Chapter 59: I'm an undercover agent
The catfish monster has a big belly, its skin is wrinkled like more bark, and there are two tentacles hanging from the corners of its mouth. How obscene. Trifling. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, he still has to rely on his strength and appearance to pick up girls, which is really admirable.
Ye Shu clapped his palms and praised: "It is worthy of being the king of the river, I admire it very much, big brother, goodbye!" ”
Ye Shu said goodbye, and the catfish monster grabbed him: "Big brother, I see that you have a lot of experience in picking up girls, there is no other way than to send demon crystals?" Can I point out to my little brother? ”
The catfish monster is exactly the young hair. During the love period, I want to go crazy with goblins, but unfortunately every time I come to the fair, I am disgusted by goblins, he doesn't know how depressed he is, and now he seems to be a little troubled when he meets a Ye Shu, so naturally he can't let him run.
Ye Shu felt a pain in the egg, this king of the river is so individual, the demon crystal is reluctant, what can he do?
He rolled his eyes and stared at the two black, long, thick tentacles of the catfish monster: "Little brother, goblins all look like humans, they don't like strange appearances, can you pull out these two tentacles first?" ”
"What? Unplugging the tentacles? This is a symbol of my status as the king of the rivers, how can I pull it out? ”
"Is it important to have tentacles or to reproduce?"
Ye Shu squinted his eyes and said, the catfish monster fell into painful contemplation, and after a while, he inhaled a desolate face, like snot, and sucked the tentacles back at once.
The corners of Ye Shu's eyes twitched, why are you still in such pain when you can retract your tentacles?
"Okay, the tentacles are gone, and it looks much more handsome. And your big belly, can you also retract it? ”
Ye Shu said again, and the catfish monster shouted when he heard it: "What? Do you want to shrink your belly too? This is a symbol of the strength of my river king, how can it be shrunk? ”
"Is belly more important or is reproduction more important?"
After a while, the catfish monster still shrunk its belly, and the whole person looked as if it had shrunk.
"Yes, yes, you're pretty good. There's one last step, can you ...... Dermabrasion, is to beautify your face, your catfish skin is too thick and dry, and the goblins like to be tender. ”
Ye Shu said with great interest, it was also quite interesting to see a huge ugly catfish transform.
The catfish monster sighed deeply and resigned himself to his fate: "You're right, now that goblins like sissies, it's time for me to give up my dignity." ”
He was quite emotional, which made Ye Shu laugh in his heart and asked him to hurry up and beautify his face.
The catfish monster writhed up and down, and its wrinkled, black skin wriggled like a snake, and it was scary to look at.
Ye Shu looked at it in amazement, and after a few minutes, the skin on the catfish monster turned into thin skin and tender flesh, like a girl, and with an ordinary man's face, it was very strange.
Ye Shu saw that he was still squirming, and hurriedly stopped: "Okay, okay, if you change again, you will really become a sissy." ”
When the catfish monster heard him say this, he hurriedly changed, touched his body a few times and sighed: "The dignity of the king of the river has been abandoned by me, and I am no longer a proud catfish." ”
Okay, okay, don't be sad.
Ye Shu patted him on the shoulder and said, "You can hook up with the goblin now, don't panic, be bold and domineering, and ensure that you can reproduce tonight." ”
When the catfish monster heard him say this, he was still half sad, and he raised his feet to go to the bonfire square.
Ye Shu hurriedly grabbed him: "Wait, little brother, I didn't teach you in vain, big brother, I can't hide it, I want to buy demon crystals and spirit pills, but I don't see them for sale everywhere, so I'm here to ask you." ”
"You still beat around the bush for a long time about this little thing, so you should have asked. The Spirit Pill and Demon Crystal will be sold in three days, and they will be on the Northern Exchange, and I will take you there when the time comes, and I will not treat you badly. ”
The catfish monster waved his big hand, Ye Shu was secretly happy, he was worthy of being a local tyrant monster, and he was refreshing.
"Then big brother, I won't bother you, I'll see you in three days."
Ye Shu smiled and said, the catfish monster waved his hand to the bonfire square: "I remember your taste, I will look for you in three days." ”
He rushed into the goblin pile, and began to hook up with the girl again, this time it was much easier, hooking up with at least one of the three successful, and finally solved the matter of reproduction.
Ye Shu also successfully completed the task, clapped his hands and went back to find Liu Youyou.
The area around the bonfire plaza is full of yokai and there are many itinerant vendors selling all sorts of things that are dazzling.
