Cyberspace Regulatory Bureau. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, I'm going to break the news, I know who that hacker named laodao is! Yes, he must be Qiu Yang, that's right, I've found a lot of clues, in fact, you have all been deceived by him! ”

"Hey, hello! I have the evidence of the hacker laodao, in fact, this hacker is Qiu Yang, really, I'm not joking, by the way, there is a reward for reporting, so can I get 300,000 yuan? ”

"Hey, why are you guys from the Cyber Regulatory Bureau so stupid? Haven't you seen "Detective Conan"? I'll just say that this laodao must be Qiu Yang! Didn't you read that sentence on the Korean website? Those who offend me will be punished even if they are far away, this is what Qiu Yang said! ”

The customer service staff of the Internet Supervision Bureau was almost stunned, and everyone never expected that someone would call and report it so soon after the bounty wanted warrant was issued!

And the most speechless thing is that these report calls are actually insisting that Qiu Yang is a hacker!

Served!

Half in the bag!

How bad is this Qiu Yang's character!

It's too much of a failure to be a human being, right?

You're a star too!

You are also a public figure with 30 million fans!

At this moment, looking at the comments under the wanted announcement of the Internet Supervision Bureau, Qiu Yang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

"Hey, stupid Internet Supervision Bureau, Qiu Yang must be a hacker laodao, you don't see it?"

"For 300,000 yuan, I decided to report Qiu Yang! Anyway, after this product comes out, it is a good man! ”

"Nima, the Internet Supervision Bureau must have a leg with Qiu Yang, Lao Tzu reported Qiu Yang, they actually said that it was not Qiu Yang, let me not do anything!"

"Haha, you guys are too bad, is this the rhythm of the collective pit to death Qiu Yang?"

"Damn, I just called to report Qiu Yang, but the girl from the Internet Supervision Bureau scolded me and said that I had nothing to do!"

......

Qiu Yang rolled his eyes, held his breath in his heart, and then scolded leisurely: "This group of second-class grandsons!" I'm so angry! ”

Listening to Qiu Yang's voice, Zhang Jiang and the others outside secretly laughed, this situation is simply a rare occurrence for them in a hundred years! Since I met Qiu Yang, Qiu Yang has been angry with others, but I can't imagine that Qiu Yang is actually half angry with netizens now, which is really unbearable.

Now, David has arrived at the gate of the State Administration of Internet Supervision in Beijing.

Soon a man came up and asked, "Are you the old knife?" ”

Obviously, the man was a little surprised at the first time he saw David. Although Davy's appearance is a sloppy otaku, it can be seen that he is still relatively young, estimated to be about 24 years old, originally guessed from the name of the old knife, others thought that this was a forty or fifty-year-old uncle-level hacker, but it turned out to be a young man.

"It's me, you're AK666?" David was also a little surprised, he didn't expect that this AK666 was actually a little fat again, the body size was similar to Xiao Tianyao, not very fat, but at a glance it would still be classified as a fat man.

"Officially acquaintance, I'm AK666, my original name is Fan Yulong." As he spoke, Fan Yulong stretched out his little fat hand to say hello.

"My name is David, and my nickname is Old Knife."

David stretched out his hand to hold Fan Yulong's hand, and then Fan Yulong was surprised: "Damn, you can't really be David, right?" That's a coincidence! ”

David glanced sideways and said helplessly: "If only I were David!" That's the great god of the dragon! A hacker who can't even find a clue from Lao Mei, if I have this ability, yesterday's stick will know what horror is. But I don't understand why David announced the antivirus patch for the crow virus, and I was thinking about sticking for an extra day. ”

Fan Yulong looked at David with suspicion, and saw that this guy didn't seem to be lying, so he said: "It's not clear, it is said that David also came in yesterday to stir up the situation, and many hackers' computers have been infected with the roast chicken virus." I thought it was David who attacked me, but I didn't expect it to be you. ”

David smiled bitterly: "It's ridiculous to say, David should not know me if he doesn't fight!" I've had a few conversations with him, the first time his roast chicken virus made me miserable, and then he took me after the virus was cracked by me, but the most worrying thing is David's skull virus, I haven't encountered this virus yet, I don't know if it's as awesome as rumored! ”

That being said, but David's heart is happy, he is praising himself, while others are kept in the dark, this invisible feeling of pretending is simply wonderful.

Fan Yulong looked at David with small eyes, and judging from his eyesight and judgment, he really couldn't see that David was suspected of lying, so he didn't think about David, after all, the information that David was wanted by Lao Mei with a bounty was a British hacker, so he didn't have too many doubts.

"By the way, you've figured it out, right? In the future, I joined our network supervision bureau and became a team leader to teach us some computer technology knowledge. Fan Yulong said.

David chuckled and said, "You won't fool me into coming over to catch turtles in the urn, and then seek justice for the stick country and lock me up in a small dark room for three or five years, right?" ”

Fan Yulong raised his forehead and said, "You think too much, what kind of thing is a stick!" This matter itself was provoked by the hackers on their side, even if they were given ten guts, they would not dare to come to our country to spread wild! ”

"Really?" David sneered: "Then why do you want me with a bounty, isn't it cowardly to show it to the stick country?" ”

These words choked Fan Yulong and made him quite embarrassed.

"Well, you don't know about our country's face project!" Fan Yulong said in a low voice with a wry smile on his face.

Soon, an office of the Internet Supervision Bureau began to be lively.

"You're an old knife, huh? I thought it was an uncle my age! Director Tang said happily.

"Hehe, I've finally met the great god!"

"You snatched back our website of the Internet Regulatory Bureau last night? That's amazing! ”

"If you are a husband, you can't open it! If it hadn't been for the old knife last night, I really wouldn't have been able to beat those sticks. ”

"Brother Dao, give me a lot of advice in the future!"

In this way, David happily joined the Internet Supervision Bureau as the teacher and captain of these guys, which was really a strange thing for him, and looking back, he didn't know why he agreed to this boring errand! If he is allowed to choose again now, he really doesn't want to be the captain of the Internet Supervision Bureau.

Soon, a month passed, and this time the Sino-Korean hacker war slowly faded out of people's sight.

At this time, Qiu Yang's studio became deserted again, and there was not even a fly to shoot.

"No! It's not the way to go! ”

Qiu Yang came out and sighed......

ps: I recommend a poisonous weed "On the ...... of the Murder Department" Ahh [It's so evil, I didn't want to push it, because the author of this book had to let me push it like this! ] Think about me as a pure and handsome person, and there will be such a stain from now on! It's really unpleasant! (To be continued.) )