As an ordinary otaku, Zhang Lan is very satisfied with the status quo. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Just graduated for a year, although he is single, he has his own translation "company" - although he is only one person, even with his boss.

During the day, he diligently carried out his work - subtitling and translating.

He is a genius who speaks Chinese, Japanese, English, and Hokkien.

And in the evening, he turned over and became a great web writer, and although he was not famous, he firmly believed that it was only temporary.

He is a hot-blooded man with ideals and ambitions.

Occasionally, when I have free time, I will play small games to relieve my fatigue.

Therefore, I am very satisfied with my ordinary little life, and I refuse to go through this kind of thing.

The cause of the incident lies in his hobby of using small games to relieve fatigue.

Zhang Lan likes to play mini-games, especially those that have just been released and are not played by many people.

Because then he can lead some of the backward rookies in the early game, and then ravage them hard, after fully stimulating their desire to recharge

- Delete the game and play the next one.

After all, as an entrepreneurial young man and writer, he disdains to play games with money.

It's entirely because I think it's shameful for RMB players to upset the balance, not because they don't have money.

By no means!

After deleting a mini-game again, in his spare time, he found a game called "Naruto World Travel".

It wasn't just the strange name that attracted him, but also the brief introduction to the game.

"Want to understand what the Hokage world is like? Click to enter and take you through. ”

Based on this introduction, Zhang Lan concluded that the developer of this game must be a person with a big brain.

Why?

Your big game is only 2M memory size?

Out of curiosity, Zhang Lan downloaded the game.

After opening the game, the phone suddenly went black, and at first I thought it was out of power, so I plugged it in and charged, and waited for half a phone screen to not light up, before I reacted that it was a mobile phone virus.

In the middle of my frustration, a text slowly appeared on the black screen of the mobile phone.

*-*-*-*

Want to understand the meaning of life? Want to live more excitingly?

YES/NO

*-*-*-*

Zhang Lan said that this so-called game must be a prank, or a prank of a person who likes the novel of infinite horror, and in the spirit of joke, he also pressed it heavily with his thumb.

――“NO”

Just kidding, what if I press it down and accidentally cross over? Resolutely refuse to cross.

However, things are not so simple, after Zhang Lan pressed "NO", the interface changed for a while, and another subtitle was displayed.

*-*-*-*

Want to understand the meaning of life? Want to live more excitingly?

YES/YES

*-*-*-*

Zhang Lan: "......"

I angrily unplugged the battery of my mobile phone and wanted to restart the phone, but I found that the screen was still on, and the interface was maintained no matter how it was operated.

Zhang Lan finally noticed that something was wrong!

It's -- a scoundrel, isn't it?

With curiosity, Zhang Lan chose a "YES" and clicked down.

A horrible thing happened, he... His phone interface... It became... A flashing battery.

This is the charging interface of his phone.

"It's so boring, this kind of trick is actually played?"

Zhang Lan, who was complaining, didn't find that the mobile phone in his hand, without a battery, the power rushed from 0% to 100%, and the charging program didn't seem to be going to stop.

The electricity meter at home is also the same as a 100-meter sprint, and it will be directly scrapped in the blink of an eye, and then it will burst open.

The explosion was followed by the mobile phone in his hand.

Zhang Lan, who bore the brunt of the attack, was naturally the first victim, and at the moment of losing consciousness, he had only one thought-

"Does the 'Sanxin' company also have a military factory specializing in the production of bombs?"

The next day, Zhang Lan also made rare headlines in major newspapers, with the following contents-

[XM A man charged Sanxin's mobile phone and caused an explosion]

[The explosion power of Sanxin mobile phone has reached a new high]

[Sanxin mobile phone, the "fighter" in the mobile phone]

......

Unfortunately, he didn't have a chance to see any of this, and he didn't have time to care about it at this time, and he found that he still had some consciousness, but it was probably a concussion, because he felt that a voice in his head kept talking.

"Drop, host detected, eligible. System Certification... The system certification is complete. ”

"Drop, activate the one-time traversal system, target: Naruto"

"Drop, encounter an unknown obstacle, a new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."

"Drop, encounter an unknown obstacle, a new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."

"Drop, encounter an unknown obstacle, a new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."

"Drop, encounter an unknown obstacle, a new route is being planned... The system is not strong enough to land in the 'Naruto' world. ”

"Drop, the system emergency mechanism is activated, and the target world is randomly selected..."

"Drop, the target has been confirmed - Marvel"

"Drop, has arrived at Marvel, a one-time crossing system self-destructing... Once the self-destruct is complete, ask the host to issue a new command. ”

Fang thought he was concussed at first, but when he heard it, he realized that something was wrong, and he said that the concussion would only hear a "buzzing" sound, and it would not be possible to form an orderly paragraph of text, and then he realized a problem.

――Is it... Is whiteness wrong?

After thinking about the reason for the long time of "traffic jam", he felt very tired and needed to make up for sleep.

Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and his body, which had just recovered his senses, was shaking, and a musty smell went straight to his nose.

The drowsiness dissipated instantly.

"It's cold, it stinks."

When he opened his eyes, he tried to stand up, but he found that his body did not listen to his command, or rather, his body could not complete the instructions given by his brain.

Zhang Lan blinked his eyes and looked down at his body, this action that was usually very simple, but at this moment, there was a feeling of exhausting the power of the wilderness, which was very laborious.

