "Don't mind, I'm not good at that." Don't make a fuss, don't do things you shouldn't do in order to get angry. ”
After Yang Ming finished speaking, he let go of Lu Bao and called the second child to return the same way.
Lu Bao pounced on Er Nizi with red eyes, frantically tearing each other's clothes, and after a minute, he suddenly stopped moving, and Er Nizi saw that he didn't move, "Why don't you move?" ”
"I figured it out, the team leader was right, I shouldn't be muddy, forget it, I'm leaving."
Lu Bao got up to leave, Er Nizi was anxious, and hugged him, "If you make a mistake, you will make a mistake, it's a big deal, you are a mistake, Huang Yang and I blew it, just make up your mind to be your daughter-in-law...... Don't be stunned, you're going to make a mess......"
"No, I'm too nervous, wilt." (To be continued.) )