"On the road to Gongzhou encountered a tiger and a bear, five hundred years ago a madness, Tengxiao is the Monkey King again......"

"I said monkey, can you stop singing, are you annoyed with this song every day?" The one who spoke was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy, the boy had pink hair, a beautiful face, and a black eye as bright as the starry sky, if it wasn't for the Adam's apple on his throat, it was estimated that anyone would think that this was a beautiful girl, but it was a pity that the gender of this guy was male. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 It's a pity that the left eye is covered by an eyepatch.,So that a beautiful boy has a little flaw.。

"Cut, how well this song is written, my grandson wanted to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, and the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals were wiped out, tsk, how domineering ......" An elf's strange voice came out, but what was strange was that there was no one around the young man.

"Yes, yes, you are the Great Sage, but the Great Sage, I really think there is no so-called Heavenly Palace in this world, what else is the Jade Emperor Heavenly Court?" The pretty boy said sarcastically.

"Damn, how do I know that my grandson must be too strange in your world......" his voice was a little angry, "My grandson is obviously so famous, and there is nothing to do about my grandson in this world......"

"Yes, yes, everything is the fault of the world...... the teenager said perfunctorily, "Okay, monkey, I'm going to school, today is my first day to report to Guohua Private Middle School, I don't want to be treated as a freak talking to myself......" The teenager's tone was a little embarrassed, "This time I must change my name as a weirdo in junior high school, I must make friends, and then live the life of an ordinary high school student!" As he spoke, the boy's fists clenched, and a raging fire burned in his eyes.

"Weirdos? You should be a freak......" the voice said unceremoniously.

And the teenager's mood was significantly lowered.

"I'm sorry......" The voice seemed to know that he had said the wrong thing, "You know my guy, it's just talking like this, but the brain is ......" The days with the teenager are not short, so the monkey who knows the teenager very well understands how hurtful his words just now are, if it weren't for the fact that there is no physical monkey now who wants to smoke his mouth.

"It's okay...... the young man smiled, but it was really a smile back, "I'm used to it...... This is not a human and a ghost......" There was some melancholy in the young man's tone, but there was not much sadness.

"Alas, I hope you kid can be a little hot, I want to ...... back then" The monkey talked about his deeds of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then.

"Alright, monkey, I'm going to school......" the boy said with a smile, his mood completely back to normal.

And the monkey also knows the other party's mind, although sometimes he can't control his mouth, but the monkey is not bad, and the psychological side still hopes that the teenager can make friends, or make new friends, and completely break away from the original life.

"Stop!" A crisp voice suddenly rang out.

"What a beautiful voice, could it be that this is the legendary encounter......" The young man's heart was very excited, but on the surface he was silent, "According to the plot in those light novels, should I turn back now and ......"

"You didn't hear me call you!" The person who came came grabbed the young man's collar quite violently, making the young man feel the pleasure of suffocation.

"Do you guys know that girls can't wear boys' school uniforms, so hurry up and change my clothes!" A double ponytail, and on the left arm is an armband with the word 'Fengji' written on it.

"Ahem!" The boy desperately pointed to his neck, and only then did the girl let go of the boy's collar.

"Ahem......" The teenager hurriedly handed over his student ID, especially pointing at his gender.

The girl took the teenager's student ID card suspiciously, and then noticed the clear gender on the other party's student ID: male. Then the girl glanced at the boy apologetically, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, your question is not on the school uniform, who should have made you have such long hair!" ”

The boy now has a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, and he thought that the other party would apologize well, but he didn't expect the other party to grasp another aspect of himself and start preaching.

"It's going to be over, it's going to be over......," the young man thought tragically in his heart, obviously it was time for class, but the girl opposite him still didn't have the slightest intention of stopping, and after him, there were a few guys who also seemed to be not abiding by the school rules came over to listen to each other's school rules lectures.

"Okay, that's all for today, don't make a mistake next time......" The girl seemed to be satisfied with what she said, and then left happily.

It's just that there are a few guys left with circles in their eyes.

And the boy ended up being gorgeously late.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I had an accident on the way, so I'm late......" Pushing open the classroom door, the boy first bowed to the teacher and apologized.

"It's nothing, it's just the first class, there's no content, and everyone is introducing themselves, since you're here, let's introduce yourself......" The teacher smiled, very kind.

"Be careful, boy, this teacher and my grandson feel terrible......" the monkey said in the boy's heart.

"Cut, of course I know, you must know that the head teacher will always be the most terrifying creature in the world, there is no one!" Flash shouted frantically in his heart.

"I'll go, that's not what my grandson said......" A certain monkey was completely helpless.

"That, hello everyone......" The boy scratched his hair shyly, "That, my name is Kue, I'm glad to be friends with everyone, and then have a good high school life, by the way, my gender is a male ......" Kue looked at the smoke of the girls in the class and the excitement of the boys and added this sentence at the end. As a result, the girl became excited, and this time the boy became lost.