He saw his naked body, his young limbs, and his undeveloped little Zhang Lan.

"What's going on? How did you become a baby, or a naked baby? Zhang Lan was very confused at the moment.

After calming down for a long time, I gradually accepted this fact, looked around, and knew the source of the smell that had been drilling into my nose.

The smell of the dumpster will naturally not smell good.

"What the hell is this? Could it be the 'system' that I just heard? Zhang Lan guessed wildly.

"Drip, the current state of the host is indeed the work of the system."

An innocent voice sounded in Zhang Lan's mind.

"Who? Who speaks? What system? Zhang Lan thought meaningfully, after all, he was still a baby, and he could only say the words a, o, and e.

"Hello host, it's the system replying to the host's question."

"System? What system? Where did the fight come from? Where to go? How many people are in the family? How many lands do you have at home? Forehead... Kindness? Zhang Lan was a little incoherent.

"Drop, the full name of the system is 'Naruto World Travel System', referred to as the system, it came out from the place where the system was made, and the original goal was to go to the 'Hokage World', but it was stranded in 'Marvel' because of lack of energy. The system doesn't have a home, so there's no family and a field. ”

"Naruto World Travel System? Naruto World Travel? Isn't that a prank for fans of 'infinite horror'? Don't? it... System, I'm crossing over, isn't it? Or go to Marvel? Zhang Lan asked in horror.

"Drop, yes, the host's current location 'Marvel'"

"Let me digest it..."Zhang Lan's mind was a little confused, he needed to be quiet.

For a long time, although Zhang Lan still didn't straighten out his thoughts, the cold wind told him that he had more important things now.

"System, why did I turn into a baby naked and end up in the trash?" He needed to understand his situation first.

"Drops, the energy of the system is not enough to create more conditions for the host."

"Lack of energy? Why is there a lack of energy? Zhang Lan said he didn't understand.

"Drop, the system has encountered unknown obstacles many times during the crossing, and after many turns, the stored energy is not enough to support reaching the 'Naruto', so the 'Marvel' world was randomly selected, and there is only 1 energy point left."

"How many times have you encountered obstacles? Multiple turns? Not enough energy to store? You're stuck in traffic and out of gas, right? If you don't have energy, then recharge? Fueled with gas? "Zhang Lan is already a little crazy.

"Drops, warnings, the system is about to shut down due to low energy, emergency measures are employed."

"Drop, distribute the newbie package, distribute it... The Starter Pack has been distributed. ”

"Drop, release the newbie task."

******

Pre-adult efforts: The host is requested to recharge the system with energy before the legal age of adulthood to meet the system boot conditions.

-- Current completion: 0/100

- Mission Reward: Adult Pack*1

******

"Drop, the system is exhausted, shut down the system... Good luck to the host. ”

"Drop, the system is shut down."

What the heck?

Zhang Lan still has a lot of questions to ask about this so-called system, but it turned out that the system had just been paved, and the system went straight to the street?

There was no time to complain, a bunch of information was stuffed into my mind, including the basic seal of ninjutsu, the application of chakra, the order of the three-body technique, and so on.

The baby's body was already fragile, and it shivered in this cold wind for a long time, and it was already exhausted.

This pile of information was stuffed into his mind, his spirit was even more tired, and his body that was a little paralyzed suddenly hit with a huge pain, just like the last straw that overwhelmed the camel, Zhang Lan passed out directly.

When he woke up again, he didn't know how long it was, but fortunately, he woke up not in the trash, but in a baby bassinet.

Seeing that there was no one around, Zhang Lan didn't make a fuss, and after secretly calling the system a few times to no avail, he could only start sorting out the so-called newbie gift package.

******

The Starter Pack is as follows:

Chakrati Technique*1

Stand-in*1

Transfiguration*1

Clone Technique*1

Constitution modification*1

*******

To put it simply, it is a chakra extraction technique, a three-body technique, and an unknown physical transformation.

Thinking about this, this is the root cause of the huge pain in the body before the coma.,Transformation.,Listen to it like a kind of anti-mouse rush.。

In addition to this unknown physical transformation, Zhang Lan's evaluation of this newbie gift package can only be described in two words

- What a TM pick!!

As soon as the protagonist of the novel enters, he writes about the wheel eye, the blood of the saint seiya, the devil fruit or something, how come he only has such a basic thing here?

"I'm probably the poorest time-traveler I've ever had, right?" Zhang Lan thought secretly in her heart.

Suddenly, his face tightened, and he was no longer quiet, "Ahhhh He cried out loudly.

There is no way, the vocal cords have not yet developed, so they can only be so attractive.

With the sound of hurried footsteps, a young white woman met Zhang Lan's eyes.

She comforted Zhang Lan in English and picked him up awkwardly, but Zhang Lan slapped the white woman with an anxious face, and the "ahhhhh

When the white woman didn't know why, she suddenly felt a warmth in her chest, and at the same time, Zhang Lan also stopped fluttering, with a loveless expression on her face

She wasn't sure if she was wrong, after all, how could a baby born in Fang Fang know what it meant to be born without love?

It's true that a normal baby won't, but Zhang Lan at the moment will, because ...... He just peed his pants!

It's a shame, I don't know how many years I've been weaning, and now I'm experiencing the feeling of wetting my pants again......

When he was in love, Zhang Lan suddenly made a fuss again, because he found a more serious problem than bedwetting

- He felt that he was going to ......

It's pooping!