Chapter 83: My name is Bai Wushao
"The little beast actually played tricks with Lao Tzu, I don't think you want to live anymore?" As he spoke, Didi flicked it again. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Stinky monk! Didn't I bring you here? What more do you want? The puppy raised his head sharply, his eyes were full of anger, this stinky monk was bullying himself too much.
Who knew that Didi didn't even look at him, and the ****** at him was slammed, and he didn't stop until his hand was sore, and the dead dog fainted directly in pain.
"Smack......
There was a slap in the mouth to his dog, and the poor puppy was awakened. The puppy wants to cry without tears when he encounters such a big pervert, and he will play his little Ding Ding if he doesn't agree with him, which makes the dog not live.
"Woke up? When you wake up, hurry up and show Lao Tzu! "Didi is not angry, Didi.
"You...... I fought with you, you stinky monk! ”
The puppy stood up with dog hair all over his body, as if he was crazy, and opened his mouth to bite Didi's hand, but Didi put his thumb and middle finger together, and shook the puppy in front of him and was scared silly.
"Old ...... Boss, my dead master is lying in the thatched hut, you go straight to ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was slapped by Didi, "Grass mud horse, you treat me as a ****!" With that, he threw the puppy out, and the moment he landed, a sword light shot straight towards his head.
As if he had expected it, the dog's leg was slightly off, and he easily dodged the fatal blow.
There was no sound, and the granite floor was silent, revealing a small hole the size of a finger. Didi's mouth opened wide, and he broke out in a cold sweat. I'm glad I didn't run in recklessly, otherwise I would have died by now.
The dead dog had just dodged a blow and was about to run away, but was forced back by Didi's Soul Shattering Spell again.
"Dead dog, you dare to play tricks with your Buddha, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will castrate you now!" Di Di was furious, this dead dog made it clear that he was going to send himself to death, if this sword light shot into his head, I am afraid that he would have died a long time ago.
"The boss has something to say, don't don't...... Ah......h
The puppy felt as if it were dead, lifeless in its own hands. If ordinary people saw such a cute puppy and comforted him in his arms, Didi shook his hand and slapped it.
"Little beast, don't pretend to be dead, close this broken formation, or Lao Tzu will abolish you now!"
The little dog with his drooping head listened to Didi's words, and instantly regained his vitality: "Boss, wait a little for me, this is off, this is off!" ”
The formation closed, and Didi had a lewd smile on his face.
"Lao Tzu is hair, Lao Tzu is big, hahaha......"
On the way back, Didi's face was very ugly, and there was no joy on his face after the harvest at all. I thought that I could reap a good harvest this time, but in the end, I was ......
Dee Dee didn't want to say anything. This trip to the secret realm can be said to be fruitless, Da Huandan didn't see it, and the colorful golden lotus herb pu had no chance with him. After running so far, Dee Dee ended up with nothing but a broken book and a bell.
"Uh...... Boss, now that you've got your stuff, don't let me go! The puppy whispered dejectedly, apparently knowing that Didi was in a very bad mood right now.
"You're embarrassed to let me go, didn't you say that there is a big Dan? Dan! ”
After entering the secret realm, Di Di walked around, and found that Yaopu and Xiaohu both had formations, and the formations could not be cracked by dead dogs. Thinking that there was also a thatched hut, where the owner lived, but Didi walked in and found that there was nothing in it, only a broken book and a bell.
"Uh...... Dan doesn't ...... in the book, "The puppy looked a little embarrassed.
"you MD, Lao Tzu gives you a picture of a bone, can Lao Tzu say give you a bone?"
"You can't say that, this "Banxia Herborist" can record the production method of this big pill very carefully, and the herbs in Yaopu are complete, not to mention one big pill, even ten big pills can be made!"
Di Di shook his hand and slapped his dog face, and said angrily: "Cao Mud Horse, Yaopu has been banned, if you want to break the ban, you must at least be a master above the fifth level of the Xuan Rank, you give me a broken book to have a fart!" ”
"Don't say that, don't you still have a thought?"
"I'll go to you MD and think, forget it, it's not nothing, at least there's still your dead dog, I'll stew you when I go back!"
These words startled him a lot, and he immediately softened.
"Don't, boss, or I'll be your little brother, if you let me go east, I will never dare to go west, as long as you say a word from the eldest brother and the sea of fire, the younger brother will not give up!"
"Just you?" Didi glanced at the puppy up and down, and you said with disdain: "Just you unweaned puppy?" I think it's better to forget it.,I've been masturbating too much lately.,Essence loss is too much.,I think it's better to stew to make up for the body! ”
"Boss, I'm a Xuan-level demon beast, not an ordinary puppy, when my mana recovers, even if it's you, it's not my opponent!" When he said that he was a weaned puppy, he was immediately upset.
"Is that you?" Dee Dee remained dismissive.
"Of course, I'm also a little famous among demon beasts, if you don't believe it, you can go and inquire!" Xiaobai shook his body and said with a smug face.
"So you're still a master, I've offended you so much, it seems that you can't stay, I'd better kill you quickly."
"Don't don't, don't settle the dispute, not settle it"
"Whoever is with you is the enemy,"
“……”
Along the way, a man and a dog were noisy, and if ordinary people saw it, they would definitely say that Didi was crazy, and he actually talked to a dog. Otherwise, there is a problem with his eyes, and the dog actually speaks.
After more than an hour, they finally gathered with Liu Xiaoxiao and the others.
"Dead bald, do you know how long we've been waiting for you? It's already six o'clock in the afternoon, do you know? Seeing Didi coming back, Liu Shishi scolded with her head and face, but when she saw Didi's clothes again, she was completely angry.
"Ah...... Dead pervert, why don't you wear clothes? ”
I saw that there were a few pieces of rags left on Didi's body wrapped in important parts, and I thought he was wearing a thong. Suddenly attracted a burst of disdainful glances from the women.
was stared at tightly by the three girls, no matter how thick-skinned Ren Didi was, he was also a yellow flower. Di Di's old face turned red, and he pointed to the little dog on the side and scolded: "It's all caused by this dead dog, otherwise my clothes wouldn't have been torn." ”
Seeing Didi put all the responsibility on himself, Bai Wushao was unhappy: "Boss, you can't say that, when did I tear your clothes, and I'm not interested in human monks!" ”
"Little brute, you still dare to talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll stew you when I go back......"
One person, one dog, one word, one word, one word, one It was as if they had seen the most incredible thing in the world, and the dog actually spoke, and he said that he was not interested in the monk.
"Where did this puppy come from? You can even talk! Looking at the chubby puppy on the ground, Liu Shishi's eyes widened and said in surprise.
"Hello beauties, my name is Bai Wushao, you can also call me Bai Ye!"