ps: Seven-seventh welcomes Singles' Day, this feels ......

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Everything in this world is like a cover of ideas, a wave of unsettled, a wave of rise. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Jiang Sanpao used three 90-minute-long video materials related to the design of the hood to get rid of the MV of "Not Afraid, Not Afraid", and saw a newly uploaded video -

"Scrubbing?"

The three guns were a little confused.

"Is this another new song?"

His eyes widened, and he clicked on the latest Weibo posted by Shuai Leilei, who he was concerned about-

"This video MV is exclusively sponsored and broadcast by the 'Courage' brand of various daily necessities! ――You really need 'courage' to face everyday problems~~~"

Three guns: "Poof! ”

Half speak, half sing;

It's the same as "Not Afraid, Not Afraid".

Of course, it was not this that made the three guns almost go berserk, but as soon as the lyrics and composition page of "Wash and Brush" disappeared, a dirty flush toilet appeared in the shaking shot!

Although there is no poop inside, I don't know what kind of paint is used to brush the surface of the white porcelain, a yellow one, a black one, and something like egg yolk!

"This Nima ......"

Jiang Sanpao burst into tears!

The lens kept shaking, almost sticking to the top, and then slowly lifted it, but it turned around and aimed at Lei Feng in the lens!

Lei Feng in the camera, staring at the toilet, gritting his teeth, but in the next second, he suddenly raised his eyebrows and smiled, facing the camera squarely, revealing eight shiny teeth; At the same time, with a lift of his right hand, he took out a toilet cleaning brush with the "enlarged version" and "courage" brand trademarks from his back......

Jiang Sanpao: "......"

it!

This ad is so undisciplined.

In Jiang Sancang's spraying rice, the MV officially began, a rather tragic music sounded, and at the same time, the camera cut to the eight killing Matts.

The killers were solemn and stood like martyrs.

Jiang Sanpao: "......"

When the labor council will believe you?!

The three cannons were ready, and sure enough, with a "hmm", a flaming red lip greeted the camera!

Jiang Sanpao: "......"

Nima is so ugly~~

The three guns were almost cried by Lu Qiang!

"I only guessed the beginning, but not the end..."

Three cannons cry silently!

in the video.

With an "oh oh", the eight people who were standing suddenly jumped away!

"Scrub scrub~"

"Oooh!"

"Wash Brush Brush Brush Brush~"

"Uh-huh~oh-oh!"

Loud music plays!

Eight people dodge!

Almost at the same time as the word "wash" sounded, Lu Qiang took off his shirt! Then take out a towel with the big "Courage" brand trademark hanging on it, and quickly take a shower!

Jiang Sanpao: "......"

His gaze took his eyes off Lu Qiang-

Wang Xitian is holding a tooth cup in his hand and brushing his teeth;

Chen Chao is holding a mop and mopping the floor;

Wang Xijun held a board brush in his hand and brushed his clothes vigorously;

Yang Feifei held the washboard and rubbed her pants vigorously;

Lin Chan held a rag and wiped the plate;

Shi Rou sighed and wiped the cup;

...

The music is playing,

"Wash and scrub scrub scrub and scrub I'm scrub~ oh oh!"

"Wash Brush Brush Brush Brush~"

“one、two、three、go！”

With the last "go! Lei Feng took out the cleaning brush again, roared and rushed to the toilet-

The camera turns!

The living room becomes a bathroom!

Wang Xijun was wearing a thick down jacket, sitting on the bench, with a big foot basin at his feet, a washboard in the foot basin, and a board brush in his hand.

"Hmm~ah~"

"It's cold, it's cold~"

"Hmm~ah~"

"It hurts, it hurts~"

"Hmm~ah~"

"Hmph, hum~"

A winter laundry picture!

Obviously it was a hot day, but Wang Xijun had the feeling of freezing his hands!

In addition, these few sentences Lei Feng uses a female voice, as if Wang Xijun is singing!

Seeing that Wang Xitian looked distressed-

"Oh my heart~"

"Hmm~ah~"

"Wait, wait~"

"Hmm~ah~"

"Stuffy, stuffy~"

"Hmm~ah~"

"Crazy, crazy~"

Tone to male voice!

Wang Xitian couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed to Lei Feng in one step-

"Please~"

"I'll send me back if I took mine,"

"Find out what I hid,"

"The famous brand of the dignified daily necessities becomes the miscellaneous brand at this time~~"

Wang Xitian turned out a "courage" card brush (with a big trademark) from Lei Feng's body, and immediately handed it to Wang Xijun, who directly threw away the "miscellaneous" board brush in his hand;

"If you owe me, I'll make it up,"

"If you stole mine, hand it over to me,"

"We just like the 'courage' card, and we don't love anything else~alas~alas~~"

The lyrics are changed!

Wang Xitian turned out the "Courage" brand brush, "Courage" brand basin, and "Courage" brand washboard from Lei Feng, and handed them all to Wang Xijun.

Wang Xijun threw away all the miscellaneous brands in his hand!

When she changed to the "Courage" card, she suddenly changed her previous cold rope, and even took off her down jacket and washed her clothes with a happy face!

The mouth also sang at the same time-

"Scrub scrub~"

"Oooh!"

"Wash Brush Brush Brush Brush~"

“one、two、three、go！”

The sound is very cheerful!

Off-screen.

Jiang Sanpao: "......"

This Nima...

He felt blind!

What kind of brand is this?

Emotions use this "courage" card, can you still not freeze your hands in winter?

Why do you bring your own warm baby?

I also took off my down jacket......

Why don't you go to heaven?!

Jiang Sanpao was deeply defeated by Lei Feng's shamelessness, he couldn't calculate, how thick his skin must be to advertise so unscrupulously...

Can it be more shameless?

But soon,

The three guns realized what it means to be more shameless...

"Hmm~ah~Cool, cool~"

"Hmm~ah~fragrant~fragrant~"

"Hmm~ah~strong, strong~"

"Courage brand~"

"Hmm~ah~Think, think~"

"Hmm~ah~look, look~"

"Hmm~ah~sing, sing~"

As soon as the second paragraph came out, the three guns were "poof~" on the spot!

In the footage.

The Eight Immortals of Spring Rain Town sat at the table.

Eight people, each holding a different "Courage" brand product in their hands, one by one behaved like a TV shopper, and picked up the products in their hands in turn with the singing.

"Courage Card~"

"This basin only costs eleven pieces,"

"This mop only costs eleven pieces,"

"The famous brand of daily necessities is waiting for you to buy~~"

"This set of toothbrushes only costs eleven pieces,"

"This set of cutlery only costs eleven pieces,"

"Everyone remembers that this is a 'courage' card, and don't buy anything else~ Alas~Alas~Alas~~"

"Scrub scrub scrub..."

“...”

With the non-stop "scrubbing", the three guns were simply speechless.

Is this a song?

This Nima is an advertisement!

How much does this "Courage" card give you?

It's crazy!

Can't I buy it?

Thinking of yesterday's "Don't Be Afraid", and then looking at the "Wash and Brush" in front of me, Jiang Sanpao was brainwashed repeatedly, and in addition to orz, the three views were a little wrong.

Take your powers!

The three guns are full of cattle.

The sentence "only 11 yuan" reminded him that he was still a single, and he almost wanted to cry in the toilet......