"Brother Ye, is there any way you can cure this disease?" Niu Bi was heartbroken, gritted his teeth, and asked in a low voice while pulling Ye Xiu's clothes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

His family sells medicine, knows a lot about Chinese medicine, and knows very well that the person who can prescribe that kind of magic prescription is not an ordinary Chinese medicine doctor.

"If you are sick physically, you can take some medicine to recuperate, but I can't do anything about this psychological disease, I suggest that you can watch some healthy books or videos every day and spend your energy on one thing."

Ye Xiu put forward a more pertinent suggestion.

"Hey." Hearing this, Niu Bi sighed slightly, "I understand what you said." But I just can't do it, I can't get rid of those stubborn bad habits. ”

"They are like flesh and blood born in my body, and I have nothing to do." Putting down the magazine in his hand, he was like a deflated ball.

The two sat on the chairs in the reading hall, Niu Bi looked at An Yishen who was sitting by the door with a somewhat dull gaze, suddenly took a deep breath, and said: "I feel that I need to have a vigorous love, maybe it can solve my current troubles, what do you say?" ”

"Are you familiar with her?" Ye Xiu was puzzled, he didn't have a deep knowledge of emotional matters, and he could even be said to be ignorant of bullshit.

"An Yishen, school flower...... The Queen of Broadcasting, I recognized it at a glance, and her photo can be found in the school's admissions brochure. ”

Niu Bi's eyes were extremely hot, he clenched his fists, and said to himself: "The moment I looked at her just now, I seemed to feel my soul twitch violently, that's right, it's her, my destined other half!" From now on, I will pursue her unrelentingly. ”

Due to the fact that the acne on his face has healed, now his confidence has long been bursting, and there is no shortage of beautiful girls in the river.

Today he had the opportunity to meet a stunning superlative by chance, just kidding, will he pass by the other party, won't there be any story?

The corners of Ye Xiu's mouth twitched, thinking that this guy was really good, so he could only cast an encouraging look and said, "Come on." ”

"I borrow your auspicious words, you are here, I will pass." Niu Bi took out a small mirror from his pocket to see if his hair was neat.

Immediately, he took out a bottle of perfume the thickness of his little thumb, sprayed a little bit on his armpits and hair, and then took a deep breath, straightened his waist and walked over.

Ye Xiu continued to bury his head in reading, he didn't like to meddle in things.

Whether Niu Bi can win favor and capture the girl's heart depends on his own ability.

"I didn't expect you to like to read Das Kapital too?"

Niu Bi leaned over, bent over, and said directly: "I like this book so much that I can't do it." ”

Hearing this, An Yishen raised his head, his good-looking eyebrows furrowed slightly, and said, "Why are you here again?" If you're not reading, keep quiet and don't disturb me. ”

"What are you talking about?"

"It's not like I'm lonely for you to read alone, so I'm here to accompany you, it's really rare to see a beautiful girl who likes to read Capital now."

Of course, Niu Bi will not leave because of this, if he loses like this, then what kind of girl is he soaking?

The key to picking up girls is to "die shamelessly." ”

Of course, the premise is that you must have a certain appearance.

Niu Bi obviously has this condition, as long as he persists in the Xiaoqiang spirit of "shameless death", then there is still a chance of winning.

"That's a lot of nonsense."

An Yishen's delicate little face showed undisguised disgust.

"Nonsense?"

"Girl, everything I say is said after careful consideration."

Niu Bi moved a chair over and sat in front of An Yishen's desk, which provoked many boys in the reading hall to be angry, and they were about to explode.

An Yishen has encountered all kinds of difficult suitors, and he has long been accustomed to it, but like this guy in front of him, it is still relatively rare to talk so much nonsense.

Ordinary people, seeing her pretty face covered with frost, don't dare to come over and talk, can't this guy understand his own face?

"To be honest, the person I admire the most is Marx, who created a great economic theory. This Das Kapital, in particular, is simply ......"

Niu Bi looked intoxicated, thinking that this forced pretending was in place.

But An Yishen saw the flaws on his face, and couldn't help but sneer: "You said that the figure you admire is Marx, so when were you born and died?" ”

"I remember it as if it was ......"

Niu Bi's eyes rolled, trying to recall that the person he admired the most was Mr. Hatta.

Then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and a set of numbers appeared, and he hurriedly said: "Last year, that's right, last year, I saw it on TV." ”

An Yishen only felt that the guy in front of him was in arrears and was about to shut down, this and that, Marx was a figure in the nineteenth century.

There is a difference of more than 100 years in between, and there is no such nonsense......

"Are you sure you're not sick?" After thinking about it, she asked, frowning slightly.

Niu Bi suddenly realized that he must have said something wrong, so he started talking nonsense: "The girl is simply discerning, and she can see at a glance that I am sick." ”

He pondered for a while, making his expression and tone look particularly bleak, and said slowly: "Since I was a child, I have been bitten by dogs no less than twenty times, and at the same time, I have watched the rabies seedling more than twenty times, and the doctor said that I suffer from indirect amnesia and am easy to forget. ”

"In addition, I also suffered from congenital heart disease, but after being bitten by a dog and numb, this disease was cured by such a coincidence."

"When I was born, I had polio and almost died. When I was 10 years old, I contracted encephalitis from too many vaccines and almost died. ”

"When I was 14 years old, I accidentally fell from a five-story building, but luckily I only broke one of my thumbs."

Niu Bi said, forcibly squeezed out a few tears, and said in a choked voice: "I'm sorry, I'm too soft-hearted, every time I mention those sad pasts, I can't help but want to cry." ”

Ye Xiu frowned, he could hear what Niu Bi said clearly, so he couldn't help but shake his head, thinking, this guy is really good at ...... Make up a story.

An Yishen is exquisite, good at observing words and feelings, how can he not see that the boy in front of him is "pretending to be miserable" in the hope of winning his sympathy.

He was a little surprised and said, "It's a miracle that you are alive." ”