"Drunk? How can we get drunkard? The two looked at each other. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info That Li Jilan was a bulking, and he was already laughing: "Secretary Tang, you don't know much about the amount of alcohol between the two of us, do you?" Especially our president, Mr. Wang, that's a starting quantity of two bottles. With such a amount, looking at all of us, we are also smiling proudly, right? ”

He looked cold: "Those who drown know water, and those who drink too much can drink, haven't you heard such a simple truth?" ”

"Me?" Li Jilan still wanted to argue something, but was stopped by the more stable Wang Dongxing: "Lao Li! Let's hear what Secretary Tang has to say? Secretary Tang, are we a few of us asking for wine here, and we are making some trouble? ”

He smiled and stretched out his hand to signal to the onlookers next to him: "Mr. Wang, President Wang, what do you say?" ”

Wang Dongxing thought for a moment, slowed down his tone, and explained: "Secretary Tang, we really don't want to make trouble. It's because it's the first day of training, and we, as new members, are quite excited. Especially after listening to Secretary Wang's speech in the morning, I feel that the road of participating in politics and discussing politics is really promising! Therefore, we would like to take the opportunity of lunch to express our excitement. When we heard that Secretary Wang was also having lunch with us, we were even more excited. I thought there was no alcohol, but when I saw that there was beer, I was happy. Because we are all wine lovers, we don't like to drink beer, we only like to drink red wine and white wine, so we ......"

He smiled and took the words: "So, you just want some red wine and white wine to pay respects to Secretary Wang, right?" ”

"That's right! That's right! Wang Dongxing pulled Li Jilan and said together: "Secretary Wang is the leader of our Xijing, and in our own words, he is the big boss of the entire Xijing." The reason why Xijing has been able to have such a big development over the years is all due to the good management of our big boss. Therefore, we small bosses can live and work in peace and contentment, and run the small business well. Secretary Tang, do you think it's so reasonable? ”

"Hmm!" He smiled and nodded: "Your analogy between the big boss and the small boss is quite interesting, I can think about it for a while and tell Secretary Wang!" ”

"Really?" Li and Wang's eyes widened: "That's really good!" Ah! Secretary Tang, you are Secretary Wang's secretary and manager, whatever Secretary Wang says and who he meets, he has to pass you first! So, after Secretary Wang sits down for a while, you have to help us introduce you. We must behave well and serve a big cup to Secretary Wang. Secretary Wang only needs to drink a small cup, we drink a large cup, or kill half a bottle at once, a whole bottle, it's okay! ”

He picked up a glass of beer with a smile: "What you two mean is that not only do you drink liquor, but you also want Secretary Wang to change to liquor and drink it together, right?" ”

"That's right! That's right! The two thought he had agreed, and immediately became happy, with a red face: "This beer soup is waterless, what is delicious, change to a white bar!" Waiter, Secretary Tang has already agreed, hurry up and serve the liquor! ”

"I didn't say that!" His eyes widened suddenly, like a tiger coming down the mountain, very scary.

Li and Wang were frightened by him, hurriedly waved at the waiter, and then explained tremblingly: "Secretary Tang! Don't be angry, we mean drinking liquor is more atmospheric than beer, isn't it? ”

At this time, Luo Huimin next to him began to hear some taste, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the young secretary of the municipal party committee. At first, I was afraid that he didn't know the depths, and he didn't figure out how muddy these two were, and he would be co-opted by them when he said it. But the more I felt later, the more I felt that these two people had been tricked by him, and they didn't know it, and they were slowly being taken away by him.

This feeling is like fishing, and people who often fish know that after the fish bite the hook, they can't lift the hook immediately when they see the duckweed moving, and in that case, the fish will run away. The correct way is to stabilize the rod, carry the fish in the water for a while, and wait for the fish to bite the hook, and then lift the hook, so that the fish can be caught. This method has a common name, called "slippery fish"!

Anyone who is a master of fishing is a master of fishing. And those top masters who can hang hundreds of catties of big fish from time to time will "slip" with the fish in the water for a few days and nights, fighting wits and courage until the strength of the big fish is completely gone, and then pulling the fish ashore and achieving a myth.

The current thangka, like a top master who hangs hundreds of catties of big fish, is leisurely "slipping" the big fish in the water on the shore, and this is a double hook, the two big fish are all biting the hook, and he is unloading his strength little by little, I believe it will not take long. He would pull the fish ashore and go home victorious.

Sure enough, Thangka, who had just widened his eyes, narrowed his eyes again at this moment, and handed the beer glass in his hand to Wang Dongxing's hand: "Of course I know that drinking baijiu has more atmosphere, this beer is a foreign product, and this baijiu is our real traditional thing." But ......"

