"4 plus 4 equals cutie"

"5 plus 5 equals cutie"

"6 plus 6, Mo Mo Mo ......"

On the bucket, Lei Feng kissed his fingers and sold an ugly cute. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Many people admire it so much.

What does it mean to be shameless?

That's it!

Give me back my little Lori!

The voice of the masses, Lei Feng didn't hear it, standing on the excavator bucket, more than a meter high from the ground, Lei Feng didn't have a little idol baggage, after singing a paragraph, he looked at the camera and shouted: "Old iron, if you feel happy, hit 666, if you like this "Ode to Loveliness", please cheer for "Lei Feng at half past six", if you want to see our slender princess perform, please wait, now, I will first give you a song that I practiced last night - the hiccup version of "Song of Throwing Onions"! ”

Lei Feng said loudly.

Everyone was confused, and handed over two green onions below, Lei Feng bent down to take them, and at the same time secretly said in his heart: "I sang the first paragraph of "Throwing Green Onion Song" in a hiccup way, and then transferred the camera and asked Xian Xian to sing the second paragraph, back and forth, just the opposite of "Ode to Lovely", handsome and cute, aesthetic will not be tired, and the effect is better!" ”

Lei Feng's plan is very thorough, he planned for a long time yesterday, after the performance of "Song of Throwing Onions", and a few more programs, this series of live broadcasts in the afternoon will be perfect.

"I'm such a genius."

Lei Feng said in his heart.

Holding the green onions, Lei Feng was calming down, and suddenly his body shrank and felt that the wind was strong.

The hiccup version of "Song of Throwing Onions" has been saved to the computer, and the windy duet has little impact, as long as it doesn't rain.

Lei Feng looked at the sky.

Not long ago, the sun was still very dazzling, but now the wind is surging, and the sky is drowsy for a while, and it is really going to rain if you don't get it.

The clouds in the sky are running fast, the dark clouds are coming one by one, and the sun is no longer visible, but it will take a while to be full of darkness, at this time, it should be no problem to sing a song, anyway, after singing, the car is on the side, and it is a big deal to go home and continue.

Lei Feng felt that his plan was thorough, but vaguely, Lei Feng felt as if he had missed something.

What's missing?

Lei Feng frowned.

This excavator was rented nearby, and it was easy to return; Although there are many people who come this time, they can sit in a car; Although this dark cloud came quickly, in Lei Feng's opinion, the clouds were still too thin, and it would take some time for it to rain; It's also very convenient to pack up the camera or something...... Shouldn't there be anything missing?

Why is there such an ominous feeling?

Lei Feng shook his head.

Probably standing on the bucket by himself, the height is unbearable.

Thundered...

At this moment, there was a soft sound in the sky, which was the sound of the slight collision of clouds.

"This year's spring thunder came quite early."

Lei Feng felt that he had better not rub it off, otherwise he would have to get drenched in the rain for a while.

Although the thunder is not loud, it can stand on a metal bucket, which is also a high place, and it is not safe to stand on a high place when thundering...... Well? Thunder?

Lei Feng stiffened!

Thunder!

Lei Feng looked up.

Since last year's tragic elimination of the "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala" in the capital, Lei Feng has a big shadow in his heart. The failure of that mission allowed him to be punished by five thunderbolts, but on the streets of the capital, Lei Feng clearly remembered that he was only hit four times! So far, there is still a thunder that has not been cut for a long time!

Lei Feng once hid indoors and didn't dare to go out, but over time, the last thunder never appeared, and Lei Feng gradually didn't care. Even many times, Lei Feng hopes that the last thunder will be split quickly, and he will die early and be born early, so as to save himself from being afraid all day long.

However, although Lei Feng hopes to end all this as soon as possible, he never wants to be hacked in public!

Lei Feng clearly remembers that the last time he was struck by lightning, he almost went crazy on the Internet, what "pretending to be b was thundered", and the scourge was punished by God...... There are a lot of messy remarks, Lei Feng once became the protagonist in many paragraphs, and now if he is struck by lightning again, I don't know what it will become.

"This scene seems to be ......"

Lei Feng's body shook!

Although the clouds in the sky are thin, not as good as the black clouds in summer, but between the wisps of dark clouds, it seems to gather into a huge grimace, the grimace eyes are empty, but it seems to be looking at the world, as Lei Feng raised his head, the rolling clouds actually twisted and laughed!

"it!"

Lei Feng was almost scared to pee!

Lei Feng is almost 100% sure that this is a thunder tribulation!

At the beginning, the capital was split at night, and the clouds in the sky were invisible, but now in broad daylight, the huge grimace in the air is clearly visible, which is too infiltrating!

Lei Feng used to be an atheist, and after crossing over, he changed his opinion, but it was the first time he had actually seen this god-like situation.

"Run!"

Lei Feng's heart flashed!

This thought appeared too quickly, and Lei Feng also said that he would move, threw the green onion, and jumped!

The system said that if you are indoors or in the car, the thunder robbery will generally not fall, as long as you hide in this excavator, temporarily avoid this catastrophe, and find an opportunity to sneak into the mountains in the future, everything is OK!

"Big brother give some face, so many people are watching......"

Lei Feng jumped into the air!

The wind blows.

People were stunned.

The camera is on.

Lightning!

"Boom !!"

A blinding light tore through the sky!

Before the thunder falls, the light comes first!

