Chapter 72: Kudos to me for my storytelling skills
Yes!
Tu Hao screamed in pain, and then said, "What are you biting me for?" ”
"I'll bite you to death!" Jiang Keqing glared at Tu Hao, snorted coldly and said, "If you don't want to do a good job, you deserve to be bitten to death." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"What do you mean by not doing good things?" Tu Hao said: "Between husband and wife, that is the most serious thing, not only about the sweetness of the husband and wife, but also about the reproduction and inheritance of human beings.
How can such an important thing become a bad thing when it comes to your mouth? ”
"I'm too lazy to talk to you, so hurry up and tell me more."
Seeing that Jiang Keqing's eyes were not good, Tu Hao smiled, thinking that she would take the initiative to take the initiative and enjoy the wonderful pleasure again, although she knew that she had been bitten hard.
Alas.
Tu Hao sighed, and under Jiang Keqing's female authority, he had to continue to make up the story.
"Didn't I say I met Yang Ying?"
"Hmm." Jiang Keqing nodded, and then said, "What I'm asking is what did you two do next?" ”
"Well, that's a long story."
"Let's make a long story short."
"In short, I'm afraid I can't tell me clearly, and you're going to misunderstand again."
"You're not done, are you? Then you think I can understand what you say, then you can say it. ”
So Tu Hao once again succumbed to Jiang Keqing's unkind female power.
"That's right, I met Yang Ying. But I also met another person, and that was Ling Haifeng. And Ling Haifeng was pulling Yang Ying at that time.
At first, I didn't recognize Yang Ying, a big star. I thought she was a girl next door. Seeing her being dragged into the car by Ling Haifeng, I felt a little wrong at this glance.
This is Guan Tianhua Day, robbing people's daughters. Is this still worth it?
Thereupon. In the noble moral spirit of upholding justice and punishing the strong and helping the weak, I beat Ling Haifeng violently.
By the way, he took Yang Ying back to the hotel. ”
"Why did you stop?" Jiang Keqing said dissatisfied.
"Otherwise, don't say it, I'm afraid you'll be angry with me again when you hear it." Tu Hao's face was full of hesitation, and his eyes were evasive.
So. Jiang Keqing's interest increased even more.
"You haven't said it yet, how do you know I'm going to be angry? Is it that after you and Yang Ying returned to the hotel, you were furious? ”
"No, no, no." Tu Hao waved his hand again and again. said: "I am such a determined man, so I won't coerce me to repay it." ”
Jiang Keqing looked at Tu Hao, with a look of disdain on his face, "It's just you." And concentration? If I believe in you. I'm just a fool. Than to tell me that these are useless, quickly say, what happened to you two when you go back. ”
"Okay." Tu Hao sighed, as if he had made a lot of determination, and then said: "After the two of us go back, it may be that Yang Ying was drugged by Ling Haifeng's bastard, so as soon as she returned to the hotel, she began to be restless."
Loose clothes untie. Crawl on top of me. You say I'm a normal man, and I'm still facing a big star. Of course, the most important thing is a big beauty, how do you think I can bear it? ”
"So you're going with the flow."
Looking at Jiang Keqing's frost-colored face, Tu Hao hurriedly said, "That, that one finally held back." When I think of my beautiful, charming, sexy, generous, decent, and broad-minded wife, just when I was about to take it anymore, I couldn't help myself.
And I ......"
"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Keqing asked coldly.
I carried Yang Ying into the bathroom, then turned on the shower and poured cold water on her. I thought, maybe that would calm her down. ”
"And then?"
"That, then, and then ......"
"Speak quickly!" Jiang Keqing was anxious and shouted.
"That worked!" Tu Hao smiled proudly and said, "Yang Ying was so by me, and she was really no longer so hungry and thirsty.
So I poured her a little more until she came to her senses. ”
"But what happened yesterday? How could she dress like that and lie on your bed? Jiang Keqing breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Tu Hao say this, but he still asked vigilantly.
"Alas!"
Tu Hao sighed again, "That's a misunderstanding. And I guess she did it on purpose. You don't know, after she got into the situation, I told her the whole process of saving her.
Who knew that this woman not only did not thank me, but also scolded me, saying that I was not as good as a beast. Do you think I'm wronged?
If you just scold me, forget it, she deliberately seduced me, but with the love for you in my heart and my steadfast faith, I was stunned to resist her temptation and temptation.
