Chapter 39: The Invention of Heavenly Machines

"Poof!"

"Puff puff!!"

In the audience, a lot of people sprayed!

"it!"

"!!"

The scene is insane!

A lot of people are speechless!

When the "razor" blows out the wind, many people's eyes widen!

When Lei Feng's "hat cake"-like hairstyle appeared, and then looked at his weird "invention", countless people's hearts seemed to be thousands of alpacas roaring by!

A lot of people choke their legs!

I'm going to be stunned!

"This tease!"

"Shocked!"

"Bunker !!"

On the stage, Liu Mengmeng also sprayed!

She still hasn't seen the "mystery" in Lei Feng's hat, and she thought that this little killer Matt was a little handsome without an explosive head, but at this moment she was only glad that she wasn't eating!

"And what if you have a hair dryer?"

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Lei Feng threw the "razor" and took out a hair dryer from the box!

"The hair dryer is just a disguise—"

Lei Feng pointed the "tuyere" of the hair dryer to his chin, and turned on the switch under the crazy gaze of everyone, "Actually, it is still a razor!" ”

Airplanes~~

Listening to the sound of the "hair dryer", the scene was completely sprayed!

A lot of people want to kneel!

"I'm convinced!!"

"Please take my knees."

"I'm really kneeling!"

Liu Mengmeng also smoked!

She couldn't think of how Lei Feng's brain grew, this kind of strange invention was simply anti-human!

"What if the hair dryer is missing?"

Liu Mengmeng laughed!

She saw that Lei Feng still had a comb on his head, and his right foot moved slightly, and secretly hid the "razor-style hair dryer" that had been thrown away before behind her feet!

"Hey, I told her about this?"

Lei Feng was stunned!

He looked left and right, but he really didn't notice where the "razor" was thrown.

The audience burst into laughter!

Lei Feng finally found that Liu Mengmeng was also snickering, and he was stunned for a while.

He shrugged.

"It's hard for me,"

Lei Feng took off his leather shoes, and under everyone's dull gaze, he lifted the leather shoes.

"I'm not in vain!"

He proudly pressed a button, and the sound of a wind blowing sounded from inside the leather shoe, "Just like this shoe, it's also a hair dryer!" ”

“......”

“......”

The audience knelt!

"It stinks!"

"I'm drunk!"

"This brain hole is too big!"

"Hahahaha..."

Liu Mengmeng almost poofed water!

She swore that she really didn't know that Lei Feng's shoes still had this effect in advance, so she burst into laughter on the spot!

"You know, as a good agent, hairstyle is important."

"Well, yes."

Liu Mengmeng covered her mouth and responded.

She looked up at Lei Feng's "hat head", and couldn't help laughing for a while!

"Agent's shoes, all like that?"

Liu Mengmeng really thought it was funny.

Lei Feng put away his shoes and put on his hat again: "I said that as a good agent, everything may have hidden secrets!" It's like this tie—"

Lei Feng pulled out the colored tie, and there was a folding umbrella underneath!

"it!"

A lot of people shouted in their hearts!

Lei Feng didn't say it, they really didn't find out!

Lei Feng showed his eight teeth again.

This is no longer an invention in the domestic Lingling paint, but one of the strange inventions of another world, an island country!

"As a good agent, this hidden portable umbrella can help you spy on your enemies without fear of rain!"

Lei Feng opened the umbrella!

Liu Mengmeng: "......"

"This umbrella can be flipped over!"

Lei Feng shook the umbrella, and the mushroom-shaped umbrella suddenly became a bowl-shaped!

"You see, such an umbrella can be put over the dog's head to prevent them from getting wet in the rain!"

Lei Feng turned the umbrella cover to the side-

The stage director who had a "grudge" against Lei Feng was frightened!

Lei Feng said seriously: "As an excellent agent, this reversible umbrella can help you disguise yourself as a dog lover when spying on the enemy!" ”

Liu Mengmeng: "......"

Audience: "....."

"This leftover tie is not useless either!"

At this time, Lei Feng pointed to the remaining tie again.

He untied it, and there were forks at both ends.

Lei Feng walked to a stand where the camera was placed on the side, and tied the two ends of the "tie" to it, leaving only the wide strip of cloth in the middle to swing down.

"Look!"

Lei Feng's finger was cut off from the strip of cloth, "If you sit on the sofa, this strip of cloth that can be suspended in the air can let you rest your feet!" ”

"It's a must-have for white-collar workers in the office!"

Lei Feng pointed to his self-made "leg hammock", and almost shouted out as long as 998!

"What about these sunglasses? It also has a mystery? ”

Liu Mengmeng's face is full of cows.

She found that as a host, she didn't seem to know much!

"Sunglasses?"

Lei Feng rummaged through the box, but took out two pieces of paper!

He sighed on his sunglasses, pasted the piece of paper, and saw that the position of the sunglasses lens was replaced by two "eyes" drawn on paper.

"As a good agent, this camouflage glasses can help you confuse the other party at certain times, so that you can rest without even noticing!"

"You can also switch the picture to an eye pattern like this, which prevents others from looking at you......"

Lei Feng gushed endlessly.

A lot of people are on their knees!

Totally Spartan!

How can there be such a big gap between people?

Liu Mengmeng was full of cows in an instant!

No wonder don't have lines...

Nima, you have too many "inventions"!

After the introduction one by one, the show will time out!

Liu Mengmeng couldn't hold it.

She felt that Lei Feng was no longer human, and his brain hole was too strange!

A normal person simply can't keep up with such thinking!

In order to prove this, Liu Mengmeng called an audience.

This is something that the show doesn't have.

But-

who-cares?

The one who was chosen was a very young Lori.

"What else do you have in this treasure chest?"

As soon as Xiao Lori came on stage, she immediately stared at Lei Feng's box.

Lei Feng took out a flashlight.

The cute girl paper took it.

She looked carefully and touched it, and confirmed that it was not a hair dryer or razor; Then I turned on the switch, saw a flash of light, and immediately said disappointed: "Flashlight, I know it." ”

"Wrong!"

Lei Feng smiled proudly-

"This is not an ordinary flashlight, this is a solar-powered flashlight that doesn't require batteries, it lights up when there's light—"

"Poof!!"

A lot of people have listened to it!

"And what about when there's no light?" Little Lori said dumbfounded.

"Absolutely not bright!"

Lei Feng said proudly!

The three views of the audience were shattered!

"But what about at night?"

Little Lori is curious.

She thought the flashlight was interesting.

"Good question!"

Lei Feng looked at Xiao Lori, took the flashlight from her hand, and turned his head to look to the side, "The gaffer turns off the lights!" ”

Syllable.

The lights are black!

"Now, if you shine another flashlight on it, it will light up!"

In the darkness, Lei Feng turned on the second flashlight.

Both flashlights light up at the same time...... This scene, like a group of taunting skills, simply blinded a large area of 24k titanium alloy eyes!

"Really!"

Little Lori exclaimed!

In the audience, the brother who brought her here is full of cows!

A group of people are scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!

What is the purpose of your coming to Earth?

The lights are on.

The host Liu Mengmeng was stunned.

Many people were speechless for each other, but they had a thousand tears......