"Cut, what kind of pink hair does a man dye, it's really girly...... a blonde boy stood up, "And the introduction is too unconfident, you want to look like this......" The blonde boy directly pushed Jiue away, "My name is Muhai, I'm here to open a harem, please beautiful girls fall in love with me bravely!" ”

As soon as Mu Hai's words came out, the whole class looked at each other with perverted eyes.

"Mr. Muhai, it seems that the teacher should take good care of you......" At this time, the squinting teacher walked over, opened his eyes, and then grabbed Muhai's head with both hands.

"Ha, teacher, do you want to join my harem, don't worry, although you are older, teacher, but I ......" Mu Hai's words behind no one paid attention, because the squinting teacher just twisted his hand, and then Mu Hai fainted.

"Oops, I really didn't expect Mu Hai to be so sleepy, let's go back to my seat and sleep......" Then the squinting teacher threw Mu Hai into an empty seat, yes, it was thrown, and even the squeak of the seat overwhelmed sounded in the classroom.

Kuju wiped his sweat, "Where should I sit that teacher?" ”

"Hmm......" Squinting Sensei didn't seem to say anything about Mu Hai's influence, and thought for a moment, "Okay, you can sit in the last row......"

Kue's gaze followed the teacher's finger to his seat, a very dilapidated table, on which there were even faint words that were quite well, weird.

"Teacher, are you sure I won't be cursed if I do it at this table?" Kue's whole person is not good.

"Don't worry, goblins, demons, ghosts, ghosts and nothing will come back, don't forget that we are a human settlement here, even if something really happens to you at that time, the teacher will give you incense in the future, and I will wish you to become a Buddha as soon as possible......" The squinting teacher said with all his might.

"Wait a minute, what about the police, what about the doctors, even skipping the steps of calling the police and rescuing me, will they definitely think that I will die!" Nine roared.

"Haha, my grandson took back his previous words, you are really interesting as a teacher......" a certain monkey laughed loudly in his heart.

"Do you have any dissatisfaction...... "Squinting Teacher opened his eyes again, and a terrifying feeling fell on Kue's body.,In the end, Kue didn't know how he sat in his seat.,By the time they reacted, the whole class had already finished introducing themselves.,Squinting Teacher began to introduce himself.。

"Teacher, my name is Bai Jingjing, you can call me Teacher Bai in the future, my favorite is milk, because milk is rich in calcium, and the most annoying thing is dogs, the kind of guy who only wags his tail and argues around people is the most annoying......" At this moment, everyone seemed to see the rising black gas behind Bai Jingjing, but suddenly Bai Jingjing is painting style changed, "It's just that you don't have to worry, the teacher won't treat you as a dog, of course, if it's okay, don't come to the teacher, Don't come to me if you have something......" Bai Jingjing smiled and said something terrifying to all the students, "Okay, that's it, let's start class now......"

Jiue reacted at this time, noticed the font on the table, swallowed and foamed, and trembled throughout the class, for fear of attracting something bad.

When it was finally time for class to end, Kue wanted to chat with a few classmates, but before he could get close to everyone, he avoided him from afar. And when he spoke, he secretly glanced at Jiuju, extending to Nakaman, full of sympathy and fear.

"Alas......" Jiue sighed helplessly, originally wanted to enjoy the life in Ganzhong, but he didn't expect it to become like this, and now Jiue doesn't know very well whether it's his hair or appearance, or because of the problem of the table.

"Boy, my grandson thinks that eighty percent is still because of the problem of the milk swelling table, I heard that most of those little ghosts are discussing this table, and what kind of curses and ...... like that" The monkey said indifferently, after all, no matter what curse in his eyes, it would not pose a threat to him, even the nine layers had their own secrets, and it was not a simple curse that could kill him.

"Then I'd better find a rag to wipe down this table......" Kuju prepared to find a rag.

"I advise you that it's better not to do this, it's better to ask the teacher to change your seat......" Suddenly, a girl ignored the dissuasion of her companion next to her, walked up to Jiuju and said, there are still some impressions about this girl Jiuchong, it seems that she is called Jiang Xiaoxiao.

"Huh?" Jiu Chong first glanced at Jiang Xiaoxiao gratefully, and then asked suspiciously, "Isn......'t that table really a curse?"

"This matter is true...... Jiang Xiaoxiao said matter-of-factly, "You didn't even inquire about the seven incredible events of Guohua Private Middle School before you came?" ”

"Seven incredible events?" Kuju hesitated, "Isn't this just a legend on the Internet......

"Actually, this is not a legend......" Jiang Xiaoxiao was very scared, "Everything has a real origin......

"That's right, it's just that I really don't believe in these things......" Kue smiled apologetically, "I can't go to the show, if that Hua-san can, I can listen to Hua-san talk about these things in detail when I come back......"

"I said, why don't you keep being persuaded by others!" Jiang Xiaoxiao looked quite angry.

"Forget it, Xiaoquan, let's ignore this guy, kindly treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs......" A girl walked over and pulled Jiang Xiaoxiao away.

Kuju could only smile apologetically at this, and then went to the water room to wash the rags.