Chapter 14 Toileting
"Yes, but we just need to take a tour around here. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Maier pointed in the direction of the public toilet, "and we'll get around there." ”
"Do you just need to walk around there?"
Myer's tone sounded like he just wanted to turn around a little and go back, which made Yu Mingli feel very sorry. She was eager to hear Mel talk about his father, and if she just walked around the neighborhood, the conversation would be over before it had even begun.
Yishan didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Maier's gourd, but Maier kept giving her a look, and she could only reply with Meier's words.
"Well, just walk around over there."
After receiving an affirmative answer, Yu Mingli felt a little lost in his heart. But after thinking about it, Liang Yuecheng's negotiation team would not leave until tomorrow morning, so she still had a chance to meet with Maier today, and her mood immediately improved.
So Yu Mingli took Yishan and Maier in the direction of the public toilet. Maybe the brain has been Gray? Because of Byrons' occupation, she completely forgot that she was now taking the city lord of Liangyue City, who had already made her identity public, and Gray? Byrons' son walks down the street.
The accompanying soldiers were afraid that the two men would make a mistake, so they raised a mental alert around them, for fear that someone would suddenly draw a flying knife or a pocket crossbow to assassinate the guests in the 29th Village. Unaware of the nervousness of his soldiers, Yu kept his head down and thought about how to talk to Maier and how to ask him about Gray after talking. The Byron thing.
Yu Mingli's silence made Maier sure of his judgment, and he knew that it was not pleasant to hold back, so he quickened his pace of progress so that Yu Mingli would suffer less.
The group soon came to the vicinity of the public toilet. After the small thatched house came into view, Maier pretended to point ahead and asked Yu Mingli, "Oh? That's an interesting building! ”
Mel walked fast, and Yishan, who was walking beside him, was always trying to keep up with him. As a result, he said such a sentence coldly, choking her so much that she almost fell to the ground without a heel.
What kind of crazy is this guy smoking? Why don't you even know the public toilet!
"Huh?"
Yu Mingli was also stunned, she followed Maier's finger and looked over, and saw that Maier was pointing to a public toilet, which made her not know how to speak.
She doesn't think Gray? Byrons' son doesn't even know the public toilet, so she thinks something must have gone wrong with the public toilet that caught Meier's attention.
Could it be that the public toilets in Liang Yuecheng are all built luxuriously? Or is it that the public toilets in Twenty-Nine Village are too shabby?
In fact, the public toilets in Twenty-Nine Village are not shabby, the thatched houses are very clean, and there are four compartments, each with a pit. Nami Lodge is very public and has flowers and shrubs planted outside the public toilets so that the stench does not affect the surroundings. Every night, there are manure diggers who come to clean up the manure and carry it to the manure pit at the edge of the field.
"Let's go check it out!"
Without waiting for Yu Mingli to answer, Maier walked straight outside the public toilet. At this time, it happened that no one was going to the toilet, and those who wanted to come to the toilet were stopped outside by Yu Mingli's soldiers, so green ropes were hung on the doorknobs of the four compartments. Public toilets everywhere have similar devices to alert people if there is no one in the toilet.
"Oh, it's a public toilet."
Maier pretended to slap his palm, an expression of sudden realization.
"Actually, I thought it was like it at first, but after seeing the flowers planted outside the toilet, I couldn't figure it out, thinking it was some kind of special building."
"Well, I see."
Yu Mingli was immediately relieved to see that Maier had a misunderstanding because of the flowers outside the toilet.
"That...... In that case—"
"In that case, let's go in and have a look!"
Maier interrupted Yu Mingli with a smile. He took off the green rope from the doorknob and held it in his hand, opened the door of the toilet and walked in, then closed the door and did not come out for a long time.
Belch...... What's going on?
Everyone stared at each other outside the toilet, and time seemed to stand still at this moment.
This guy wants to go to the toilet!
The first to react was Yishan, who held her forehead helplessly, not knowing what to say.
But there is really him, and there is such a big battle when he goes to the toilet.
Not...... I also feel a little bit of it when he makes such a fuss......
Yishan looked around, and coughed lightly before everyone could react.
"I think my cousin is right, since I'm here, let's go in and have a look, and I should experience the exotic scenery."
With that, she took off the green rope from the doorknob, held it in her hand, opened the toilet door and walked in, and closed the door. The compartment Yishan chose was next door to Maier, and after Maier heard the sound of the door closing, he thought it was Yu Mingli coming in, but he didn't want to hear Yishan's breath of relief immediately after.
How did she get in?
Mel twisted his neck, puzzled. He just wanted to knock on the wall and ask Yishan what he wanted to do, when he heard the sound of running water.
Turns out she wants to go to the toilet too!
Maier blushed and hid on the other side of the cubicle, he wanted to cover his ears and silently recite "Integrity is nothing more than thinking", but the sound of running water irritated his bladder and made him urge to urinate.
Forget it, it's all here, how inappropriate is it not to pee and go again?
So Maier unbuckled his trouser belt, ready to drain the excess water out of his body.
