Chapter 260: The First Boredom in History
A lot of people were stunned!
Listened to treble, bass, bel canto, rap, ...... I've never heard anyone sing with hiccups!
From disbelief to disbelief, after a circle of confusion in the OO live broadcast room, a 666 suddenly exploded!
"the!"
“66666”
"Really, right? It's true! ”
"How!"
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live stream!"
"Divine Comedy "Nervousness"!!"
"Mom, I'm infected! The hiccups can't be stopped! ”
"This '......ahh
The barrage is crazy!
All of a sudden, the entire screen in the live broadcast room was covered, densely packed, and the picture was missing; The gifts also kept brushing, obviously Lei Feng's "talent" made countless people rise in posture!
How to practice this kind of freewheeling hiccup makes everyone curious, and of course, what is even more curious is that this kind of anti-human singing method is actually studied and tried!
How boring and weird must this be to study this?
Everyone was struck by the thunder. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
looked at Lei Feng one by one and was shocked.
I thought that Lei Feng was repeating Zhang Dadao's performance yesterday, and he was full of guilt.
It's not that our army is too ignorant, but that the enemy army is too high-powered!
Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast room has begun to soar from 1.2 million, Zhang Dadao feels that successful people really don't succeed casually, and successful people really have their reasons for success......
What others think, Lei Feng can understand, this hand burping singing method, but he spent a lot of thought and tried a lot of songs before he practiced. Previously, Lei Feng was very fucked up with the strange ability of "free hiccups", but now that he has a live broadcast platform, he feels that there is no garbage in the world, and hiccups and farts are all knowledge, this song "Worried" can at least bring him hundreds, or even hundreds of thunderous points.
"Ahem, thank you, thank you for your gifts, if you feel that this song "Worried" is good, please vote for "Leifeng Six and a Half", thank you!"
After Lei Feng finished singing, he patted his chest.
After hiccups for so long, my chest was strangely uncomfortable, and I felt like I couldn't get out.
Of course, the iron needs to be struck while it is hot.
Seeing that the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was hot, Lei Feng took a pack of cigarettes from the side after pulling the ticket.
Lei Feng had already thought about it, and the theme of today's live broadcast was all kinds of strange shows. He has smoked a lot of abilities, and it is not good to perform in one second, but abilities such as blowing smoke rings are very useful.
"Smoking is bad for your health, I don't smoke, I use it for performance." Lei Feng said into the microphone, while disassembling the cigarette, then lit the cigarette with a lighter, and looked at the camera, "Today, I will perform a unique trick for you!" ”
After Lei Feng finished speaking, he took a hard puff of cigarette!
Then he turned the direction, made his mouth O-shaped, and let out a light breath -
A smoke ring formed by white smoke slowly rose into the air.
"I'll go, the child is terrible now."
"Absolutely old smoking gun!"
"This hand is so handsome!"
The barrage began to roll again.
Of course, compared to the previous hiccups and singing "Nervous", blowing smoke rings is much more common. Although many people won't, there are so many people watching the live broadcast, and there are many who will.
"Blow smoke rings, I'll do this too."
"Not unusual."
"I can suck and blow two or three..."
Statements were made.
However, before they could say more, they saw that over in the live broadcast room, Lei Feng's mouth moved, and another smoke ring appeared, and then another smoke ring appeared...... After six or seven times like this, six or seven smoke rings were blown, all round!
"Yo-he!"
Someone was amazed by Lei Feng's hand, and saw Lei Feng bow his head and take another puff of smoke, then raise his head, his mouth shaped into O, spit out a circle, and wait until the smoke ring rises into the air and becomes larger, followed by another puff in the middle, and then the next second, another - this series of actions is extremely fast, with the change of mouth shape, a series of smoke rings appear, one after another through the front smoke ring, more than three, in an instant, like a string of white strings!
"I'll go, it's amazing my brother!"
"6 overturned!"
"If I knew how to do this, our Bantian Erniu wouldn't run away with Banwang Tiezhu next door..."
Lei Feng's hand amazed the audience.
Some of the skills obtained by the system lottery are divided into elementary, intermediate and advanced, such as photography (elementary), etc., but some are not divided into junior high and high school, just like uncovering in one second, burping freely, and blowing smoke rings.
Most of these skills that are not junior high school or high school are boring and simple, but once they are drawn, they will immediately be at the full level!
In daily life, this kind of "talent" seems to be useless in addition to playing handsome and pretending, but it can be used for live broadcast, but it is just right! Because this kind of boring skill can be practiced to the full level, which shows that this person is really ...... It's boring!
Before everyone could react, they saw that Lei Feng on the screen moved again!
I saw him take a puff of cigarette and raise his head and chest-
"Vomit~~"
It's a long hiccup!
In front of the computer, Zhang Dadao squirted violently!
He had just walked out of the "Nervousness" that was "sung" with a hiccup sound, and he was admiring Lei Feng for even blowing smoke rings so slippery, but he didn't expect the familiar "hiccup" sound to appear again! This time, though, instead of a song, the hiccup came out with a series of smoke rings like machine-gun bullets!
Yes!
With a hiccup, small round smoke rings flew out with a "poof", and there were more than ten of them!
The scene was silent.
And then...... No then!
If the hiccup version of "Nervous" shocked everyone, then this burp hit a bunch of smoke rings, and it really made people spray rice together.
A look of confusion can no longer describe the feeling in their hearts, everyone only feels that on the way to hiccups, Lei Feng is already the first in the world, push forward three hundred years, push back three hundred years, a total of six hundred years, there will be no more people than Lei Feng who can burp and be bored again!
This Nima can also be?
