The yellow lion burped, and his throat was suddenly full of gastric juice. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Drinking, drinking, drinking......"

The guests in the restaurant began to coax, this yellow lion is good-looking, so he followed and unscrewed a bottle of wine, but the confidence was far less than before.

"Grunt, grunt", Huang Shijing poured half a bottle desperately, the alcohol in his stomach gushed up, and his breath was suddenly blocked in his throat and couldn't get out, and the remaining half bottle was suddenly stuck there.

Chen Xiaoyi was arrogant when he drank and played, and saw that the goblin couldn't drink the remaining half bottle, so he stretched out his hand to hold it:

"You're going to it!"

So the remaining half of the bottle in the yellow lion's hand fell.

Two bottles of wine were in his stomach, and the yellow lion spirit suddenly couldn't see things clearly, he propped up the table and opened his mouth, and the goblin was about to vomit, when he heard Sun Dasheng say with a smile:

"If you vomit, you lose!"

The yellow lion spirit immediately had luck and suppressed the things that poured up.

Ling Hu Rui saw that the fairy was uncomfortable, and the little girl was soft-hearted, so she called a plate of peanuts, and Ling Hu Rui smiled:

"Come, eat something to press your stomach, lest you say we are bullying you!"

Huang Shijing opened his mouth and just wanted to eat peanuts, but he didn't want the alcohol to rise, Huang Shijing suddenly couldn't control it, he covered his mouth and turned around and rushed out.

"Sample, you want to compete with your grandfather for this amount of alcohol? I'm not going to drink you to death today! ”

In the midst of a smile, Chen Xiaoyi Shi Ran unscrewed the third bottle of the second pot head.

……

"The lion of the city zoo has escaped, and now it has been captured by the animal trainers, the lion is somehow drunk, and the animal staff are giving it an infusion treatment."

Local news came from the TV, and Sun Dasheng and Ling Hurui immediately laughed. Chen Xiaoyi covered his stomach while wiping his tears, the cowardice of the goblin on the TV really made him laugh until his stomach hurt, and Ling Hurui recorded this news.

After laughing, Ling Hurui stabbed Sun Dasheng:

"Holy brother, you better go to the zoo to have a look, don't let that goblin wake up and make trouble, it won't be good if you hurt people's lives."

Sun Dasheng smiled and nodded, but before he could get up, an urgent news came out again:

"The latest news, the latest news, the lion who was arrested last night fled again, please pay attention to safety and call the police in time if you find this animal."

……

"Vomit ......"

Next to the stream in the mountains, the yellow lion was still retching there holding on to the stones, and he couldn't vomit anything anymore.

Two bottles of two pots, that is, the amount of six taels, fifty-three degrees, and this goblin has never tried it, and this competition really almost killed him.

The yellow lion spirit supported the stream and vomited for a long time, only then did he feel a little more comfortable, leaning weakly against the stone, the yellow lion spirit had half a life gone, and then drank it back? He didn't have any idea.

After staying here for a day of rest, coupled with the cultivation of the exercises, the Yellow Lion Spirit recovered, and the unyielding anger surged up in his heart again.

It wasn't because of the golden hoop stick, nor because of the combat power of the Monkey King, that he was so humiliated by the cups of two mortals, he was not convinced, and the yellow lion spirit wanted to get back to the field.

Compared with mortals in martial arts, Huang Shijing can't pull this face, but wants to find face on the wine table, Huang Shijing thinks that he doesn't have this wine guts, thinking about it, Huang Shijing thinks of a "person", this "person" is his idol, but also his elders, and wants to find a place on the wine table, but I am afraid that only grandpa will have a chance.

……

Zhangjiajie, Tianzi Mountain Overpass, there is a natural giant hole here, it is a scenic spot here.

This hole is located on the mountainside of a large mountain, because of wind erosion and peeling, coupled with the natural collapse of the mountain, the center of the mountain collapsed a hollow hole, when Zhangjiajie held the international gliding competition, there were planes flying through the middle of the cave.

This night, Lao Wang, the security patrol officer of the scenic spot, was patrolling the scenic spot, and he was in a very bad mood.

Lao Wang lived next door, and the neighbor's daughter-in-law was pregnant a while ago, but her husband was a seafarer, and he was not at home for half a year, so there was a problem with whose seed the child was.

As the so-called daughter-in-law guards the empty house, Lao Wang next door came to help, and the neighbor's male owner suddenly put his suspicious eyes on Lao Wang, and he came to the door from time to time to make noise.

Lao Wang is depressed, which naturally affects the mood of work, no, he has been cursing and wandering near this Tiandong on duty today.

The night was extremely dark, and the light of sight was all based on the dim street lamp, Lao Wang lowered his head and looked at his vague figure on the ground, and the humiliation in his heart unnaturally surged up again.

Just when Lao Wang's mood was extremely angry, he suddenly noticed that the surroundings seemed to be slightly brighter, and there was a slight "buzzing" sound in the sky.

Lao Wang couldn't help but raise his head in confusion.

He froze instantly.

I saw the heavenly cave in the distance in front of me, a large hole with a height of nearly 100 meters and a width of more than 40 meters, and suddenly a layer of light film descended like a curtain.

The film of light was like a waterfall of mist, and it filled the entire huge hole from top to bottom, and then the film of light rippled, and the big hole became like a space-time passage.

Then the sky was surging, with a roar, a dark cloud like a huge male lion, the lion flew towards the waterfall, the space-time channel splashed "splash", the lion got into the cave, and then the waterfall disappeared, and all visions returned to peace.

Am I stupid? Eye-catching just now?

Lao Wang rubbed his eyes vigorously, and when he looked at it again, where was there a light waterfall and a lion in the door cave that day? The scenic area is as usual, with the mountain breeze blowing slowly, birds and insects singing, and it is a good natural scenery.

Oh my God, I have a problem with my eyes, is there a problem with my brain? Can you see dazzling eyes like this? Damn, I can't really do that little daughter-in-law, right? I don't remember? Oh my God, it must not be knocked out, that's my flesh and blood!

Lao Wang screamed and ran away, and these two goods were probably going crazy.

……

A glass of wine made a goblin, Chen Xiaoyi has been complacent recently, he suddenly found that he has a lot of advantages, and those legendary monsters don't seem to be so powerful.

In addition to being in a good mood, Chen Xiaoyi was even better at the things in the cup, he had to find someone to drink two sips from time to time, Sun Dasheng was knocked down by him twice, and now even Zhu Ganglie fled from the wind.

The news of drinking and fighting with the goblins reached Ling Hu Han's ears, this one is an iron-blooded soldier, and the amount of alcohol is more than two catties, as soon as he heard that such a good opportunity is actually his own share, so this senior agent of the Super Qi Bureau is even more indignant, he decided to find Chen Xiaoyi, and the two will definitely be separated.

The place where the wine was made was at the farm, but he didn't want Chen Xiaoyi to be stuck in traffic and couldn't arrive for a while, so Linghu Han had to sit there and wait.

With a casual glance inadvertently, Fox Han noticed an old man, and saw that the old man was alone, and his drinking and eating food seemed to be very romantic, which made Fox Han's attention immediately attracted by him.

…… (To be continued.) )