Ye Ruo was the first to take the lead in applauding, and everyone here, I'm afraid she was the only one who understood that the story Ye Xiu told was his own experience at all. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The crowd was indifferent and did not take a stand for the story.

Lin Chuxia, who was sitting in the front row, hesitated for a long time, then followed Ye Ruo with a smile and applauded, she also vaguely guessed that this might be Ye Xiu's real experience.

"Bang Bang Bang-"

I have to say that the appeal of beauties is always strong, and countless people, driven by Lin Chuxia, raised their precious hands and applauded.

Tan Xue admired Ye Xiu's courage, and was also amazed that this freshman could still remain calm in front of so many people.

She stretched out her hand and applauded, and after a while, the applause stopped, and Tan Xue continued, "Let's invite our Lei Feng classmate to perform on stage." ”

"I'll tell you a joke." Lei Feng's nervous hand didn't know where to put it, and his brain had a feeling of lack of oxygen, and he didn't dare to sweep his gaze to the audience.

After taking a deep breath and pausing for a long time, he reorganized his language in his heart and said, "Xiao Ming has an underwear store at home, well, I also buy underwear." ”

"On a sunny afternoon, his father and mother went out to run errands, so he asked Xiao Ming to help take care of the store, and after a while, a young woman came, she took out a pair of white underwear from her bag, and said, My underwear is too tight, can you help me change it?"

Lei Feng paused, continued to take a breath, and then continued, "Xiao Ming said, you can't change what you wear." The young woman quickly shook her head, insisting that she had not worn it. Xiao Ming couldn't help it, so he took the white underwear and checked it, so he found a black thread. ”

Xiao Ming said with some doubts, how can this white panty have black threads? When the young woman heard this, her face turned red, and she made an excuse that she had an urgent matter to go home, and she would not change her underwear. ”

Finally finished speaking, Lei Feng was sweating nervously, to be honest, he was really performing on stage for the first time, not to mention, it was quite exciting.

"I'm done with my show." Lei Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and after speaking to the classmates in the audience, he couldn't wait to walk down the steps from the high platform.

"Lei Feng, are you also calling it a joke? Just tell me, it's funny, huh, or I won't be able to spare you. Dare to lift underwear and underwear on such an occasion. ”

Tan Xue pointed at Niu Bi and motioned for him to go on stage to perform, while he ran to the stage and asked Lei Feng with some resentment.

Most of the students here understood, and there was a lot of laughter, well, most of the current students have more connotations, so they understand this kind of connotation jokes quickly.

Lei Feng suddenly showed a bitter gourd face, how dare he explain, saying that underwear and underwear are all trouble, so if he tells where the joke of this story is, wouldn't he be in big trouble?

"Mr. Tan, I really don't know where the joke is, I just saw it on the Internet by chance. That's what I remember. ”

Lei Feng thought to himself why he was so weak, and he had a dead heart, so he hurriedly begged for mercy, "Gentle and generous, beautiful and lovely Teacher Tan, you can raise your noble hand and let me go." I know it's wrong, and I won't mention underwear next time. ”

It is said that women are very curious, and Tan Xue is naturally no exception, she really can't figure out this joke, how can it be funny?

With a pretty face, he looked at Lei Feng very seriously, "Are you sure you won't tell me?" If you tell me, maybe I'll be happy and I'll give you my phone back. ”

Lei Feng was defeated and retreated, if he said it, let alone "happy", it would be a blessing not to be doubled.

But in this way, it seems that Teacher Tan Xue is quite simple.

With a flash of inspiration, the thing thought of a countermeasure, and immediately explained a little stupidly, "Didn't that young woman say that her underwear was a little tight?" If she hadn't worn it, how would she know it was tight? Well, that's the laughing point of that story. ”

Tan Xue looked at Lei Feng and was speechless, "Are you stupid for me?" Can that be considered a joke? I said Lei Feng, the teacher asked you something, and you told me about it, didn't it just happen? Why grind and chirp. ”

At this moment, Niu Bi had already stood on the podium tremblingly, and he said very nervously, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am a big girl on the sedan chair, the first time, I am quite nervous, please bear with me." I'll tell you a joke too. ”

"Once upon a time, there was a black bear, and then he died laughing." After Niu Bi finished speaking, he braided his neck, and even tears of "hahaha" were about to laugh.

But none of the people here thought it was funny, and they all looked at the bull who was standing at the front with the eyes of a fool, looking a little funny.

Niu bowed at 90 degrees, and then he ran down like a mouse who had seen a cat, he was afraid, he was nervous, and his little liver was about to jump out of his throat.

Don't look at this thing, his face is really thick-skinned, but when it comes to the critical moment, he wilts, and at this moment, Niu Bi's back has been completely soaked with sweat.

"Niubi-sao, you are doing very well." Tan Xue praised, and then changed the conversation, "Only this Lei Feng performed very poorly, so you two go back to the classroom first, and Lei Feng will stay in the classroom." ”

So Ye Xiu and Niu Bi, under Lei Feng's red look, crossed the threshold and went leisurely, the two talked and laughed, and Niu Bi after being nervous, not to mention how happy he was.

"Teacher, this is not fair." Lei Feng began to cry out for injustice.

But Tan Xue didn't pay attention to Lei Feng, at this moment, she looked at the watch on her wrist, and there were still three minutes to get out of class, so she said, "Everyone bring their belongings and low-level garbage, and go back to the classroom." ”

Then she turned her head and looked at Lei Feng, as if she had lost her temper, and said word by word, "This classmate, let me tell you, your attitude is very bad, which makes the teacher very angry, so I am going to give you a good lesson today." ”

"Teacher, don't you just want to know the joke? I'll tell you. Lei Feng was forced to be helpless, so he could only explain, "White panties, black threads? If that young woman, wearing this panties, what might she have left in it? ”

"What?"

Tan Xue looked dazed, urging, "Lei Feng, can you just say no?" Is it necessary to sell the guanzi? I'm not going to eat you, am I? ”

Lei Feng was speechless for a moment, thinking, this Teacher Tan is really white enough.

Haven't you even been in love? Or haven't you been to the emperor, water post? There is no connotation at all, just this joke, and I want to break it directly.

"Mao."

Ray said with a grit.

"What hair?"

Tan Xue's pretty face showed an even more dazed look.

Lei Feng really knelt down for the teacher in front of him, did he dare to tell Tan Xue in person, what kind of hair is this? That's all I have to say.

I still don't understand, what kind of hair can it be on the underwear?

Could it be chicken feathers, duck feathers, dog feathers, pig feathers? Lei Feng looked sad and said very sincerely, "Teacher, punish me, don't show mercy to your subordinates." ”

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