Hiccups and smoke rings, such things that are not related to the wind and horses, how can you play like this?
It's really up today!
When I came back to my senses, the barrage in the live broadcast room boiled again, "666" rolled straight, and the messages flew straight away, and the local tyrants who were thundered by this scene walked up one after another, otherwise it was not enough to "sleep" in the heart!
"Furi" sent you 6 aircraft carriers!
"The egg hurts and can't sleep" gave you 10,000 eggs!
"SEX_GOD" sent you 666 planes!
…
A bunch of gifts were brushed out, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached its peak again.
The number of people in the live broadcast room has increased again!
If the millions of viewers who were there at the beginning belonged to the person who came to see Lei Feng, then the growing number of people at the moment was really attracted by the live broadcast content.
Many netizens cast a big summoning spell to call friends, and in a blink of an eye, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 1.5 million!
In 06, when the smart large-screen mobile phone was not released, a personal live broadcast could have 1.5 million viewers, which was really terrifying.
Lei Feng naturally would not let go of this opportunity, and immediately started advertising again.
"Thank you all for cheering!" After some canvassing, Lei Feng swept the cigarette, rolled up his cuffs, and took out a pair of leather shoes, "Everyone is so enthusiastic, I also let it go, and I will perform a trick for you today!" ”
As he spoke, Lei Feng took out shoe polish, brushes, and cloth one after another in the midst of everyone's confusion...... Let's get started, shoe shine!
Thanks to the blessing of this pit daddy system, Lei Feng now has a lot of boring "talents", after showing off his fancy shoeshine, Lei Feng washed his hands, took out apples, took out the razor used in the barbershop, and showed off the "full-level" apple peeling technique obtained by the lottery......
An hour!
Two hours!
…
Lei Feng prepared an afternoon and a night yesterday, and all the details and props had already been arranged. The live broadcast can't be completely weird, and occasionally it will be interspersed with some ghost steps, ventriloquism, and shouting...... But the tricks are rarely repeated, and when Lei Feng announced the end of the live broadcast in the morning at more than eleven o'clock, the number of people in the live broadcast room reached an unprecedented 2.6 million!
It can almost be said that since the opening of the Leifeng live broadcast room, only those who have come in, and few have gone out!
This number has already broken the record of OO live broadcast!
Zhang Dadao, who had been watching the live broadcast, was dumbfounded, he couldn't remember how many things he had watched, he only remembered that he was dumbfounded at every paragraph, Lei Feng showed too many "talents", but each of them was either extremely unpopular or extremely boring, he couldn't believe that there were still boring people like Lei Feng in this world!
Hiccuping, blowing smoke rings, shining shoes, peeling apples, unlocking two wires, blowing bubbles with saliva......
Each of them is played with 6!
Zhang Dadao saw that his head was full of black lines, but he still had a sense of "admiration" in his heart, especially when eleven o'clock was approaching, Lei Feng asked people to bring the table plate iron pot flour, and personally pulled a bowl of authentic Lanzhou ramen for him and his assistant, Zhang Dadao really knelt in his heart!
Zhang Dadao couldn't think of why Lei Feng, a young and ambitious second-tier star, would learn ramen?
This is indeed a craft, but for a person who broadcasts live all morning and gives tens of millions of gifts, it is so idle that he goes to learn ramen!
It's unbelievable!
Zhang Dadao felt that his nerves were a little deranged, and when he voted for "Leifeng Six and a Half", the whole person was not good, and hurriedly ran downstairs to the Lanzhou ramen restaurant to ask for a bowl of beef noodles to calm down......
It was a magical morning.
The versatile teacher Lei has become another name for Lei Feng, and Lei Feng's boredom has made everyone jaw-dropping.
The live broadcast in the morning was made into several videos of different sizes and placed on OO, and the "Leifeng Live Broadcast" incident, fueled by OO, has been strongly listed on the hot spots of public websites, although not everyone is online, but this live broadcast has directly increased the number of votes of "Leifeng Six and a Half" members, and they almost want to catch up with Li Ziyuan.
"Rich, rich..."
At noon, after eating ramen, Lei Feng sat in front of the computer and giggled.
In one morning, more than four hours of live broadcast, Lei Feng received gifts and income that greatly exceeded his imagination, so much so that after lunch, his mood could not be calmed down.
"An anchor hiccups live broadcast, and earns millions a day!"
Lei Feng was excited.
This live broadcast really made a lot of money, in addition to the monetary gain, there is also the harvest of Lei Rendian, of course, due to the continuous canvassing in the live broadcast, the comprehensive results of "Leifeng Six and a Half" have far surpassed "Cross Talk Teahouse", which is also the third major harvest.
"In the face of real strength, everything is a floating cloud."
Lei Feng's heart was full of pride.
Just thinking that there would be no accident that the new OO column would have the surname Lei tomorrow, Wang Xijun rushed in-
"Brother Feng, Zhao De is canvassing for "Cross Talk Teahouse"!"
During this time, Wang Xijun has been losing weight, and with the weight loss book that Lei Feng got from the system lottery, she really lost a few pounds, but her exuberant temperament and enthusiasm for paying attention to the entertainment industry have not diminished at all.
Lei Feng was not moved in the slightest when he heard this.
Although I don't know how the gang of "Li Ziyuan" invited Zhao De, with Lei Feng's popularity at this time, he doesn't care about one more Zhao De or the entire Zhao family class. Even if Zhao De can indeed pull a lot of votes for "Li Ziyuan", but this time Lei Feng is bound to win the position of the OO column, others may think that in one morning, he will do his best, but Lei Feng thinks that he still retains some "talents", at least, the excavator technology that has been promoted to the "intermediate" level has not been used yet......