Ye Shu ran back to the same place, and when he saw that Liu Youyou was surrounded by a large group of monsters, he was startled and hurriedly ran over.
But it was these monsters who fell in love with Liu Youyou, and they were competing for courtesy, among which the extraordinary monsters, one even took out the demon crystal to lure him.
Liu Youyou was very helpless, she was almost annoyed to death. Ye Shu hurriedly squeezed in and shouted, "Wife, I'm back." ”
Suddenly, dozens of eyes were staring at him, and many monsters had bad tempers and looked like they were going crazy on the spot.
Ye Shu ignored it directly, took out the concession and shook it, and pulled Liu Youyou away.
When a group of monsters saw the concession, they immediately became mad and had to disperse in a gloomy manner.
Liu Youyou finally escaped, and immediately became proud again: "Look, am I very attractive?" ”
"Big, the casserole is so big, I'm done talking about business, I've got the information."
Ye Shu told Liu Youyou about the catfish monster's words, and Liu Youyou couldn't help but be depressed: "I have to wait for three days, I definitely can't control my hands, and the money will be spent." ”
Indeed, this guy has only been here for half a day and has spent hundreds of thousands, and wouldn't it be even if he waited for another three days. Pants are going to be picked?
"Don't think about buying things, we still have something to do, let's find that human first, and finish Mr. Tree's explanation."
Ye Shu mentioned that human being and reminded Liu Youyou of this, and she immediately became anxious, afraid that she would not be able to finish Mr. Shu's explanation.
"Let's go to the vendors to find out, the humans in the monster market should be very conspicuous, and the vendors know about it."
Liu Youyou's IQ went online, and he pulled Ye Shu to find a vendor to investigate.
Not to mention, after some investigation, the vendors here really basically know that there is a human in the monster market.
The two went to the elderly local vendor and asked directly about the location of the human.
"He set up a stall in the east inn area, it seems that he sells books, and he has been selling them for nine years."
This news was crucial, and Ye Shu and Liu Youyou went straight to the east inn area.
The so-called inn area is the accommodation area of the yokai market, because the yokai market will last for half a month, and most of the yokai will stay overnight. Sleep on the floor with boldness, but you still want to sleep in bed if you don't bold.
As a result, business at the East Side Inn was very brisk, and dozens of simple and wild wooden or stone inns were almost full of guests.
When the two came to the inn area, Leng Buding thought that they had crossed over, and they were all ancient inns as far as the eye could see, and there were many wine shops and inns built along the street, and there were many vendors on the street, attracting many female customers.
This is equivalent to the ancient commercial area, the grade is so high, and the atmosphere is also peaceful.
Ye Shu and the others walked directly into the street, looking for the book sellers, but there were more than a dozen book sellers, and they specially inquired before they found the human being.
This guy has a bookstall at the end of the street, and the stall is full of messy books, which are not neatly folded, but just thrown on the stall.
The human was slumped on a wooden chair next to him, wrapped in an old black leather coat, and his hair that had not been washed for an unknown amount of time was scattered and draped, covering half of his face.
He was too much like a beggar, and he smoked cigarettes, and he spit out the smoke rings one by one, turning them into various shapes in the air, which was also very powerful.
Ye Shu and Liu Youyou glanced at each other and walked over slowly.
As soon as they approached, the human didn't look at them, and said in a deep voice: "Ten yuan a copy, choose yourself." ”
Listening to his tone, I'm afraid he is a bohemian prodigal son, very personal.
Ye Shu looked down at the books on the stall, and the corners of his mouth twitched when he saw it. Book!
Liu Youyou also saw it, and turned a few pages curiously, saw the indescribable female body, blushed all of a sudden, turned around and walked away, and let Ye Shu meet with humans by himself.
Ye Shu is not so particular about a big man, he said casually: "This brother is good, and he is entrusted by someone to visit you." ”
As soon as he said this, the dirty human immediately sat up, his hair flicked, and his sloppy face flashed, and Ye Shu could feel the surprise on his face.
"Notice? Is it a notification? ”
He asked eagerly, Ye Shu nodded and took out the concession: "Look, Mr. Shu didn't come over, let me help......"
"How long will it be before I get home? I don't want to be an undercover agent anymore, how long will it take? ”
The human interrupted Ye Shu's words and asked in a low voice, with a hint of distorted bitterness in his tone.
"Three years."
Ye Shu suppressed his surprise and said that the human was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then threw the cigarette butt on the ground and kicked the bookstall over again.
"Three years? At the beginning, it was clearly said that three years, three years later, three years later, three years later, and three years, it's almost ten years old! ”