It was almost three o'clock in the afternoon when he got home, Didi's legs were weak and his whole body was sore, and it was even harder than his previous cultivation in the temple, and he vowed never to go shopping with the girl again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, this endless torture has just begun, Liu Xiaoxiao pulled up Didi, who was slumped on the sofa, and began to learn table manners.

But is Didi a polite person? Don't talk when eating, don't put your elbows on the table, put chopsticks on a dish up to three times, move slowly and steadily, look polite, and don't gobble it up......

Before half an hour, Didi couldn't stand it, he was a cynical hooligan monk, and now he was suddenly asked to learn some table manners, it was better to kill him with a knife.

By urinating, Di Di hid in the room, and no matter how Liu Xiaoxiao knocked on the door, he wouldn't open it.

"Open the door quickly, grandpa is coming back tonight, and grandpa will definitely not agree to the two of us being together just like you."

"What's wrong with me? It's too late for others to envy! And we are fake, don't agree. Didi Dead Pig was not afraid of boiling water, and lay on the bed thinking that it was time to exchange bed experience with Teacher Cang later.

"You ......"

Liu Xiaoxiao slammed his foot on the door and roared angrily: "Stinky monk hurry up and open the door, if you don't open it, I'm going to hit the door!" ”

"If you don't open it, you won't open it, Ma Ma didn't come back!"

Unexpectedly, this hateful stinky monk actually sang, and Liu Xiaoxiao almost rolled her eyes angrily. But now there is no time to find someone else to replace her, Liu Xiaoxiao remembers that her scalp is numb, and she suddenly has a plan in her heart.

"My good Didi, you come out! Didn't you always want to take pictures of my pajamas? Now you open the door to learn table manners, and I'll let you shoot! ”

Womanizers should be rectified with the methods of people.

"Really? You promised to take a picture of my pajamas, and you can't go back! Didi jumped up excitedly, full of energy.

Liu Xiaoxiao's ketone body Didi has seen it, and ******** charming posture makes Didi dream about it every time, so that he always secretly washes the sheets the next day.

Opening the door, Didi pulled Liu Xiaoxiao and was about to go upstairs. Liu Xiaoxiao was startled by his actions, her little hands were pulled by her, and she hurriedly struggled and shouted: "What are you doing, let go!" ”

"Of course, I went to your bedroom to take pictures of your pajamas." Didi looked like he was right-on-handed.

"Wait, I'm not talking now, I'm talking about after it's done." Liu Xiaoxiao's eyes were white, this colored monk was too anxious, did he just want to see his own photos?

"After that? Will you still pay attention to me after the deed, I don't believe it. "The bath was hooked out, and suddenly said that it will be a while, today I am not very convenient, in a few days. Aren't you making it clear that you're a cheater? Didi certainly couldn't agree.

"If you don't believe it, I'll not ask you to be my boyfriend." But Liu Xiaoxiao is even more direct, and the stinky monk is too presumptuous.

"Don't, don't...... I promised you that you can't learn table manners, but can you let me charge some interest first, how about you kiss me?

Liu Xiaoxiao ignored Didi, turned around and left.

"Don't go, or I'll kiss you."

Two hours later, Di Di reluctantly finally learned the table manners, and at this time, Liu Shishi and Li Mengmeng also returned.

"Dead bald, why didn't you go to class today?" Throwing the backpack on the sofa, Liu Shishi said angrily.

Today, she is almost bored to death when she sits alone in her seat, and she can usually find Didi to vent, but today there is no one to talk to, and the strangest thing is that the head teacher did not come to class.

Of course, Didi can't say anything about being chased and killed by the head teacher after he took a soak of urine in the office. He rolled his eyes and came up with a wonderful reason.

"No, your sister begged me to be his boyfriend, and I came back to do some private things with her at home. By the way, you should call me brother-in-law now. Dee Di winked, as if you knew it.

"Brother-in-law! You two ......"

Liu Shishi's mouth opened wide, looking incredulous. In fact, she had long known that her sister and the dead bald man must have some ulterior relationship, but she didn't expect him to become her brother-in-law so soon.

"I don't agree, I don't agree, don't you want me with a bald pot?"

Listening to Didi's words, the anxious Li Mengmeng immediately cried. Meng Meng's big eyes looked at Di Di pitifully, and he understood that Di Di seemed to have really done something unreasonable.

"Dead bald, you actually stepped on two boats!"

I don't know why a wave of anger suddenly surged into my heart, and Liu Shishi raised her leg and gave Di Di a kick. The stinky monk is too hateful, he actually stepped on two boats, and did he take me seriously!

"You're crazy! When do I step on two boats? And your broken boat! ”

Di Di rubbed the kicked calf, came to Li Mengmeng's side and touched her head and said gently: "Why don't I want Mengmeng, Mengmeng is so cute, it's too late for me to hold you in the palm of my hand!" ”

"Really? I knew the bald pot pot wouldn't want me. Li Mengmeng hugged Didi's arm, and the pair of huge boobs rubbed against his arm. Didi almost moaned out of comfort, just with this pair of big boobs, whoever doesn't want it is a fool.

I don't know why Di Di said this, Liu Shishi suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, and saw that she instantly turned her worry into joy and said: "you!" You're the one who jumped out of the boat. ”

Liu Xiaoxiao heard them talking about themselves, found the stinky monk and was talking nonsense again, glanced at him fiercely, and said angrily: "Don't listen to his nonsense, grandpa is coming back today, and I temporarily let him play my boyfriend, it's not what you think." ”

"Grandpa is coming back? Great, grandpa is coming back! ”

Liu Shishi was very excited, she hadn't seen her grandfather for a long time, and the last time they met was three months ago, when she went to her sister's company.

Although grandpa is a little cold, he is the only relative in this world besides his sister. , although for this uncommon relative, Liu Shishi is still very much looking forward to it.

Looking at Li Mengmeng's cheeks soaked with tears, Di Di quipped: "Mengmeng, why can't you be reluctant to me, what if I return to the temple to be a monk one day?" ”

In an instant, Li Mengmeng's tears seemed to have turned on the faucet, and they kept flowing down.

"No, I won't let you go back, if you go back, I'll accompany you as a nun!" Li Mengmeng burst into tears, clenched her fists and looked at Didi, and I replied more seriously.

"Mengmeng, you're crazy! Is it worth it for you to run to be a nun for the sake of a stinky monk? ”

Liu Shishi's eyes widened, she didn't expect Li Mengmeng to fall so deeply. She couldn't figure out what was so good about this stinky monk, who talked and did nothing all day long, no different from the hooligans on the street.

Li Mengmeng was full of innocent little face, and said blankly: "I don't know if it's worth it, anyway, I just can't lose the bald pot." ”

Liu Shishi rolled her eyes again and again, but Didi, a stinky rascal, turned a blind eye, and looked complacent, as if the whole world recognized him as a love saint who fascinated thousands of girls.