"Where is the most basic trust between people? You're lying! ”

"You are a sign of weakness!"

"Haha, I've seen through it!"

"My dignified second-generation heir of Zhangjiaquan is not in vain! You can't escape! ”

"What, there's nothing to say? Then hurry up and admit it! Don't think that if you don't make a sound, I won't know you're in there! It's useless! Witty as I have seen through everything a long time ago! ”

Zhang Qingqing stood at the door of the men's toilet, pulling Xian Xian and shouting!

"You're sick! I'll hit you! ”

In the toilet, Lei Feng stood in front of the urinal and yelled!

Can you still pee pleasantly? You yell like this, labor and management can't pee at all, okay? In case something happens to you, can you afford it?

Leifeng is full of cows!

"Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick T

After humming a song, Lei Feng finally walked out of the toilet tiredly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"You finally dare to come out!"

Zhang Qingqing shouted!

Lei Feng: "......"

You've got big breasts, I don't want to talk...

Lei Feng wanted to pull Xianxian to sign up, but when he looked up, the area around the toilet attracted many parents of students because of Zhang Qingqing's shouting! The school's security guard finally noticed this, and almost at the same time as Lei Feng walked out of the toilet, a very large security guard walked over.

"What for?"

The big security guard had a rough voice.

Lei Feng pointed at Zhang Qingqing with his hand: "She peeked at me to pee!" ”

Zhang Qingqing pointed at Lei Feng at the same time: "He steals people-ah no, he's very suspicious!" ”

The big man was stunned when he heard this, and after a while, a pair of big eyes glared at Lei Feng!

I rub!

Why do you only look at me?

She really peeked at me!

What kind of eyes do you have!

Why are you staring at me?

Am I like a bad person!

You can glare at me again!

Oops, you're really staring!

it!

Your brother Feng's hairstyle is a little out of the mainstream now, but believe it or not, I took off my sunglasses and scared you to death!

Lei Feng was furious!

"Why are you forcing me?"

In the end, Lei Feng slowly stretched out his left hand towards his sunglasses, shook his head and sighed: "I didn't want to reveal my identity, because I didn't want to be too high-profile, but why are you forcing me?" ”

Swish!

Take off your sunglasses!

Leifeng looked up at the sky at 45 degrees.

Scold.

After all, you succeeded.

Baofeng County's only star in the line, after all, you still saw it, hey, I can't sign up for Xian Xian in a low-key way for a while, there must be a lot of people who come to me to sign up, and maybe someone will take a picture of my makeup at the moment and post it on the Internet, maybe it will cause the fan girl to scream......

"It's coming."

"It must have been discovered."

"The big-breasted girl may have been stunned."

"Am I going to cover my ears?"

"Does the screaming scare Slim?"

"Actually, I don't want to do that either,"

"But that's the price of being famous..."

Lei Feng stood quietly.

He didn't move.

Because he knows that Baofeng has produced him as an online star over the years, and the news has reported it several times, so when he takes off his sunglasses, he just needs to wait for everyone to exclaim and wait for everyone to recognize him...

One second,

Two seconds,

Lei Feng waited for a long time, but there was no movement!

"Are you from Mars?"

Lei Feng looked at Zhang Qingqing and the others!

"Look at what, look!" Zhang Qingqing glared at Lei Feng, turned her head to the security guard and said, "You also think my guess is right, born from the heart, thief eyebrows, this is not a good person!" ”

Lei Feng: "......"

Thief's eyebrows?!

My melancholy eyes, my embarrassed exploding head... Hey, I'm so angry - in my last life, someone said that my left nostril looked like Andy Lau, and in this life, my right eye looks like Tony Leung, okay?!

Lei Feng's eyes widened: "You don't know me?" ”

Zhang Qingqing: "Are you still a habitual offender?" ”

Lei Feng: "I'm used to your sister, I'm Lei Feng!" ”

Big man: "What Leifeng?" ”

Lei Feng: "......"

What Leifeng?

What Thunder...

What the...

I am the only star in Baofeng County!

Don't you recognize it?

Lei Feng was stunned.

Is there really no one who recognizes it?

It shouldn't be!

Lei Feng suddenly couldn't face reality!

"Yikes! He's Lei Feng! ”

At this moment, a female voice sounded!

Lei Feng was shocked!

I'll just say, I'm still a star! Lei Feng wanted to cry for a moment, this voice was like a heavenly sound, and he must have looked like an angel - uh......

Lei Feng turned his head and saw a fat girl who was fatter than Yang Feifei pounced!

"Shuai Lei Lei! Ah! It's really handsome Lei Lei! ”

The fat girl is very excited!

She hugged Lei Feng, took out her mobile phone to take a photo, and brought her face closer and closer!

"Ahh

Lei Feng struggled and struggled, but he couldn't push it at all! This fat girl, who is 160+ tall and weighed, hugged him, and Lei Feng was like falling into the swamp, and the more he struggled, the deeper he sank! For a while, I could only be full of cows and let it do!

"Ahem."

Zhang Qingqing on the side was a little overwhelmed, and patted the fat girl: "Little sister, your taste is too heavy..."

"How do you speak!"

Lei Feng was furious and added, "Actually, I also ate pickled garlic in the morning!" ”

Fat girl: "I don't mind! ”

"I have a fox smell!"

"Oops, what a coincidence~"

“...... I'm a Virgo! ”

“！”

The fat girl trembled, and suddenly smiled again and patted Lei Feng's chest: "Nonsense, Shuai Lei Lei is obviously a Leo, I hate it!" ”

Burst!

Lei Feng was shot out of a mouthful of blood!

Lei Feng:(┬_┬)

"You know?"

Zhang Qingqing was stunned and looked at the fat girl.

The fat girl hugged Lei Feng and said with a happy face: "Of course I know!" This is Shuai Lei Lei! ”

"Who is Shuai Leilei?"

Zhang Qingqing looked confused, except for her infatuation with Liu Guan, the three heavenly kings of Hong Kong City, and Liu Tianwang in Zhangzhong, she didn't pay much attention to other people in the entertainment industry.

However, looking at the fat girl's actions, it made her a little confused.

"Am I wrong?"

Zhang Qingqing secretly looked at Lei Feng - that's right, he looked obscene, not like a good person, and lied to people that he was a brother and sister with such a cute little sister next to him, how could this be?

"Or, is this a trust?"

Zhang Qingqing aimed at the fat girl.

The same goes for hunky security guards!

He also glared at the fat girl: "Girl, who is he?" Why are you hugging him! ”

"Dad, he's handsome Lei Lei!" The fat girl was excited, "The big star in our county!" Big star! ”

“......”

“......”

Lei Feng: "Girl? ”

Zhang Qingqing: "Dad? ”

The two looked confused.

Slim looked up at the two of them.

"Are you really a star?"

After a while, Zhang Qingqing looked at Lei Feng.

Lei Feng nodded.

Zhang Qingqing: "This is really your sister?" ”

Lei Feng shrugged.

Zhang Qingqing: "My sister? ”

Lei Feng yelled: "I don't kiss her, but I kiss you!! ”

Zhang Qingqing: "......"

The two looked at each other, Zhang Qingqing turned her head suddenly, and ran away: "Little sister, your handsome Lei Lei is going to run!" ”

Lei Feng's face suddenly froze-

Before he could react, a black shadow pounced!

"Oops~"

Lei Feng screamed~