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As a girl who couldn't play the piano at all, she deliberately came to the pavilion to sit in the pavilion in broad daylight and pretend to be melancholy, wanting to attract Ye Shu's attention, but Ye Shu glanced at it and ran away.

So the Aster Fairy was very angry.

However, Ye Shu didn't understand why this fairy was angry.

"Immortal Master, my situation is a bit special, I'm actually dead, but my ghost soul is not dead, Zhang Wuji is not a living person, I'll just walk around, if you don't like it, I'll go back immediately."

Ye Shu was really cowardly, this fairy called him Zhang Wuji as soon as he opened his mouth, obviously knowing his bottom very clearly.

"I know you're in a special situation, isn't it just that your soul was beaten out by a magic weapon, but that's not a reason for you to wander around in the Heavenly Palace!"

Fairy Aster raised her head and looked at Ye Shu who was hanging in the air by the sound of the qin, with three points of annoyance and seven points of pride in her eyes.

It's been a long time since she's found such a fun prey, the Heavenly Palace is deep and depressed, and this Zhang Wuji definitely can't let it go easily.

"Fairy spare my life, I was really wrong!"

Ye Shu panicked to death, writhing in the air like a salted fish. Aster stroked the piano gently, and her white and slender fingers plucked the strings like a funny one, making Ye Shu tremble as well.

"It's actually very simple for me to spare you, just make me happy."

Aster finally exposed her evil intentions, Ye Shu was stunned, and secretly wondered if this fairy had a hole in her brain.

Still, he looked respectful.

"It's not easy, fairy, I'll tell you a joke."

"Speak quickly, speak quickly!"

Aster slapped the guqin and was full of interest. Ye Shu shook violently in mid-air, and was almost dragged up to the sky by the sound of the piano.

"Don't shoot the piano, fairy...... The joke goes like this, once upon a time, there were three people who went to the Amazon jungle to play together and were caught by cannibals, they were Ye Shu, Zhang Wuji and Ying He. ”

Ye Shuzheng said, Aster pestle lifted his thighs, and excitedly asked him to continue.

"The cannibal chief originally planned to cook them, but seeing that Ye Shu was very handsome, he planned to give the three of them a chance to go to the forest to find a fruit and bring back ten."

Ye Shu paused, and gradually got better.

"The first to come back was Ye Shu, he brought back ten strawberries, and the chief asked him to eat all ten strawberries, and he couldn't have any expression during the eating, otherwise he would cook him. Ye Shu did it very easily, so he was saved. ”

"It's so long-winded, is it a joke? Simple! ”

Aster slapped the piano, and Ye Shu hurriedly said, "Okay, simple." ”

"The second one to come back was Zhang Wuji, Zhang Wuji brought back ten apples, and the chief also asked him to finish eating them, without any expression. Zhang Wuji ate nine with great difficulty, and when he reached the tenth, he suddenly burst out laughing, so he was going to be stewed. Ye Shu asked him why he suddenly laughed, obviously he was only the last one to be saved. ”

"Why is he smiling?"

Aster finally came to the interest and urged Ye Shu.

"Zhang Wuji said: Because I saw Yinghe come back with ten pineapples."

Aster blinked a few times, frowned again in thought, and then burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, Yinghe is so miserable, haha!"

She laughed and danced, and the guqin was broken by her. Accompanied by the chaotic piano sound, Ye Shu was also jumping in the air, and the whole person was about to faint.

"Sister Fairy, Sister Fairy...... Let me go...... I'm going to die......"

Ye Shu was dizzy, Aster smiled and burst into tears, and kicked off her boots.

"Okay, Zhang Wuji, you are quite humorous, but I'm curious, these three protagonists, you give preferential treatment to a person named Ye Shu, and let him live, but you yourself want to die, what, do you like Ye Shu?"

Aster, who had laughed enough, finally let go of Ye Shu, Ye Shu fell to the ground and convulsed a few times, and said weakly: "It's not a secret...... Ye Shushuai Xiang, who was already fascinated by him, couldn't help but be kind to him. ”

Aster's eyes lit up, flashed a green faint light, and then whispered, "You are good at Longyang?" ”

She said, swallowing excitedly.

