"The quality of this kind of artist is really poor!"

"Don't let me run into him, see him once!"

"This song is so disgusting!"

"That's it! This kind of song should be banned, it's too much! ”

In a team locker room, members of the Chinese men's soccer team sit together and talk. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The crowd was indignant one by one.

Han Liang is also among them.

As a member of the national football team, Han Liang can be regarded as the absolute main force, as a defender, he also has a hand comparable to the ability to protect the ball as a striker, so the desire to score goals is also greater than that of ordinary defenders - in fact, the reason why he conceded the ball in the game not long ago is inseparable from his unauthorized departure from position.

However, Han Liang himself will not admit it.

He felt that he was very capable and once boasted in an interview that he was like Thierry Henry (a famous striker in the world).

He blamed Lei Feng entirely for this loss.

In this world, talented people can be called artists. In other countries, many members of the national team are first-line superstars, but in China, there is a national team, but only one Hao Haixi enters the line; And a non-mainstream like Lei Feng can mix well, which really makes Han Liang feel angry!

In his opinion, a clown-like character like Lei Feng should take all the responsibility; It's just that he didn't expect that a soft persimmon in his eyes would dare to resist!

It's been a buzz on the Internet these days.

In fact, the Internet has been very lively during this time-

Chinese and Korean singers toured the magic capital;

Supergirls and other Korean stars held a signing concert in China;

the decline of the Chinese music scene;

Singles' Day appeared, and "Single Love Song" came out;

The Chinese team missed the World Cup;

"Welcome to the National Football Team"...

For Han Liang, losing is certainly a disgraceful thing, but the appearance of the song "National Football Welcome You" made him even more angry.

It's too lacking!

Although the national football team has a bad reputation, this time it is definitely the most hacked!

Especially the picture of the "chorus of stars" has gone crazy on the Internet!

This wave of rhythm is too big!

It's amazing!

The Football Association came forward and let "The National Football Team Welcome You" withdraw from the "Huayin World" list, Han Liang and others felt a little happy at first, but who knows, after seeing "The National Football Team Welcome You" withdraw from the list, many singers who were imitated by Lei Feng forwarded the video one after another, and the speed of transmission was faster all of a sudden!

"Alright, I'll go first."

At this time, the training was over, Han Liang looked at the sky and said to his teammates.

"Not going for a drink?"

"No, next time."

Han Liang said goodbye to his teammates and went home with his bag.

He didn't want to drink, not because he lost, but because he wanted to go to the Internet and scold someone-

That's right!

Han Liang is going to scold Lei Feng!

In the past two days, he even mobilized members of a club to scold Lei Feng together, he wanted to make this guy who caused him to lose the ball and lose people, and completely stink!

"Hemp eggs! A bunch of brain-dead! actually scolded me, you have the ability to kick it! ...... Fortunately, I'm not fighting alone, I'm not alone! ”

Han Liang closed his Weibo, logged in to the trumpet, and had the call of the Football Association, he knew that many people, like him, had included Lei Feng in the list of black people for a lifetime!

Brush Brush Brush Brush...

Brush Brush Brush Brush...

After some scolding, Han Liang was in a happy mood when he saw that there were many people acting like him.

"Fight us, disgusting you!"

Han Liang transferred to another forum, and was about to forward an article "The Corruption of Morality, the Rise of Killing Matt", but saw that someone in the forum transferred a video -

"God Dubbing".

This is Lei Feng's old work, usually one episode a week, but I didn't expect a special chapter to come out this week - "God Dubbing (National Football Chapter)"!

"Shuai Lei Lei is black again!"

Seeing the words marked on the video, Han Liang suddenly gritted his teeth!

He hesitated—

saw Ye Lingfeng, the men's singles champion of table tennis at this year's Olympic Games, and saw him say loudly: "No one can beat Huaguo table tennis!" ”

The voice is matched by Lei Feng.

Before Han Liang could react, he actually saw himself in the video - "No one can beat Huaguo football!" ”

“......”

I'm throwing a thunderbolt!

Han Liang almost didn't smash the computer!

In the video, he is an interview picture, but his voice has been changed by Lei Feng, and it is very immoral~~ Although it is the same as what Ye Lingfeng said, everyone knows that the meaning of these two sentences is diametrically opposed!

"Black me! Good! I see what tricks you can hack? ”

Han Liang's eyes widened!

The picture changed.

This is the scene where coach Ma Ershan once told them tactics!

Ma Ershan: "Han Liang, let me ask you, which are the seven countries of the Seven Heroes of the Warring States?" If you can't answer, you can't eat! ”

Han Liang: "Qi, Chu, Zhao, Yan, Wei, Qin...... And one more is ......"

Hao Haixi (quietly reminded): "Who did we lose to last month? ”

Han Liang: "Han! It's Korea! ”

“......”

Off-screen, the green tendons on Han Liang's head jumped.

He took a deep breath, and the third dubbing began.

This time, what appeared on the screen was Rulai in Journey to the West.

In the picture, South Korean football player Park Shengsheng raised his head: "May I ask the Buddha, when will our South Korea win the World Cup?" ”

Rulai smiled: "50 years later." ”

Park Shengsheng sighed: "I can't see it in this life..."

The picture cut again, and the Japanese football player Shinnosuke raised his head: "May I ask the Buddha, when will we Japan win the World Cup?" ”

Rulai smiled: "100 years later." ”

Shinnosuke sighed, "I won't see it in the next life..."

Cut the picture again!

Han Liang was staring at the video, and he actually saw him for the third time - "May I ask the Buddha, when will we win the World Cup?" ”

In the video, two tears suddenly appeared on Rulai's face - "I can't see it either!" ...”

“......”

“......”

“......”

it!!

What the hell...

Do you lack virtue?

It's endless, isn't it?

You're messing around with blacks, do you know about it? Can you still tear it up happily?

Han Liang was really angry!

Why do you have so many jokes?

How can you get involved with him in every article!

Han Liang's temples jumped suddenly. This series of black country football jokes hit, coupled with the dubbing of God, it can be seen that his blood pressure is soaring!

"I don't believe you can stay dark!"

Han Liang stared at the video-

Reporter: "Han Liang, what do you think is the reason why the national football team lags behind Japan and South Korea?" ”

Han Liang: "Well, I don't think our time zone is good, it's an hour behind them. ”

Reporter: "When will the national football team be able to break out of Asia and go to the world?" ”

Han Liang: "Haha, this has to wait for our black whistle to rush out first!" ”

Reporter: "Recently, there have been rumors about face-saving football, can you explain it?" ”

Han Liang: "Nonsense! We have long lost face, how can we face football? ”

“...”

A few minutes later, Han Liang's face turned black!

it...

Thousands of alpacas are galloping in his heart!

Nima was actually dark for a few minutes (┬_┬)

Thankfully, it's finally coming to an end...

Han Liang was physically and mentally tired.

He was about to turn off the video, but saw that Lei Feng appeared in the picture!

Lei Feng in the picture, wearing a suit and tie, stood in the center of a small stage, looked at the camera, and said in the voice of the host of the "Into Science" column:

"The mysterious death of the creatures in the river,"

"Downstream residents are suffering from strange diseases,"

"The coastal flora is constantly changing,"

"Is it a pesticide residue? Or biochemical attack? ”

"Stay tuned to tonight's 'Thundercloud Club' upcoming talk show: "The National Football Team Washes Its Feet by the River".

"See you or leave!" (To be continued.) )