"You...... What do you want? ”

Looking at Di Di, who was approaching step by step, Liu Xiaoxiao looked very flustered, but instantly returned to normal. Liu Xiaoxiao, www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, smiled contemptuously: "Your little brother is not enough for my sister to play, go back and develop well for two years!" ”

After speaking, Di Di, who was left with a confused face, ran out in a panic.

Liu Xiaoxiao, who had just walked out of the room, turned red all of a sudden, like a happy egg for a gift. Where have she seen any little brothers, busy in the company every day, and have a lot of experience at work. She was able to be so calm just now, thanks to her years of experience in the shopping mall.

Shaking her little head, Liu Xiaoxiao hurriedly ran to her room and took a cold shower, she needed to calm down.

Didi still stood there stupidly? "Go back and grow well for two years!" The words kept echoing in his ears, and Didi's heart sank into the abyss again. Am I so unbearable? Little Didi seemed to have been hit as well, and he was slumped on his stomach.

What kind of virgin career did you end, and you still broke each one! Before he even got out of the door, he was already ruined. The blow again made Di Di disheartened, and he swore to the lamp while lying on the bed that from now on he would stay away from women and eat fasting and pray Buddha, and strive for the right result.

"Did you sleep with a bald pot?"

Suddenly, there was a slight voice, this cute sound that made people vomit blood, without thinking about it, I knew that it must be Li Mengmeng's. However, now Didi has devoted himself to the Buddha, and he no longer cares about the affairs of men and women.

"Female donor, please go back, the little monk has rested, let's talk about it tomorrow!" The tone is light and distant, not mixed with a trace of mortal pollution.

"Bald pot, pot, what's wrong with you, are you sick? I'm still going to make a villain with you, so you can rest well! The innocent Li Mengmeng actually thought that Didi was unwell.

"Wait, don't go! Our brother is in good health! ”

With a gust of wind, Didi opened the door in an instant. There is a saying that God has closed a window for you, but has opened a door for you. "Amitou Buddha, Buddha is not strange, I still believe in you."

Although I thought so in my heart, I had already forgotten the Buddha in action. I saw Di Di stretch out his claws, and immediately kidnapped Li Mengmeng into the room. The little brother has always been his most proud partner, and he immediately raised his head and became a real man again.

"What are you going to do with the bald pot?" Looking at Di Di with a wicked smile on his face, he approached like himself step by step, and Li Mengmeng curled up in the corner like an injured white rabbit.

"What? Of course, it's a villain, hahaha......" Now Didi finally understands a line on the advertisement, "It's good to be a man!" ”

"So that's the case, you see I brought all the bald pots and pots."

Li Mengmeng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, but Didi was stunned by her words.

Brought? What did she bring with her, could it be...... Didi smiled lewdly, thinking about it, he was still a seventeen or eighteen-year-old child, and he might not be a minor, so of course he couldn't bring disaster to others.

"Hurry up and take it out, I can't wait!" Saying that, Didi began to take off his pants, he hadn't brought such a thing himself, would it be too small to strain the little brother.

"Bald pot, why are you in such a hurry, we have time, and there will be no class tomorrow, so it's no problem for us to play for as long as we want!" Li Mengmeng looked a little embarrassed, after all, this was the first time she had done such a thing with a boy.

Didi was frightened by the little girl's words, when did the little girl become so dirty and say such tempting words.

'It's okay for us to play as long as we want!' Is it all her conspiracy, that her innocence has always been disguised, and that her purpose is to get my flesh?

It's terrible to think that such a cute girl can have such scheming, but I like it!

"Then let's get started! The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold. ”

"Ahh What are you doing......" Li Mengmeng screamed, so frightened that the plasticine in her hands fell off.

Dee Dee was dumbfounded, and took off her pants, but she actually took out a piece of plasticine. What is she going to do here, make dumplings for herself?

"Why are you taking off your pants bald, didn't you say you wanted to make a villain?" Li Mengmeng's little face was red with shame, and she lowered her head and didn't dare to look at Didi. In fact, she didn't know why she blushed with shame, in short, it was very unnatural to see him without pants.

"That's right! Didn't we say that we would make villains? How do you make pants without taking them off? Didi stood there stupidly, not knowing whether to put her pants on.

"Why are you making a villain to take off your pants, don't you think I brought plasticine?" Li Mengmeng picked up the plasticine and stretched it out in front of Didi's eyes.

"Make a villain out of this?" Dee Dee pointed to the plasticine in her hand, he was stunned, he was completely confused. When did science and technology become so developed, did it become enough to make villains and knead them directly with mud? Isn't this what Nuwa Niangniang did?

"Of course I use this, you see I still have a lot of villains here." Saying that, Li Mengmeng took out a few dolls pinched with plasticine from a bag, what Doraemon, Xiao Maruko, crayon Xiaoxin and so on.

Seeing Li Mengmeng playing with the puppet very happily, Di Di couldn't help but take her hand and said bitterly: "Mengmeng, the villain I am talking about is actually not the same as the villain you said, the villain I am talking about is a baby." ”

"Baby?" Li Mengmeng's surprised little mouth was about to stuff an egg.

Suddenly, her little face turned red, red like a budding pomegranate flower, I saw her looking down at Di Di secretly and said shyly: "Bald pot pot, do you mean to let Meng Meng give you a baby?" ”

"Uh...... That's what it means! Suddenly, Didi felt a heavy sense of guilt, such a simple little girl, but she wanted to force her to give birth to a baby for herself, am I still human?

"If it's a bald pot, I'm willing to ......" Li Mengmeng's face was hot with shame, and if it weren't for Di Di's amazing ear power, he probably wouldn't have heard it.

The short three words 'I do' seem to be full of magical magic. In an instant, the little brother was enraged again, he held his head high and looked at everything, and a fight was inevitable.

"But the bald pot, how can I give you a baby?"

Speaking of giving birth to a baby, Li Mengmeng has always been very curious, she was born by her mother, but how did her mother have Mengmeng? This question has been bothering her for many years, and every time she asks her mother, she says that she will know it after she grows up, but she doesn't know until now.

"Uh...... This ......"

This question really stumped Didi, didn't she take a physiology class and watch a blockbuster movie about the island country? How to explain it, suddenly a flash of inspiration, Didi has an answer.

"Uh...... Meng Meng is actually very simple to give birth to a baby, as long as we pop it! ”

"Bald pot, you're broken!"

There was a "bang" and the door was slammed open. I saw three beautiful women holding kitchen knives, leather whips, and baseball bats, staring at Didi with fierce eyes. For a moment, Didi only felt a chill on his back, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Dead bald, you're so cowardly......"

"Little monk, you want to sleep in the toilet, don't you?"

"Didi, I don't allow you to be lewd!"

Just when Didi thought that he was going to die, Li Mengmeng asked a question that shocked everyone.

"Bald pot pot, what is pop pop?"