He changed his words and stared at Wang Dongxing's eyes: "Old Wang! Let me ask you two questions! First, today's meeting and meal plan has been approved by the Secretary-General. I'll put it more bluntly

The drinks and beers on the buffet today were approved by the secretary of Yixuan. What do you mean is to let the secretary of Yixuan be unreasonable, not to speak his words, and to deny his own opinions? ”

"Oops!" Wang Dongxing hurriedly waved his hand: "Brother! We don't dare! Don't you dare to lend us a hundred dares! How did we know that this was the opinion of the secretary of the Yixuan, and if we knew that this was the case, we were still shouting for something to change. If you don't change it, you will resolutely not change it, and we will use beer to honor the secretary, okay? ”

He didn't answer, but continued to look coldly: "Second question, you two are the chairmen of listed companies on the GEM, and you usually read books and newspapers, right?" ”

The two were stunned, not knowing what he wanted to say, so they could only nod: "Yes!" Watch it often! ”

He said indifferently: "Then do you know that at the beginning of this year, there was a news that caused an uproar on the Internet. A vice-provincial cadre in Heilongjiang called several escorts to eat and drink at public expense, which eventually led to 'one death and one injury' among the escorts. Have you heard of this? ”

The two were already at a loss, and just subconsciously replied, "I heard!" Heard! This is one of the provincial and ministerial-level cadres who was dealt with, and this guy seems to have been demoted in the end! ”

"That's right!" His eyes became more and more gloomy: "This guy's name is Fu Xiaoguang, he was the vice governor of Heilongjiang, and later served as the deputy commander of a development zone, but he drank a secretary of the Forestry Bureau to death and injured a deputy director." In the end, he was demoted to the level of the main bureau and placed on probation by the party. I remember the two of you just said that as long as the secretary drinks a small glass of liquor, you can drink half a bottle or even a bottle of liquor. According to your drinking method, it will not be far from one death and one injury. When the time comes, it's really bad, are you planning to even elect the secretary to be demoted and placed on probation in the party? ”

"No, no, no!" Li and Wang panicked, and waved their hands like rattles: "Secretary Tang!" God testifies, we don't mean that! We just want to respect Secretary Wang, and we really don't mean to harm Secretary Wang in the slightest! ”

His expression softened a little: "I know you don't mean this, but have you thought about it, once you really change the liquor, you toast Secretary Wang with a glass of wine, it looks nothing." But after opening this head, you have a cup, I have a cup, and I let go of the drink at noon, and the atmosphere is good. But in case someone really drank too much and fell asleep, or went downstairs and bumped into it. At that time, there is no need to say 'one death and one injury', as long as you say 'one faint and one injury', our Xijing will be famous in the country! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Li and Wang were like elementary school students listening to a teacher's lecture, and they didn't dare to raise their heads, "Secretary Tang!" It's because we're not thinking it through. We were wrong, no more red and white wine! ”

He struck while the iron was hot: "Don't be wrong, you two are new committee members, today is the first day of training, those who don't know are not guilty, and you can't be blamed all!" However, I would like to say one more thing here, since you have become a new member, you are equivalent to entering the system. Since you have entered the industry, you must understand the rules, and the eight regulations of the central government are very clear, everything is simple, and you can't drink alcohol at work meals. Drinking some beer today is already a breakthrough. But you are still not satisfied, and you still want to drink liquor, which is not open! We have a local saying in Xijing, if you don't fight early or late, you don't have long eyes. Now on the scene, as Lao Wang just said, officialdom is a shopping mall, and a shopping mall is officialdom. If you call Secretary Wang a big boss, then Secretary Wang can also call you comrades. So, let's ask the two comrades to strictly abide by the rules, what do you say? ”

"Yes!" Li and Wang nodded heavily: "We must strictly abide by the rules, only serve beer today, and never mention anything else!" ”

At this time, Wang Yixuan and Lin Xiankai were getting closer and closer, and they could almost hear their laughter. In less than a minute, the two main leaders will be here.

There was a light in his eyes, and he said without anger: "Have you figured it out?" ”

The two nodded more than once: "I figured it out!" Secretary Tang, what do you need us to do now? ”

He said coldly: "Why are you still stunned? Quickly dispersed, took a beer and found a seat to sit down! So many people are crammed here, it's not too messy! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Let's go! The two of them were already in a panic, each took a glass of beer and left, and greeted the onlookers as they walked: "Let's go!" Let's go! Today is only beer, drink less, and continue the class in the afternoon! ”

So, the crowd quickly dispersed. Just when Wang Yixuan and Lin Xiankai approached, the drink table was empty.

Prior to this, Luo Huimin helped evacuate the crowd while quietly coming to his side and giving him a thumbs up: "Brother! I'm sorry for you! This 'slippery fish' is really clever to the extreme! ”

"Fish?" He raised his eyebrows, but he quickly understood what this demon king meant, and said with a smile: "Brother Luo, you are a master of fishing, you speak so professionally, ordinary people really can't understand it!" ”

Luo Huimin smiled and said: "Others don't understand, your brother will definitely understand, you talk about it, it's also persuasion, why is the gap between the two of us so big?" ”