Ye Shu's old face twitched,? Are you a rotten girl? So excited?

"No, no, I just worship Ye Shu, he is handsome and powerful, he is my role model, and he is definitely not as good as Longyang."

"Hmph, most men won't admit it, I've gone through so many dynasties, and I've even seen emperors who like men, don't try to lie to me, you're just good at Longyang!"

Aster rubbed her little hands together, and was so excited that she seemed to see a baby.

Ye Shu's heart trembled, it's over, Lao Tzu seems to have been caught by a perverted old filthy woman.

"Ah, I suddenly want to go to the toilet, so I'll go first."

Ye Shu mustered up his strength and hurriedly slipped away.

Zi Wanxiu reached out and grabbed his shoulder: "Zhang Wuji, from today on, I will be your master, you come with me, just hand over your body to the senior brother, he will train ...... He will teach you how to cultivate immortals. ”

Wait, what? The body is handed over to the elder brother?

Ye Shu had a chill, are the people in this heavenly palace too boring, and they have a perverted bad taste.

Ye Shu resolutely couldn't compromise, he had to look at his body.

"I'm really going to the bathroom, bye."

Ye Shu was determined to run, but Aster held down his shoulder, like Mount Tai pressing on the top, he couldn't move.

"Zhang Wuji, do you look down on me? You must know that in Penglai Immortal Island, the most powerful soul is His Royal Highness, I teach you to cultivate the soul, are you still not happy? ”

Well?

Cultivating the soul?

Ye Shu didn't run away, it seemed to be beneficial.

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, your soul is so weak that you can't even withstand the attack of the Soul Devouring Sword, it's useless. Cultivating immortals is not only about cultivating the body, but also about cultivating the soul. Others are one body and soul, and they want to cultivate together, and the progress is very slow, but now you have one body and one soul, and you just practice separately, so it's a rare opportunity. ”

Aster is serious, but there is evil hidden in the depths of her eyes, and she doesn't know what the hell she has in mind.

Ye Shu listened to it with a lot of yearning, cultivating his soul.

"I'll just practice with you, but don't toss me around."

"Don't worry, good apprentice, the teacher will treat you well."

Aster smiled and swallowed without a trace.

Ye Shu apprenticed to his master, and at the same time asked one more question: "Master, how do you know that it was the Soul Devouring Sword that injured me?" ”

"You can see it at a glance, in the past, the Soul Eater Sword was flooded, and the cultivators had one hand, which was too unfair to the weak cultivators, so the Soul Eater Sword was abolished by Xiandao, but there were also some people who hid the Soul Eater Sword."

Yes?

Soul Eater Sword flooding? Stealing chickens and dogs?

Ye Shu couldn't help laughing, Yinghe, Yinghe, you think you have a treasure, but you don't know that it's a garbage!

On the east coast of Penglai Xiandao, on a luxury cruise ship, Yinghe Tie stared at the sea with a blue face.

Many soldiers and boys have been completely exhausted, and they don't want to move when they float on the sea.

"Keep looking for me! If you can't find Ye Shu's body, no one wants to get on the boat! ”

Ying He scolded, his mentality exploded, in fact, he already knew that Ye Shu had escaped, but he was unwilling to accept it.

The people in the water did not dare to speak, so they had to continue to dig the water like landlubbers.

At this time, a young master with messy hair and flip-flops walked out of the cabin, it was Rui Zhi.

"Huh? What's wrong? You're fishing, there's no food on board, are you? ”

Rui scorched on the white rabbit toffee and looked at the water curiously.

A group of people stopped talking, and unconsciously looked at Yinghe. Ying He softened his expression a little, and said with a reluctant smile: "Young Master Rui, Ye Shu offended the Qilin family and was knocked into the water by me and disappeared, I want to find him and bring him back for the Qilin family to punish." ”

Rui Zhi's thick eyebrows were raised, and the white rabbit toffee was no longer chewed.

"Don't fish, there are sharks everywhere here, it is estimated that they were eaten by sharks, drive the boat back, the legend of Penglai Xiandao is fake."

With a wave of his hand, everyone was immediately liberated and boarded the boat.

Ying He narrowed his eyes and was furious, but in the end he didn't speak.