Lei Feng, who suddenly jumped into the air, was hit by the light straight on his body, and the speed of the body that stopped in the air changed, and the clothes on his back exploded, like a wild goose with broken wings, and quickly "smashed" to the ground!

Bang!

Lei Feng "sticked" to the ground!

Clothes are torn and hair is scorched.

“……”

“……”

It's silent.

……

In front of the computer.

Zhang Dadao was waiting for Lei Feng's hiccup performance, and suddenly saw Lei Feng looking up at the sky, and the camera was also facing upwards at this time, because the dark clouds covered the sun, so the stormy pre-rain scene was filmed.

"It's going to rain."

Zhang Dadao nodded, but saw that Lei Feng's expression on the bucket of the excavator changed, and he jumped for some reason.

Zhang Dadao felt that this jump was a little abrupt, but when he saw the figure that jumped into the air, the clothes on the back of his back exploded, and the whole person was "smashed" to the ground as if he had been attacked by a terrorist!

"Boom!!"

The huge thunder finally fell!

The sound was deafening.

"Brother Feng!"

"Brother Feng!"

"Lei Feng!"

"It doesn't matter! the groove is thunder! Brother Feng was struck by lightning again! …”

There was a commotion on the live broadcast screen!

The camera panned, and many figures appeared, and the camera "ran" forward, shooting the back that was struck by lightning into the frame.

At this moment, all the netizens who watched the live broadcast looked confused!

What the heck?

It's true? Fake?

Terrorist attack?

The performance effect?

Listening to the sound of the riot in the live broadcast room, looking at the clothes and burnt hair that exploded inexplicably in the camera, many people couldn't believe it.

This is......

Struck by lightning?

Zhang Dadao's eyes in front of the computer almost popped out, if this is a performance, then this special effect is too good, the clothes are fried when they are fried, the body suddenly accelerates in mid-air, and the hair is scorched!

But if it's not a show......

That's the second time Lei Feng has been struck by lightning!

- No! Wrong! It should be the fifth! I remember that the news reported that last time, Lei Feng slashed four times in a row!

What a man!

Does Ray recognize a person to split?

Zhang Dadao was stunned.

Although、Although it is very dangerous to stand on a high place when there is thunder, but a person can be struck by lightning five times, which is unprecedented, unique!

Is there anything wrong?

At this moment, although the live broadcast camera shook at will, and although the live broadcast was in a mess, no one closed it, and the barrage in the live broadcast room was crazy!

Struck by lightning!

And it was the live broadcast that was struck by lightning!

Who has seen it!

The clothes are all blown up, the hair is burnt, can people still be saved?

Millions of people are staring at their screens, and some are worried.

"Ahem!"

At this moment, a person in the picture arched, and Lei Feng, who was originally picked up, spit out the mud in his mouth.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Lei Feng wanted to turn over and sit up, but he screamed, his hand reached to his back, almost daring to touch the skin, and finally moved to the back of his head, and when he touched his hand, a layer of "paste" on the scorched roll was light, revealing a "dark" crescent-shaped bald head!

“……”

“……”

The crowd was silent.

But in the next second, the crowd was excited!

"Brother Feng, you're okay!"

"Scared the hell out of me!"

"It looks like my back is burnt!"

"The hair in the back is also burnt!"

"Let's go to the hospital!"

“…”

Wang Xijun and others were in a hurry, and netizens on the live broadcast breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the camera, and the barrage walked wildly-

“mdzz！ Who's carrying the camera! Aim at Shuai Lei Lei! ”

"Don't shake the camera!"

"I seem to see Lei Feng bald in the back of his head!"

"Shuai Leilei, if you say something again, is there anything wrong?"

"Was it really struck by lightning? it! Cow B! ”

"I want to know what's going on..."

There are so many people who speak, and there are so many barrages that you can't see the picture at all.

At this moment, not only Lei Feng's fans, or passers-by, or Zhao Yi and others who were hostile to Lei Feng, were also staring at the picture carefully.

Especially Zhao Yi and the others, their eyes widened.

However, when he was about to send Lei Feng to the hospital, the man with the camera lifted the camera and was about to turn it off.

", don't close it!"

"I don't know if it's okay yet."

"It's not life-threatening, is it?"

“…”

As if hearing the cries of the crowd, an arm stopped the camera that wanted to be turned off, and then the lens adjusted, and a familiar face appeared in front of everyone.

"There was a little accident in the live broadcast," Lei Feng's front appeared in the live broadcast room, his hair was a little burnt, and his condition was a little poor, but his face was okay, but his expression was a little crazy, "That, I seem to have been struck by lightning again." ”

As he spoke, Lei Feng tore off his torn clothes, touched the back of his head, and touched a handful of black substances.

Lei Feng: "......"

"Can anyone tell me that the hair that has been struck by lightning can still grow?" Lei Feng was about to cry, but he accepted the reality, and after a while, Lei Feng recovered again, facing the camera, breaking the can and falling, "Forget it, let's forget about these unhappy things, let's continue the live broadcast, I will bring you a hiccup version of "Throwing Green Onion Song", if you like it, please support our Thundercloud Club's work "Leifeng Half Past Six" ......"

Everyone: "......"

At this moment, there was no one, staring at Lei Feng who had just been struck by lightning in the live broadcast, and the audience was overwhelmed!

Especially Li Ziyuan and the members of the Zhao Family Comedy Club, they vomited blood.

It's so much fun!

You've just been struck by lightning!

Grab the headlines in this way, and give no way to live?