I really don't understand women, what do you call this? ”
Looking at Tu Hao's face full of doubts, Jiang Keqing smiled in his heart, and said in his heart that you are really a fool.
In fact, after listening to Tu Hao's narration, Jiang Keqing, as a woman, has already understood why Yang Ying treated Tu Hao like that.
If it's yourself, you probably have to be angry.
Aren't you attractive? It's all like that, you can't help but eat me, you still carry me to the toilet and pour cold water on me.
How much do you want to do that with me?
With such a brain supplement, Jiang Keqing suddenly thought of the two words that Tu Hao said when she saw Yang Ying.
"Cannon, friend, what's going on?"
Facing Jiang Keqing's questioning, he looked proudly at Tu Hao, who had successfully deceived Jiang Keqing, and felt in his heart for a while, I go, how can I forget this stubble?
"The way she was at the beginning, you don't think you would believe me if you said anything I said. That's why I said that for disgusting Yang Ying. ”
Tu Hao couldn't help but praise his own wit.
Special meow, Lao Tzu is so talented.
"Really?" Jiang Keqing looked at Tu Hao suspiciously and asked.
Tu Hao swore an oath, and didn't feel like he was lying, and said righteously: "Really." ”
Jiang Keqing nodded, "Okay, I'll trust you." ”
Whew, listening to Jiang Keqing's words, Tu Hao sighed secretly. Fortunately, this lie was not in vain, Yang Ying's case is over.
"But you talked about it for a long time, what does this document have to do with Yang Ying?"
Jiang Keqing's next question made Tu Hao nervous again.
the groove.
Lao Tzu only cared about lying to himself and Yang Yingyuan, how could he forget the business?
However, this question only stayed in Tu Hao's head for a short time, and then he began to write the next story.
No wonder it is often said that one lie needs another to cover it up.
"Relevantly, how can it be okay. It's a big deal. If it weren't for Yang Ying......"
"Stop, stop, stop." Jiang Keqing said impatiently: "You have already said this just now, what I asked is what it has to do with Yang Ying." ”
Tu Hao frowned, "I told you?" ”
"I said it. I'm sure, sure, very sure and sure. ”
"Okay." Tu Hao patted his head gently, "Maybe you were a little bit brained by the teacup you just had." I can't remember what I said. ”
"Don't interrupt, say it quickly!"
In fact, Tu Hao was deliberately interrupting and deliberately delaying time.
I'm going, it's really not easy to make up nonsense.
Tu Hao sighed secretly, taking advantage of this interrupted time, he had already figured out how to make it up next.
So Tu Hao said: "That's right. Naturally, I couldn't share the same bed with Yang Ying that night, right? ”
"Hmph, you still have a little conscience."
Tu Hao smiled and said, "So Yang Ying sleeps in the bed, and I have to sleep on the sofa in the living room." When I walked to the couch, I happened to see a coat.
A man's coat. As soon as I recalled, I remembered that this coat was put on Yang Ying when I saw her.
I thought, "Whose man's coat is this?" ”
"Ling Haifeng, that bastard."
Tu Hao snapped his fingers, "Bingo, you're right." Why don't I say my wife is smart. ”
"Then you found this document bag from Ling Haifeng's coat, and then you opened it to see that it was actually a certificate that could prove my uncle's innocence."
"Oh, wife, you're so smart. You thought of it before I even said it. Tu Hao pretended to be surprised and looked at Jiang Keqing, and said with a look of disbelief.
"You think I'm a three-year-old? Would I believe such a coincidence? ”
Tu Hao spread his hands helplessly and shook his head, "I was also unbelievable at the beginning. I was still thinking, is this Yang Ying my goddess of luck? Just kissing her on the lips solved my problem.
If I hadn't controlled it at the time, I'd have to be lucky. ”
"What do you say? Did you kiss Yang Ying? ”
Belch.
Tu Hao covered his mouth.
"Okay, you Tu Hao, didn't you say you held back?" Jiang Keqing said while pounding Tu Hao with his powder fist.
Tu Hao held his head and dodged and said, "That one endured it in the end, but he didn't hold back in front." ”
"I told you that you couldn't hold back, I told you to be unbearable in front." Jiang Keqing scolded and thrashed.
Although Jiang Keqing's fist fell on his body, making Tu Hao feel a little pain, his heart blossomed.
successfully diverted Jiang Keqing's attention, and his story was successfully written.
But then again, it's really not a human thing.
Tu Hao sighed and shouted: "Murder your husband, murder your husband!" (To be continued.) )