Chapter 5 Five Drawbacks and Three Deficiencies
The temperature in the house was extremely cold in an instant, just like opening the refrigerator in summer, Liu Fatzi also stopped cutting fruit and looked at me, just when the two of us looked at each other, I heard a strange laugh behind us, as soon as we turned around, Liu Yi sat on the table madly, found a cigarette and lit it, smoked it, and muttered this "It's you today, give my grandson to pay for his life, hahahahahaha" is really the same as what Liu Yi said, it was an old lady's voice talking. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I looked at Wang Yi who was lying on the side, I thought I had been killed, I walked over and pulled him, damn, I fell asleep, I guess I drank alcohol, I slept directly, so it's okay, at this time Liu Fat Man has walked in front of Liu Yi, sat on the table obliquely, and lit a cigarette, Liu Yi smiled strangely, while looking at him, I also leaned over, after all, the fat man said to take me to practice, how to go through the training.
"Okay, okay, don't laugh, I'll tell you, old woman, what do you want to eat, tell me, I told him, it's not intentional, everything has a cause and effect" Liu Fatzi opened his mouth and said, only to see Liu Yi, no, at this time it should be an old yellow skin, smoking a cigarette may have choked, maybe hearing Liu Fatzi's words, laughing and coughing, looking really funny, I looked stupid on the side, it's hard to imagine that there is really a so-called upper body, "Don't think, how can he give my grandson's life?" I want him to pay for his life" as he spoke, pursed his lips and squeezed his eyes, looking like an old lady, "Brother Neng, you have to help my brother" I said anxiously, I was really afraid that this old monster would die.
With a snap, Liu Fat Man was scared on the table, and said viciously, "If you don't eat the soft one, I'll be hard, old woman, don't think about it today," Huang Pizi looked at the fat man, and then pouted with disdain, it seemed that he looked down on the fat man, and he didn't believe that the fat man could do anything. The fat man saw what he meant, and was quite angry, and shouted to me, "Bring me a pair of chopsticks, I seem to have seen it in the garbage heap over there just now" This fat man has nothing to do staring at this person's garbage heap, isn't this sick. But I didn't delay, I turned around and ran to the garbage heap, and I really saw a pair of chopsticks eating stewed cakes, don't ask me why I know that they are eating stewed cakes, because the chopsticks are still stained with pie sticks. The fat man took the chopsticks and said to me, "You control him, Lao Tzu will let this old yellow man know what Mr. Yin and Yang is today."
I put my arm around Liu Yi's waist with one hand and grabbed his left arm with the other, I don't know if it was the reason for seeing the chopsticks or the reason for hearing the fat man's words, Liu Yi trembled violently, and his reaction to the struggle was also very big, and he shouted in his mouth, "My Huang family has countless brothers, don't think that I will admit defeat if you deal with me like this, and I won't have good fruit to eat if I am in a hurry" "I don't care if you have good fruit to eat" Liu Fatzi said vigorously, and then clamped the opponent's middle finger with chopsticks, and then pulled it out hard, and Liu Yi's violently shaking body was like a deflated ball in an instant, The fat man stood up, and before he could react, a yellow skin came out of the corner and ran out, I still wanted to chase, but the fat man stopped me, "Go back and let your brother burn incense in the place where the yellow skin is buried for seven days, and you can't slack off every day with incense offerings, and then set up a spiritual platform at home, please go home and be a family protector, and this matter will pass."
Then Liu Fatzi took out a yellow talisman and muttered in his mouth, "The Spirit of Heaven and Earth can be seen in the Urgent Ruyi Order" and pasted it on Liu Yi's head, "What is this doing, Brother Can" I asked, the fat man took a chair and sat down and said, "If there is a ghost, you will be infected with a serious illness, and a pure heart talisman medicine will be cured, and when he wakes up, ask him for money."
Ahh And why do I provoke ghosts? Liu Fatzi thought about it for a while, and then replied, "Okay, then I'll tell you, I am Mr. Yin and Yang under Zhang Tianshi, and the book you took is my master Zhang Youwen, not long ago, the master suddenly found me, said that there is a catastrophe in fate, and then gave me this book, and told me the time and place, saying that one day I was born Yin and Yang Eyes, and asked me to accept apprentices on my behalf, and teach the Tao, so I am your senior brother, but you still call me Brother Neng Neng" Saying this, Liu Fatzi lit a cigarette in a trance with a trance, took two puffs and continued, " Then the master disappeared, and I couldn't find him,"
"Yin and Yang eyes? What's going on? "Then my yin and yang eyes are very powerful, what are they for? I asked puzzled, "Of course, you don't need to open the underworld, which is the so-called opening of the Heavenly Eye, you can see the things of the Three Realms," the fat man explained, "Why don't I feel it, I've been like this for the past 18 years, I don't feel anything at all, I don't have to lie to me if I don't read much" I asked, "Nonsense, you haven't really opened it, you have it but it's useless, in short, you can't do it now, slowly cultivate." ”
"By the way, then why is our master missing? Any clues? "I only now know that I still have a master, so I must ask, the fat man threw away the cigarette butt and said to me, "It should be about the five disadvantages and three shortcomings of the monastic path." The master said that when you learn the Nameless Dao to the Formation Chapter, there will be a teleportation array on it, where can you find him, and it will also change the fate of the cultivator. So you have to work hard."
"Wait, what's the scar? Why haven't I heard of it," I asked again, and then the fat man explained to me the five disadvantages and three shortcomings
The so-called five disadvantages and three deficiencies refer to a numerology. The five disadvantages are nothing more than "widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability." To put it bluntly, the three deficiencies are "money, life, and power". Cultivators will commit one of them, and the five evils and three deficiencies belong to the punishment of those of us monks who have changed their names from heaven to heaven, and the gods have punished them, and cultivators can never enjoy the same complete numerology as normal people.
Why do you say I'm so unlucky, I was selected by the book, or what is the so-called yin and yang eyes, Mao is useless, but I can provoke ghosts and monsters, and I will make five disadvantages and three shortcomings, although I don't know that I may commit that one in the future, but it's not a good thing to commit that one, damn it, there are thousands of "grass and mud horses" galloping in my heart. Alas, I sighed, now it's time to take one step at a time. I lit a cigarette and just wanted to ask something more, only to hear the fat man Liu next to me snoring against the wall, I shook my head, extinguished the cigarette butt, and went to meet with Zhou.
At the same time, on a cliff not far away, a black wind blew and fell to the ground, it was a yellow skin, and then an old lady appeared, only to see her half-kneeling in front of a black shadow and said, "The subordinate did not complete the task, the crime deserves death, please ask the Lord to punish him", and then only heard a sound of seven or eight voices mixed with men and women, old and young, and said "This is not your fault, these are not ordinary people, especially the one on your upper body, you are not out of mana?" If only you could come back safely, step down."
Then this black shadow faced Lin Nuo's direction, and muttered "Born with yin and yang eyes?" The first one will start with you, hahahaha"