At this time, Yu Mingli outside finally realized what had happened. She saw that the two guests had already entered the toilet, and it was not appropriate for her to stand outside, so she could only walk into the cubicle next to Yishan.
The sound of Yu Mingli entering the door made Yishan a little surprised, but she only thought that Yu Mingli was worried about her and Meier's face, so she deliberately came in to "accompany the toilet". As soon as the door on the left closed, the sound of running water came from the right. She was stunned for a moment, and she didn't think much about it, so she could only cover her ears with a red face.
After a while, Mel was the first to come out of the toilet.
Yu Mingli's soldiers were very clever, and they made three basins of water early and put them outside, and when Maier came out, they brought the basins to him to wash his hands. While Maier was washing his hands, Yishan also came out with a slight red face.
While washing his hands, Yishan glared at Maier angrily, making him feel inexplicable. After that, Yu Mingli, who "accompanied the toilet", also came out, although she didn't go to the toilet, she also washed her hands.
After that, Yishan and Yu Mingli said some necessary words, after which Yu Mingli sent Yishan and Maier back to Nami Castle. Upon returning to Nami Castle, Yu insisted on sending the two back to their room - of course, her main purpose was to ask Maier about Gray? The Byron thing.
Meanwhile, in Myer's room, three maids stood in a triangle with red ears in front of them.
There was no doubt that the three maids were not blushing out of anger. The reason why they became like this was because they had to deal with a big problem - that is, the one that Maier misunderstood about Yu Mingli.
Since Kiki and Bird are still facing each other on the surface, neither of them can leave their positions. Xiao Ye was actually the first to have a problem, but she couldn't leave when her friends and seniors were confronting, so she couldn't go either.
Later, Kiki and Bird both find out about each other's problems, and things go sour.
How dare this guy slap me! Now you will be punished!
Hmph, even if you can endure it again, can you still endure it with me, a person born as an evil witch?
Give it up! Let's pee your pants! Shame on you!
Hehehehehehe...... I'm laughing at you in advance...... Hehehehehehe......
-- This is the inner activity of the bird.
Can't disgrace the owner!
Can't even be compared to this layman!
Be sure to nail her to the pillar of shame! This is the punishment she deserves!
Hehehehehehe...... Pee bar...... Hehehehehehe...... Let's pee out......
-- This is Kiki's inner activity.
How long will they have to confront each other?
Not...... I can't stand it, I can't stand it...... It's going to leak out......
Master...... Woowoo...... Come back soon, master...... Woowoo......
- This is the wail in Xiao Ye's heart.
So the three maids could only consume like this, even if they desperately clamped their legs, they had to endure it.
Fast...... I can't help it!
The lobule is half-arched, and it is about to reach its limit. But just then, Maier returned.
If Maier had only returned to the guest room alone, the problem of the three maids would have been satisfactorily resolved. Kiki and Bird can't have a conflict in front of Myer, and Leafy can be liberated. It's a pity that Maier didn't come back alone, he was followed by Yu Mingli and Yishan.
In fact, at first, only Yu Mingli wanted to follow Maier back to the room, and Yishan originally wanted to go back to her room to rest. But the way Yu Mingli clinged to Mel made her feel very unhappy, so she followed.
"Lord...... Master! You're back! ”
As Mel opened the door, three red-faced maids stood in a row, greeting him in a very strange standing. Maier thought something was strange about the maidens, so she asked.
"Are you alright?"
"Master, we're fine."
Kiki forced a smile, she didn't want to embarrass Mel in front of outsiders.
"But your faces are all red, do you have a fever? Do I need to call a doctor? ”
"Multi-...... Thanks a lot...... Master...... Care...... I...... We...... It's okay......"
Although Xiaoniao doesn't only think about Maier like Kiki, she also knows that this kind of problem can't be said in the open, especially in front of a big person like Yishan. Xiao Ye beside her was about to reach her limit, and it was already her limit to be able to stand here without moving, so she didn't say a word.
Yishan and Yu Mingli, who are also girls, can see at a glance that something is wrong with the three maids, but in front of Maier, they are not easy to say about it. The two glanced at each other, and there was a plan in their hearts.
In this room, there is only one person who has nothing to do with Meier. Even if it was to relieve the maids, it would not be her turn to speak. So this task can only be given to Yishan.
"Mel, tell your maid to make us a pot of tea."
Yishan chose to take a side detour and find a way to spend the maids away, so that they would be liberated. As soon as she mentioned something related to water, the three maids collectively made a stir and almost didn't open the floodgates to release the water.
Maier felt that her maids were already like this, and Yishan also asked them to make tea, which was too much. But when he thought about it, although Yishan is usually not very reasonable, she is not the kind of person who doesn't care about the lives of others. Combined with the current state of the three maids, Maier finally understood their current problem.
"Oh, I see. The three of you go to the kitchen to make us a pot of tea, and we are not in a hurry to drink this tea, so you don't need to be in a hurry, just remember to bring it. ”
"Yes...... Be! Master! ”
As if they had been pardoned, the three maids hurriedly twisted their steps and left the room. The way they walked was so funny that after they left the room, Maier, Yishan, and Yu Mingli couldn't help but laugh out loud.